ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

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I spent 18 months in prison when I was 21. Nobody I know now knows about it other than my dad (mid 30's now)

I met bigfoot.

Yeah, that's right bigfoot is real and totally gay.

my gf publically humiliated me after finding out I had a small penis in hs. I tried to kill myself but failed, went to a college on the other side of the country to distance myself from my embarrassing school career.

I stopped posting her but I'm still fapping to her

i think my bearded lizard wants to kill me

i fucking hate having a small dick dude but i'm glad i haven't even attempted to show it to anyone

post it

It's a secret

I create YLYL threads and start flooding bananas myself after about 10 minutes

I read my girlfriends text messages and now have conflicting feelings about leaving her

I was about to post this but with gondolas and spurdos

its secretly 3.5 inches

Then she wasn't the one. What an awful human being doing that to someone you're together with, really I wish the worst for her.

Don't misuse gondola like that, you cunt. Gondola is at peace with his life, and will allow no conflict to enter it. This is his constant state.

Do you have a fetish about it user ?

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I plan on moving to a house with lots of privacy, raising an animal, and training it to take my cock.

how did you end up there?

I've had sex with my older sisters friend (6 years older) when I was in year 9.

when i was 13 i stole cigarettes from my mom and gave them to my best friend's sister. in return she would let me worship her feet.
that's my biggest secret.

is 6 a small dick?

Omg ... that's hot as fuck dude (if true obviously)

it was awkward as hell but intoxicating aswell

Ive posted my underwear in the girls panties threads and got off about that shit. ps not showing bewbs

selling drugs when I was at uni

Ask Google, kid.

Have you ever done anything with one previously

You would think with as much as this thread is spammed OP would use a different pic by now.

im female and sometimes i fap on my ex being in relationships with really cute guy
lol
i hate myself

I have a lot of credit card debt from being a stupid kid.

Also have a low credit score

Ur ruining it for the only feline here right now fuck off

I've had sexual relationships with three first cousins.

One even lived with me for a while under the guise of sharing costs while she was looking for a new job. We fucked like rabbits.

While we're all married and moved on, we still reminisce about it when we get together (though nothing happens anymore)

post panties then

I've been into the fetish since '96. Broke up with one girl before I realized a year later that she's been fucking her dog for years. If I had known that, I'd have married her instantly.
Anyway, I'm single, don't want a wife/kids, got a good job and $50k saved up. I figure it's bout time I do what I want.

I got a free copy of SSBB when some kid who visited my house left it behind. And I still have it to this day.

Pic related and even comes with the day the photo was taken

I ran a midget gang that killed niggers.

when i went to drug rehab, i always told them that meth was my drug of choice, but that was a lie. my ex has always been my drug of choice

im gay

Why'd you bother going to rehab then?
(That was a pretty lame attempt at sounding poetic, btw)

cringe as fuck

I watch anime

what

Keep it that way, user. Never show it to anyone, as long as you live. They will just humiliate you, no matter how much they tell you size doesn't matter, it does. It matters more than anything.

>why go to rehab
meth became a monkey that i needed to get off my back as a matter of survival. i'm better now - mostly

spend enough time with my ex and you'd understand

I would of had killed her man

When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend. were also fuck buddies for a while after

So you WERE in rehab for Meth. Stop trying to sound artsy. You suck at it.

I have a tiny dick and enjoy prostate milking. I use a vibrator on myself, and have one woman friend that likes to finger me/strapon Fuck me.

you know how addicts almost always substitute one drug for another, user? stop trying to sound edgy, because you suck at that

Any green text? Personality?

Did you get raped my one fear of prison

this

meth is pretty good i encourage everyone to use it. it also cures cancer

i raped a stray dog once and killed ot with a rock

A girl isn't a drug, dipshit.

I once witness a man jump in front of a train. It subsequently resulted in a 3 hour delay. I showed up later dope my final and although I scored 100 I was unable eligible to turn in my final paper because I was late. I secretly wish I knew who jumped in front of the reason so I can piss on his grave. Pic related

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the body's naturally created chemicals responsible for various emotions are, dipshit

I like the sound of bologna slapping hard surfaces. I go through picks of it per day just slapping things. I don't even eat it. I just slap slap slap . Something about the sound , the texture , the moistness. I applied for ebt just to use the money on bologna. Before that I spent about 20,000 in one year on it. My psychiatrist says I might have autism

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LOL. So you're confessing that you went to rehab because of the naturally created chemicals in your brain? Dude, take your Liberal Arts degree and GTFO

