Thom Yorke, Matt Bellamy, and Chris Martin walk into a bar....
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Lincoln Stewart
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Ethan Fisher
Barman says "get out we only allow patrician music in here"
Luis Morgan
...
William Reyes
So Thom Yorke leaves
Dominic Gutierrez
who's the most attractive out of these three fellas?
Tyler Sanders
Martin
Jace Thomas
Thom, to be honest
Isaac Ortiz
Martin, he gets all of the pussy, probably the nicest guy of the three too.
Jaxon Jackson
Chris.
Josiah Robinson
The bartender says "so which one of you sang creep"
Jack Sullivan
This guys gets it, Coldplay is patrician as fuck
Isaiah Long
damn
Ian Sanders
Bellamy is indisputably the most talented musician of the three.
Matthew Harris
No, Chris is.
Kevin Bailey
And Thom gets triggered and scream "CREEP IS A BAD SONG" while stabbing the barman with his pocket shiv
Nathan Ward
That's a cute duck
David Roberts
Thom because personality determines attractiveness
Mason Sullivan
Being psychotic isn't an attractive personality trait
Leo Cooper
Lol keep telling yourself that landwhale
Juan Diaz
Thom misses the bar, Matt breaks his nose, Chris hangs from it like a monkey.
Justin Hernandez
Oliver Stewart
Kek
Caleb Ramirez
No, Thom because he's qt as fuck
Josiah James
Why is he dressed up like a faggot. He looks like one of my aunts.
Austin Foster
Martin's got the most appealing personality anyway.
Julian Brooks
You must really like Putin
Liam Bell
t. virgin
Julian Thomas
ofuckoff
Blake Perez
he's a swaggy don now
Jaxson Jenkins
Thom
Elijah Long
t. Thom Yorke
Hunter Gomez
this
Jose Price
No, CHRIS MARTIN is the most talented
Carson Sullivan
they're a laughing stock
*deletes radiohead and adds more talk talk*
Michael Flores
and talk about how they wish that they where in U2
John Brown
Bono the bartender says "You all cucked off our sound in some way. Get the hell out of here"