> My mom went on a business trip this weekend.
> Just me and my sister at home.
> We are both in the living room.
> I say I'm going for a shower
> Okay.jpg
> She stays in the living room and watches tv.
> I make sure I have no change of clothes.
> Whoops
> I have a shower and dry off leaving the towel in the basket.
> I walk through the living room with just my hands cupping my dick and balls.
> "What are you doing, user? Why aren't you wearing any clothes?"
> "My bad. I forgot to get them ready."
> I casually sit on the couch still with my hands over my junk.
> "You wouldn't like it if I came in here naked"
> "Do it. I wouldn't care."
> "Yeah, right."
> " Go on then."
> She leaves the room. I though I just pissed her off.
> 5 minutes pass.
> I see the door open
> " You finished with your strip now?"
> Sister walks through the door. She's entirely naked.
> "What are doing?!"
> I'm surprised she actually did it.
> " Told you, user. You don't like it."
> Trying to act like I'm unfazed I say " I'm not bothered."
> She sits down on the couch and starts watching the TV again.
> This is the first time I've seen her naked. I started to get an erection.
> My hands begin to not be enough to hide my cock and balls.
> My sister notices me fidget and looks over. She sees the tip half of my cock peeping from my hands.
> I didn't want it to get awkward so I pretend she isn't looking at it.
> My mom would kill us if she found out about this.
More things happened following this. If you want to know anything. AMA.
My mom went on a business trip this weekend
What does ama mean and i want to onow the rest of the story
Ama = ask me anything
well, go on, anything else happen? you have to keep the story going damnit
why are you such a degenerate
just continue greentext, hopefully you were smart enough to pre type
Trolling me this hard. 1/10 made me reply
> 30 minutes pass.
> My sister asks if I want a drink from the kitchen
> I say okay
> She walks into the kitchen with one arm covering her chest and one covering her vaginal.
> I realise she can't cover and hand me a drink.
> I also realise I can't hold my glass and cover my junk
> conundrum
> I place a cushion on my lap
> Sister walks in with two glasses. One for her one for me.
> I don't look as I know she's got Lloyd baring.
> She stands in front of me with glasses in hand. I see her bare breasts.
> She goes to hand me my glasse but spills the drink on the cushion.
> She rushes to the mantle and places both glasses on there.
> "Whoops, sorry!"
> She pulls the cushion from my lap quick as if to dry it off.
> My cock and balls are fully exposed and fully erect.
> My face turns slightly red and I go to cover my lap with my hands.
> " Well I've seen it now. There's no pint in hiding it. You've seen me."
> She places the cushion into the wash basket and gets me a new drink. She gets hers from the mantle and sits back into the couch handing me my new drink.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Anyways keep the story going, you got me hooked Sir.
Yeah sorry. I'm writing this now.
Welcome to Ripleys believe it or not.
This actually happened I swear.
You're a fag. And you know it, OP
Ask your sister for a blowjob
But why did you use the Queen as your thread image!?
You know, that this is only captioned for safety reasons: People can talk about murder if they want, because it's labeled as fiction. Most stories on here don't even seem fictional at all.
how does she looks like?
got pix of sis?
lurking
Not OP, but Elizabeth was a beauty mate.
Fake & gay
>mom opens the door
>gets on the floor
>everyone does the dinosaur
I want to she's so hot.
Here this is what I'm dealing with here. It's a cap of her fb pp.
>Sister
>I've never seen her naked before
Fakest incest story I've ever read.
cont
she's hot. Write more stories
20 minutes between post
I'm not sticking around
How old were you during this?
Thats all that happened. I finished my drink but was still slightly weirded out by the situation. I went up stairs to my bedroom. Its been about an hour. That's when I made this thread.
Any more pics. She's hot
We are both 18. As of this and last year. Me last year her 2 weeks ago.
so what happened after that?
Did you talk about it afterwards? How is it between you and her now?
why did i pop a boner
who didnt ?
ITT: things that never happened
It's only been an hour I haven't talked to her yet. She's still downstairs naked. I'm upstairs but still naked.
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get nude pics user, or atleast go back down there
Well, that's just fuken hilarious
Just Jack off and put your clothes back on.
guy on the right looks like a fag.
U didnt even fuck her right ?
are you scared? go downstairs, do it for us
Go downstairs faggot. Show her your raging boner.
Ok user go downstairs.
How old is she?
How would I get a picture without her noticing?
That's not me. It's my cousin. The picture is at a party.
18 as of 2 weeks ago.
Dude said she was 18
Why though? Do what?
your hot sister got naked in front of you, faggot. Ask her to touch her tits or whatever, jesus dont be a fag
>We are both 18.
fake and gay.
and dude doesn't have sisters. they're twin brothers. both gay.
if u have a phone just turn off the flash also dont do it right when u get down wait awhile
remember turn off the flash or ur fucked
if you say so
__________
fuck her
just say
"would you like to try it? Nothing serious.. just for fun"
if you're just writing something-
still use this.