Who knows about it?

grntxt is gay but it was an awesome experience the 1st time. She didnt want to use a condom her 1st time so we didnt. The sex its self wasnt that great, it was fairly painful for her so i was very gentle. She didnt want to stop though. We mostly just made out for a while i was all the way in her. After that she relaxed some and I slowly fucked her for a few minutes then came in her. Every time after that the sex was great for both of us, was pretty esy to make her cum. My sister eventually found out we were having sex but she was cool with it, she didnt know i took her v though. She was pretty nice, kinda shy but not afraid to try new things, also had awesome body

I accidentally met my ex in the streets. The ex who abused, beat me up and left me for another person.
I shouted : 'he wants to rape me' as hard as I could while pointing at him and some guys beat his sorry ass.

No. That's just your normal state of functioning, as a human/living being with a central nervous system. Even if they were, you can't produce anything even remotely resembling taking a drug in the first place (except right before you die). If you can't even resist normal levels of hormones, I bet you're one fat fuck since you'd be eating whenever you got the slightest bit hungry, you weak piece of shit.

If a girl rejects you and you liked her, the way to deal with it is easy. You have to bury it, forget about her and move on. Delete her from everything, never see her again, replace her name in your head (that is, any time you think of refering to her) with something else like "the ex". Forget she existed, and whenever you feel your brain might want to think about her, do something else than what you're currently doing.

I even paid an escort to come over for three hours so I could just slap her over and over with bologna. Slaps , underhand pitches , overhand pitches , two handed bologna slaps , bologna dunk , I played her as like drums with two bologna in my hands like chopsticks. I never called so hard in my life. I have to tell my family that I make sandwiches for the homeless. I'm so ashamed.

Gullible whiteknights to the rescue!

>The ex who abused, beat me up and left me for another person.
Bet he was exciting when you started dating though, huh? My experience is that if you're too nice to a woman, she'll just leave you. Even the best of women seem to need a small correction every now and then, to know her place. I bet your new boyfriend is equally exciting as he was when you started out.

If I'm wrong, I take it back and wish you luck. But you know this applies to 98/100 women.

nah, never saw anything like that and never threatened with it myself.

I got into a couple of fights, but pretty much nothing different to being in school. Im not a tough guy or anything, you just have to stand up for yourself

>Bet he was exciting when you started dating though
Yeah, he was charming, funny, way too caring and interested in me.After a while he would tell me go find another man and he cannot see me as a partner anymore, would block me from every social media, etc.
>My experience is that if you're too nice to a woman, she'll just leave you.
I'm a trap, transitioning so yes, I was too nice and indulging.
> Even the best of women seem to need a small correction every now and then, to know her place
Agree, but not physically
>I bet your new boyfriend is equally exciting as he was when you started out.
I'm single.

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i crossdress and put thing in my ass while smoking weed on a regular basis

That's all, I minded my own business feeling happy and avenged

Might as well come clean about it here. I take bologna showers. On good days when I can afford it I dump packets of it into my tub and then slide in. I spend hours slithering in the tub like a bologna worm in dirt. Then before I leave I fuck it, I spend another couple hours just rubbing my cock with warm slippery bologna until I cum onto a piece of bologna and then wipe it up with another price of bologna. The smell , sometimes even I can't stand it , the smell of deli meat sitting in a tub for hours gets pretty bad. I end up cleaning the tub for about 2 hours after

Good ;)
Is he ok?
How did he abuse you?

My 14yo niece recently started being sexually active so me and my gf helped her get on bc.

>Is he ok?
I don't care, he's probably abusing his other gf/bf.

>How did he abuse you?
Assuming that you're into this, he would slap me, punch me real hard in the streets even, told me rough stuff like : ''i'm gonna fuck you until blood comes out and I don't care about the pain'', and the violence was 10x worse at his house, wouldn't stop even if i had tears streaming down my eyes then blamed it all on me. I almost hit my head pretty badly.
The good part that I see: I started to feel like it is my fault, good thing he left me. Imagine if he would continue and wouldn't want to break up.

I did an exercise for months, where I was told to visualize crushing her up like paper and throwing her in the trash.

bmp

Well, that wouldn't work for me. You need to come up with your own ways. Try some actual exercising. Running work(s/ed) the best for me.

I am bi grill and love loli. I wanna be a mindless bimbo housewife.

