Out hiking innawoods with gf

>out hiking innawoods with gf
>see this

What do

honk honk

take a pic post it on Sup Forums Sup Forums add green text and a question at the end

take my dick out and jerk off probably..

stomp on them

disgusting. those have got to be saggy as fuck

>implying saggy isn't godtier

Imagine how she is posing with her face smushing against the tent flap...

\thard

Zip them up.

What? you dont see loads of tits out in the woods every time you go hiking?

its their natural habitat.

I picture her standing in a hole

Milk them to keep me alive if anything goes wrong. Then if i'm stuck in the wilderness I have a supply of milk to keep me alive.

Mmm boobs

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nice meme

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How fat do you have to be for this? It looks pretty fat through the crack.

RUN

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yeah, sagging right into my mouth

depends
did ya forgot to pack the harpoons or not?

who dis?

It's not the saggy's . . . .

It's the inevitability of the owners turning into fucking fat ass pigs

>The future just hanging there

Piss on them

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Thats the most piglike human i have ever seen. What fucked up standards you must have

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kek, she does look piggish

She's got bloodied knees. Better take her to the hospital

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I won

>pothead
>nipples pointing straight down
>nothingwinningaboutthisgayassbullshit

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stomp on those boobs with boots

>"Don't you get the feeling we're being observed? Must be my imagination."

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Hnnnnnngggg

Who's she?

gross

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who dis?

Those fucking udders man...jesus

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whos she

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could be Gianna Michaels

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id propably die laughing that looks hillarous

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OH MY! Love Siri

lol yu think those tits are big you havent seen mine losers

Big tits on a fat chick does not count.

lol if i were fat that would mean something. 120 at 5'9 is hardly fat

REKT

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>out hiking innawoods with gf
>out hiking
>innawoods
>with gf
Lolwut?

Pics or fatass fat ass pig

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When I was a kid around 11, my grandparents would always take me to the local lake. They told me I could go anywhere except over to this one section. Of course being a little snot I went over there.

That area was filled with degenerates having sex on the beach, doing drugs, and homeless people. Pretty much like a porn movie theater. Couple of guys taught me how and where to stand to signal I'm looking for straight sex with older women. If no one came to me, I went to them. I'd ask them two questions.
>Do you want to have sex?
If that didn't work, I'd ask
>Do you want to get raped?
Surprisingly got answered YES to question two a lot. There were plenty of hot older women that were into 11 year old me fucking them. Even fucked some lolis around my age that were into fucking older dudes too. That summer I always begged my grandparents to take me to the beach so I could get laid.

Anyways pic related reminded me of a day where I couldn't find any action. It was nothing but gay dudes everywhere. One guy came up and told me "Theres some pussy in that tent over there if you want it!" So I go on over there and jump in the tent.

It was the most horrible sight I've ever seen. It was at least a 400lbs woman bending over head down ass up. It smelled like complete shit, literally with flys buzzing around her sinking ass. She moans and it sounded like a wilder beast. It looked like pic related bent over, except I was the one who was afraid.

I got the fuck out of there as soon as I could. The guys who saw me go in started laughing. I ran to the other side of the beach crying I wanted to go home.

Oh, before anyone asks if I did gay shit that young I regret to say yes I did. If there was a couple or a dad with a young daughter sometimes I'd make a deal to blow the dude to fuck the wife/daughter. I never did get fucked in the ass thank god, but there was dudes that sure as hell tried. I don't know how I didn't get rapped honestly.

if i could only slide my head up the middle... i could die happy

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Sauce pls

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Also I know no one will believe me but you have to remember I'm an old dude, this was in the days of free love and no cell phones or craigslist hookups. Stuff like that would never happen today, especially the loli stuff. Someone would call the cops on their cell or something. Back then there were no phones in a 15 mile radius.

I still hear it's a popular place to go when dudes hook up on craigslist of guys bring their wife to get fucked, but the police also know about it so they patrol the area no too so it's not safe.

Those were my fondest memories. I'll never forget some of the hot as fuck milfs and young girls I fucked that summer.

my first reaction

then youre a faggot

You'll be fine as long as you've got 99 Humanity

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Based hitomi

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How do you think these experiences influenced your sex life in general? Did it cause you to be more confident regarding sex which helped you get laid more? Did it create any hangups or issues at all?

I'm asking because I'm 42 and didn't lose my virginity until I was 21, a bit of a late starter lol

wasn't expecting those burnt pancakes.

>teen titans go
Nope.