/heem/: beneil dariush edition

Upcoming events:

11/04: Bellator 163 - McGeary vs Davis
11/05: Glory 35: Nice - Mwekassa vs Vakhitov
11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/10: Bellator 164 - Koreshkov vs Lima 2
11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang
11/12: UFC 205 - McGregor vs Alvarez
11/18: Invicta FC 20 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya
11/19: Bellator 165 - Chandler vs Henderson
11/19: UFC FN 99 - Mousasi vs Hall 2
11/19: UFC FN 100 - Bader vs Nogueira 2
11/26: UFC FN 101 - ?
12/02: Bellator 166 - Dantas vs Warren 2
12/03: Bellator 167 - Curran vs Teixeira
12/10: UFC 206 - DC vs Rumble
12/10: Glory: Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari
12/17: UFC on Fox 22 - VanZant vs Waterson
12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs Silva
12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA

News:

>AKA coach on Khabib not getting title shot
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/aka-coach-dont-give-a-guy-a-contract-if-youre-not-intending-to-give-him-a-fight

>Dillashaw-Lineker in the works for UFC 207
espn.com/mma/story/_/id/17948948/tj-dillashaw-john-lineker-part-ufc-207

>Rockhold-Jacare 2 off, Cockguy injured
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/luke-rockhold-vs-ronaldo-souza-2-scratched-jacare-rep-asks-for-title-shot

>PFA to name fighter executive board
mmafighting.com/2016/11/1/13491530/in-ongoing-unionization-efforts-pfa-to-introduce-nine-fighter

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youtube.com/watch?v=zqFAzbTni5Q
dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/robert-whittaker-steps-up-for-ufc-main-event-bout-against-ronaldo-souza-in-melbourne/news-story/b95efca9055aa221441e1bdb79d416b1
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Schaub is God

Would you provide a link to the previous thread next time? Thanks. I need it to take everyone's predictions.

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please leave to asp

Schaub bless, my man.

SpergOP does what he wants. We want previous thread links and less events, but it doesnt matter what the people want. Spergs think theyre the center of the universe.

A reminder.

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Assuming do hoes choi works his magic once again in the first round against Cub, does that put him in title contention? Or would you rather see him go through a few more tests first?

pls save this event bisping.

there is no FW title

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when will bader stop running in like that

OH BOY I'M SO GLAD ELLEN HAD TO BRING UP LE EVIL HITLER MAN TRUMP IN THE RONDA INTERVIEW, HE'S LITERALLY HITLER!

>oneitis saw my trap porn
>she thinks i'm gay now

what should I do, /heem/

>oneitis

the fuck?

I am honestly more excited to see joanna fight than wonderboy

Tough choice

who was that dick ass gracie that injured T-City? let's send saku after them

why is heem so dead

Just made this webm

WME killed UFC and it's a slow burn into death.

youtube.com/watch?v=zqFAzbTni5Q

PUTTIN IN THE WOOK

Everyone's busy mate, we've got a life outside of /heem/

Bit of a quiet period between events

only losers post here when fights aren't going on, you sad obsessed goof

Friendly reminder McGoober isnt even best fighter in division he """holds""" a title.

Edgar and Aldo are both vastly superior fighters.

inb4 mcmemers meme reply

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HEEM, will I get in trouble if i use Bovada to bet on UFC?

>Edgar was the favourite against Aldo at 200

What absolute nonsense this sport induces.

Karolina's last nine insta posts: car, gym, promotion, promotion, interview, interview, interview, car, car

Joanna's last nine insta posts: food, food,gym, gym, promotion, gym, gym, selfie in gym parking, food, gym


And there are still people who believe Karolina gonna win

>JJ
>KK

Can Lina Lansberg make strawweight?

Maybe Ronda Rousey can


If she got a liposuction

dude, she walks around at like 165-170

Theres still somone who predicts fights based on insta posts

Did this ever get disproven?

wow

It has been disproven because i say it has

>that filename
You know Machida is Brazilian, right?

>karataka
>brazilian

hahaha yeah right next you'll be telling me that Cain, a wrestler, is Mexican.

>es un americano que se cree mejicano

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Everyone always forgets Machida's half Japanese unless they want to prove a point about Asians.