>Assuming that you're into this, he would slap me, punch me real hard in the streets even, told me rough stuff like : ''i'm gonna fuck you until blood comes out and I don't care about the pain'', and the violence was 10x worse at his house, wouldn't stop even if i had tears streaming down my eyes then blamed it all on me. I almost hit my head pretty badly.
>The good part that I see: I started to feel like it is my fault, good thing he left me. Imagine if he would continue and wouldn't want to break up.
Did he have no emotonal control? He seems like guy who instead of building himself, breaks others down.... Why did you not leave?

>bc.
?

big cock

>Did he have no emotonal control?

No, he would have outbreaks of rage, shout on the street due to fury, couldn't control himself for shit.

>Why did you not leave?
I was in a very dark and depressing stage of my transition.19, depressed, suicidal, transitioning, taking 4 different psychiatric meds, switching meds too, therapy, being bipolar, having social anxiety and drug-resistant depression was not a happy place...i grasped for every bit of happiness i could find...
Now I'm not better, but surviving. No more meds, no more therapy needed, only hormones for my transitioning, but single and sad.

birth control

Two secrets
1)When I was in middle school I barely spoke and acted really politely to not cross any boundries and make my life harder
this made the kids think I was a pure christin boy who was overly polite, has never swore before, and has never seen porn of any kind
I kept this act up for a year to see how far I could go with this character I accidentally created
I then told them a year later, then we became better friends, then I moved out of state

2)when I was a kid, I looked up a lot of porn
used to hide under neath my brother's bed, because it had more space, put a vibrating toy on my dick in my pants and just sit there unitl I had the sensation of cumming
Eventually I would go to far, when left alone at the house I would bring my cat into my parents room, lay on the best naked and try to get the cat to lick my dick, I did this multiple times and it was never good

>only hormones for my transitioning
NOOOOOO dont do it
>but single and sad.
me too, but im assuming your young so you need to relax. IM sure you can find a man who want a relationship and/or kids...

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I'm male to female

sometimes I like to crossdress after shaving all over and fuck my ass with my 9inch vibrator

You are gay you mean..... Or am i wrong?
Is not gender transition just a wierd hobby project?

No.
I've been taking hormones for almost 1 year and a half. I look like a girl, long hair, boobs and...a dick.

i have a profile on xhamster showing some weird videos of me, like fisting myself or shoving a corncob up my ass. nobody i know knows.

Two secrets. (Faggot warning)

1)
>be me
>be 9 a years old boy
>be having a friend in class
>he wants to meet up at his house after school to play together
>we would be home alone
>we would play ''the james bond game together'' where we basically just act like we were in a james bond game/movie (we always played the ps2 games lol)
>he wants to be james bond
>he says he wants me to be one of the hot girls (forgot her name)
>i weirdly agree
>he gives me his sisters bra and panties, tells me to undress and put those on
>after complaining i somehow agreed again
>he would ask me to get in bed with him
>he is naked
>we cuddle
>he then makes me the little spoon
>he keeps grinding against me with his dick against my butt
>I would make moaning sounds
>we would get out of bed when his family would almost get home

We would do this like one day a week where he was home alone for like 2 years. We loved it. One point he even kissed me in bed and force his tongue into my mouth. Furthest we've gone tho. But after 2 years we weren't in the same class anymore and never decided to

2)
>be me, 15
>be lonely as fuck
>be interested in lady underwear/clothes
>would sneak out of bed at night to look around the house for some clothes and underwear from my mother/sister
>would get hard as fuck everytime
>couple of months later i'd do it almost every day, but also while looking for horny guys to skype with on omegle
>would meet this 59 year old man
>wanted to make me his little girl
>would obey his commands, dress up for him every day and do sexy butt stuff almost every day.
>wants to meet me
>i was only 16, got scared.
>after refusing him the contact started fading.
>deletes me

Now i'm 19. Still dress up sometimes and skype with random dudes, but i miss that old man. He never accepted my friend request again :c

i masturbated to a ninja sex party video once

i have been spoke with my cat about aliens and food as burgers

I guess everybody akways says what a nice guy i am; like there is no single dark thought crossing my mind ever, always being polite and composed, while in reality i would love to see a world war 3. I'd like to see people in actual terror, losing all hope, and losing everything they ever hold dear... Only because i feel people nowadays deserve it.

So youre straight?

I have two piss holes on my dick

Thats an overblown myth. The guys thst get fucked in prison are the ones that want to be fucked. Its not like shawshank where they hold you down and gang rape you. Most people just want to do their time and get out.