Biggest fuckin lie i ever did hear
It doesn't matter take a picture of her for the lulz.
Take it and say i will post it on the internet maybe she will think you are joking.
Or even better:
Make pics and dump them here
I'll try it but if it's successful pyu won't know because I'll be busy. I don't get what you're getting out of this.
>oh my sister naked!
>she saw me hard >-<
>are you crazy i cant take a picture
Nice lies, go back to your incest hentais
just post the storie later
don't you want to fuck your hot sis? maybe she's got some feelings for you since she just got naked lol
if this shit is true
are you still hard right now?
wtf, I was so prepared.
I was thinking "this time everyone will believe my fake story!!"
Maybe but i think she did it out of rebellion. I didn't think she'd do it.
>be me
>no sisters, no femcousins
>oversized fat kissless virgin basementdweller
>almost as fat as my mom
>almost as ugly as my aunts
>have a porn calendar in my room, mom doesn't complain
>envy college guys who at least CAN TALK to a woman
>watch all those incest threads
>start posting fake stories about barely reasonable incests
>fags appreciate and fap to my fake stories
>add cropped porn images and claim it's OC
>fags ask MOAR and MOAR
>end college still kissless virgin
>got a job
>accept coffee from female coworker
>tell her I own house, car, and even a small cottage
>suddely she's interested in me
>fast forward one year, got on first base
>marry her, still virgin
>a few weeks later she's pregnant (OMG I DID IT!! my PENIS actually WORKS!!) and quits job
>and I'm still here creating shittier and shittier fake incest stories, as if my pleasure was someone discovering my ginormous faggotry
>will continue until wife eventually finds out what I'm doing in incognito mode
It wouldn't take much.
you'll never know unless you confront her in some way
Dude fuck other faggots do it like the guy told you take the pic in a joking manner like user said.
If that's no the most stereotypical shit I've ever heard, I don't know what is.
truly a magical place
Just go downstairs and tell her you can't help getting hard
I'll think about this. Give me some dialogue on how I could play it off as a joke. It could backfire terribly.
Moral of the story money buys happiness
Are you a virgin?
dude, tell her about Sup Forums and how the threads and pictures get deleted. She'll get all hot thinking about being posted with no social media trail
take pics
post pics
Take a picture of her(for real) but act it all in a joking manner and joke around but in a dead serious tone say you will delete the pictures but you don't and then,
post pictures here
delete pictures from phone to give her proof.
????
PROFIT
nope.
money buys womyyyyn.
and womyyyyn ain't happiness.
No. I've had sex but only like twice.
Alright, Sup Forumsros. I'm going to go and see how far I can push the situation. See if I can get her to play with my cock and if I can do the same to her tits. I'll open a thread later if I'm successful.
Peace.
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That's so goddamn English...but you're right.
>Casually sit on the couch
Lol yeah right
>> My mom shitted.
>> Just me and my sister at home.
>> We are both living.
>> I say I'm ginger
>> Okay.jpg
>> She says gooch.
>> I shave head.
>> Who
>> I ate a paper towel.
>> I walk through the living room with just my dick and balls.
>> "What a dong, user? What a wiener?"
>> "Mad. I got mad."
>> I call the cops with my hands.
>> "You like it mine ear"
>> "Do i. I do."
>> "argh."
>> " Goo."
>> She levitates. I just pissed.
>> 5 minutes ass.
>> I shoot ropes
>> " You shit snow?"
>> Sister walks good. She's tired.
>> "What a dong?!"
>> I'm ur piss head.
>> " To, user. You on lsd."
>> Trying to act like I'm ungay " I'm not here."
>> Scheisse on the couch is staining.
>> This is the first time I've seen her get an erection.
>> My hate is toward my cock and balls.
>> My sister smells. She sees the tip of my cock peeing from my hands.
>> I did I peed out it.
>> My mom was out.
>>Me hate nigs. you want to. AMA.
Where was your dad?
...
> My mom went on a Business Trip to Groceries store to buy some shit
> Just me at home
> Never had a sister
> Start fantasizing
> Pop out a keyboard
> Start a Sup Forums thread
> In my fantasies a sister would gladly be naked in front of her brother
> And even more if brother is clearly hiding a so-called boner
> Not even horny betafags believe me
> Thread gets saged and saged
> And even today I didn't get any applause
> Mfw
who care, i'm hard right now
I need more
Anyone save that story where the guy whips his dick out for his cousins by an old train?
more pls
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>why are you such a degenerate
>why are you such a artistic degenerate
Fixed
go back to her, and tell us what happened
she looks so german somehow