You are lying OP :'D... Please tell me that didn't happen...
You are so screwed.
Benjamin Parker
You should have raped your mother.
Jacob Gomez
Aha hahaha faaaaaaag
Carter Bennett
whoa there, peter north.
I know this is Sup Forums and all but only a nigger would suggest that.
Chase Carter
why didn't you listen to the rest of us?
Jack Perez
Already Screencapped
Nolan Gutierrez
I'M NEVER FALLING FOR YOUR MEMES AGAIN
Ayden Fisher
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Camden Myers
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Jeremiah Thompson
the plan worked just fine faggot
Joseph Reyes
>not using adblocker
Mason Watson
Only a newfag would screencap obvious bait, this early.
Daniel Ross
how's that industrial area?
Benjamin Baker
It's not my fault you like when feminine penis cummed your hole.
Should have opened incognito tabs, faggot.
Nathan Johnson
>>As I went back to my room she fucking screamed at me
For what?
>>I panicked and slapped her
What? Why? Is that normal in your household?
>>My dad hear all that and tried to stop me >>I punched him on the guts
Is that normal?
Tell us something about your background.
Isaac Anderson
Oh, so you want Sup Forums to become pay-to-access due to them losing all their ad revenues because you can't deal with a few colourful pictures? Fuck you asshole
Ayden Long
Hey reddit, you guys got the most dankest maymays, may your puppers always be uppers xD
Caleb Ortiz
Pic of where you are or fake as fuck
Kevin Barnes
This would better my life. Yes.
Wyatt Cruz
> Her penis
Also show industrial area
Ethan Morales
>Oh, so you want Sup Forums to become pay-to-access due to them losing all their ad revenues because you can't deal with a few colourful pictures?
Yes.
>implying anyone would pay to browse Sup Forums
Retard.
Leo Cook
fuck you man
James Murphy
>Inb4 OP is lowkey gay and this is a trap thread request
Levi Russell
Why did you crop out most the banner on the top of the screen but leave the clickbait at the bottom?
Jose Mitchell
Well, you post pepe memes, overreact to everything, you still live with your mom and seem to be a burden on her yet you don't do anything about it, so given all this information, odds are you're a fat greedy slob.
So you're actually in a win/win situation here. Just get yourself a shitload of cardboard, find someplace remote to set up camp, keep yourself out of trouble with the law and unsavory passers-by, eat when you can but try to stay out of dumpsters, and the rest will take care of itself. After awhile of being unable to afford to eat, you'll look better, you'll feel better, and you won't even die or anything because you had the foresight to make sure you'd be fat enough to survive this. It'll be hell, but guess what? Scary and painful though it may be, you won't even need to stay motivated or determined, your circumstances will do that for you. That's one of the relatively few benefits of having no remaining choices or opportunities in life: whatever the plan ends up being, it takes no mental effort on your part to stick to it, because to do otherwise is impossible.
Make it a win/win/win situation: you also get to escape your evidently shitty family. You're clearly not used to independent living, but don't worry, you'll get the hang of it; involuntary acts of desperate self preservation are a great teacher. And when you get good enough at it to pull yourself back out of the hell you just got yourself into, you'll emerge happier and more functional than ever.
Jaxson Morales
i used a app that lets me take a screnshot of the scrolling window that starts where i Click
Nolan Fisher
You can still kill your parents, no big deal
Lincoln Davis
You are a motherfucking idiot. Do you even know what Sup Forums is all about? It's the way many different forms and sizes of people come together to share their porn and funny pictures. This is what makes Sup Forums so much better than any other website on the web. You are just an egoistic bastard if you want this place to get closed down just because they HAVE to put ADVERTS to pay their RENTS!!
Samuel Jenkins
a app
Zachary Walker
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Liam Cook
Go to a store and buy a cheap bra and some sheer thigh high stockings.
Return home, go in backyard and change into bra and stockings. Nothing else.
Knock on front door. Tell dad you need to talk.
Julian Richardson
>them losing all their ad revenues This is a noble end in and of itself, regardless of any personal benefits.
I'm merely suggesting that there is a probability that you crave penis of the feminine variety and need to seek help for the sake of your mental state and rectal integrity.
Hudson James
> >Rest in pecans OP How to give you Sup Forums gold?
Caleb Miller
Post pic of industrial area so we know your not full of shit
Easton Martinez
mfw i started an argument using only a screenshot of this thread
Wyatt Perry
>hairy pothead and the chamber of smokerets
Hudson Ramirez
>my mom walked into my rom and clicked it no, u did this to yourself. Shouldve taught your parents about your privacy. Stop trolling
Henry Peterson
>driving people into poverty >"noble" is this you
Jayden Lee
user pls
James Stewart
Its Still GOing
Andrew Lewis
THIS
Benjamin Watson
I can help you get back home.
>Buy wig, lingerie, and dress. >Wait for mom to leave >Arrive home, with girly voice ready >Give you father the boypussy >a_wild_mother_appears.gif >Clench and make him fill you up like a Tonka truck >Mother sees you >Run out before she can identify you >Your father is divorced for cheating >Ditch trap gear >Go home >Comfort crying mother >Ask her what happened >"Your father fucked a woman in our house and i-i caught him f-fucking her" >She will forgive you and let you back in
Jaxson Jackson
OP if you need a place to crash let me know
Hunter Rogers
That's a good idea
Luke Sanders
Why are philosophers so perplexed and divided on the issue of the trolley problem? A quick examination of the issue through the lens of sociodarwinian virtue ethics yields a very obvious correct answer: gluttony is evil -- especially in light of world hunger -- and fatties are gluttons by nature, and so you should push the fatty, to minimize his genetic contribution to the future evil of the world -- relative, that is, to any such contribution that may be minimized by allowing the innocents to die.
Jacob Carter
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Adrian Cooper
wat 4 fuk is dis shet
Nicholas Brown
>rectal integrity >implying a trap would even let someone bottom for them much less want them to >so vastly underestimating how fucking gay traps are
Mason Martin
Are you the faggot expert from personal experience of getting in the ass?
Levi Gomez
You should have head butted your dad so he could of got knocked out.
Matthew Johnson
dabbing is for faggots or niggers. which one are you kid.
