Here's you're steak sir

Here's you're steak sir

i requested a blowjob not a steak

I'll see you in court.

xd

>eating eat in 2k17

that is not medium rare take it back

I said rare, bitch! What in the seven bovine hells is this?!

That is the driest fucking steak I've ever seen

looks delicious, bit of mushroom ketchup and it'd be perfect

Sir I assure you that this steak is cooked to standards.

Would you like some ketchup?

Was someone angry with the steak and decided to cremate it?

Looks like shit.
Dry, burnt, not rare. I won't pay for this.

I asked for steak not charcoal

Your*

It meets my standards perfectly

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I ordered a steak, not a leather shoe.

Niggers can't cook for shit. Get out of the Kitchen Jamal, Bradley is the new cook.

This steak represents America, had hillary won.

Sorry but I don't eat other animals
Also, you got the order wrong

u burn steak i burn u face

Maybe a little to cooked. But you are a man who know good food.

same

you need to go vegan today

Looks tough to chew, like Trump and his executive orders.

Looks more Hillarys vagina

what idiot cooked that? there's not a drop of blood to be seen in that.
take it back, bring me the bill for what i have.

i won't eat in a restaurant that hires cooks that don't know how to do steak.

Tough to chew but probably better for you than the alternatives

too bad theyre not mine! and fuck no

it seems this scale is objectively a 100% accurate

you can always take a shot of cyanide

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>you're
... you are ...
retarded

let me talk to your manager im going to have you fired

>amerifat detected

Sir I assure you, my grammer is cooked to standards just like this steak

Where's my ketchup?

Thanks for the roast, but I ordered potatoes and brown gravy too.

Underrated diablo

I ordered grilled tofu, not a steak. Steak is murder.

Here is your steak, sir. Dry like the rivers of Africa.

Dam thanks

Dam i just want some steak.. I am now manifesting the perfect steak for dinner tonight

That looks like Bill Cosby, old, black, dry, and should be ignored. Was probably in your mother's mouth too, op.

Trips Check'd, bitchtits.

Your* dumbass

Thank you good sir, here's your 40 dollar tip, oh heavens what a wonderful age we live in where we can order a splice of beef at the ready! Oh such joy!

>OP

Put it in the fucking trash.

It's perfect

puppy chow

Looks so dry, may as well got a burger.

truth

Thank you sir do you have ketchup please.