There is no God

There is no God.

If there is one, my God would kick your God's ass

wow, a perfect combination of a small and a big tit. I want such a fucktoy!

Hahahahah

LMAO those tits

I am so sorry this has happened to you.

I'd make a buddy cop show starring them titties. Melon and the Peach.

Is that a medical condition or just deformity?

I don't think there was any trauma if that's what you're asking. It kinda reminds me of those chimera cats you see that have two completely different colorations on their faces. Something about their genes puts the unlike characteristics together in the same organism.

I've got moar like this

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I think this is all I've got.

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Her face looks like her titties

I have a lot of these. Lop-sided titties are one of my favorite things.

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why?

I have a variety of cringe folders (computers/auto, fat people, niggers, white trash, SJW, fedora people, general cringe, and body cringe).

These gross tits fall under body cringe (along with toothpicks under toenails, ugly people, and so on.

Also, my wife is kind of a boobs nazi so I like to upset her by showing her gross tits.

Pic related.

what do you mean "a boob nazi?" she hates big tits? because my gf is quite flat actually and envies big titted girls...

I too would like to know more about these boob nazis

No, she just hates gross boobs. Size is irrelevant, but excessively saggy/veiny/lopsided/otherwise fucked up tits makes her rage.

She's bi, so, yeah.
She honestly just feels sorry for those unfortunately endowed.

So that was saggy tits, and here's burnt nipples.

And another thing she feels bad about is fat girls with small tits (think Pearchan).

Also weird nipples.