Girl on Tinder just asked me what I like to do for fun. Dub decides what I say

Girl on Tinder just asked me what I like to do for fun. Dub decides what I say....

Say "stalking"
Then correct it to "walking" blame auto correct. Then when she says what she does reply "i know"

>Missed septs by 1. KYS now.
Melt stuff.

Tell her you like to browse dank memes.

Watching porn and eating cheetohs.

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> Off-By-One Kenobi
Tell her you collect molds, spores, and fungus.

Men.

Dungeons and Dragons. Trek conventions. Cosplay. The normal stuff.

I eat dicks

I work out

I like to push boiled eggs in girls vaginas, you?

I vape

not posting a screenshot OP?

hand to hand combat with my LARPing buddies

also fucking whores

posting on an Indonesian spear fishing board

Rolling for Ghostbusters here.

I sort the rocks in my yard by weight

rolling for "nuttin"

I like to collect sperm in jars from the men I take back to my house to blow.

You Collect earwax in small tins, you have a draw full of them so far.

I collect my most amazing shits in jars.

I like to shit my bed repeatedly every night and never really wash the bed

Walking around with a buttplug up my sissy slut ass

Wonder who got sextuple 8s

You eat things you found Under your sofa

rerollllll

winrar

nice, now deliver

Rub my 3" cock on your thighs

Winrar

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