Beneil will get fucked up by Magomedov

An analogy you could make for this fight to make the case Beneil wins is Albert Tumenov aka Einstein vs Gunnar Nelson, which would seem to be a welterweight version of this fight that's already played out. Einstein is a scientist on the feet, really spectacular striking, probably the best striking in the WW division. Yet, he went out there and got mauled rather quickly by Nelson who is a jujitsu champion.

Beneil is a world BJJ champion of some sort as well but he did get submitted by Chiesa's neck crank not too long ago after being beaten to the punch a few times in a row, and Magomedov is probably the best/most technical striker in the LW division. So you can see my analogy. This fight should be sick but I've read on Sherdog his gym says he's basically impossible to take down, and I don't think Beneil will be able to take him down easily at all, as Beneil couldn't even take down an exhausted and rocked Vick in their last fight. This fight should be excellent and will get Rashid into the top 10 if he wins, and it's interesting that a lot more people on Tapology think Beneil wins. He does have more experience with top shelf UFC competition but he hasn't necessarily come out on top of all those difficult bouts. This whole card should be amazing

Maia is half Russian he's still a Hue

Machida's half jap but he's still a Hue
enough with this political correct wank

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>race mixing don't real

TURT

TEEN

SECONS

>b'awwww mai mud blood
immigration is cancer

I read somewhere that Maia was half Ruskie. Other ombos.

BJ Penn is white/korean
Bendo is blasian
Cruz is white/latino
TJ is snake/human hybrid
Hendo is ?

BJ Penn is part Polynesian.

Whats the earliest example of Blacksplosion you can think of?

Hendo is white

No, he isn't, he's an American Indian.

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>From all accounts, Henderson is 1/16 Walla Walla Native American.

Holloway is on a 8 fight win streak in the UFC alone or something ridiculous like that. It's ridiculous to put anyone in the title picture over him or you know, the actual interim champ.

This might be the most American post I've ever seen.

and he looks Indian.

So he is.

Marvin Eastman

holloway should be on the P4P list, let alone title shots, if he beats pettis, I'd put him above aldo on p4p

You like porn of men with boobs. You're gay.Actually worse than being gay desu

Hollywood has fought whos, he will get humiliated by Aldo

His last four wins have been top ten fighters. I don't know if I'd pick him to beat Aldo but he hasn't fought literally whos at all, especially in comparison to Choi.

>Dillashaw-Lineker in the works for UFC 207
Very nice

>Rockhold-Jacare 2 off, Cockguy injured
Ffs, what a crock of shite

THE BEST

I want to cum in her ab separation

Will the irish still be on /heem/ after 205?

Bring me coffee heem. Im the don.

Tony Ferguson via head kick

Believe it, boiz.

Tony Ferguson couldn't head kick KO RDA with an electrified kicking machine.

tony is getting destroyed

El Cuckuy

FerGAYston sucks

>tfw /heem/'s only T-Ferg fan

THE BOY GOT LUCKY YEH?

today I will break through my limits

dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/robert-whittaker-steps-up-for-ufc-main-event-bout-against-ronaldo-souza-in-melbourne/news-story/b95efca9055aa221441e1bdb79d416b1

I'm not mad at this

I'm confused. The title says that he is fighting Jacare in the main event but the article says he is fighting Brunson in the main event.

Pretty fucking lame Tbh family. why is middleweight so shallow

Everyone else is booked or healing

Whittaker is good anyways. Quit complaining

Yewl do nuttin

I'll complain all I want

Seems the article headline is just poorly worded.

Probably Bisping vs Jacare now, maybe at UFC 206?

Yeah, standard clickbait link.

Pretty shitty main event, but good for Whittaker

No chance it happens at 206.

Bisping said unless it's a moneyfight (GSP/Diaz) He's waiting 6 months or so before he fights

Pretty good main event IMO, two of the dark horses of the division. The winner probably fights in a title eliminator next. Sure its not Rockhold v Jacare but still very intriguing match up.

Errr because everyone from champ through to 13 is fighting in a 6 week period.
Moose v vitor, bisping v Hendo, weidman v Romero, Brunson v Whittaker, hall vs moose iirc is coming up., and now the cancelled rockhold v jackal. Who else is he supposed to fight? Whoevers rank 14 or 15? Silva who's 1 foot out the door?

This, could be worse for a Fight Night.

It'll be a good match, but compared to the other upcoming main events it feels a bit like a fight night headliner.

>it feels a bit like a fight night headliner

which it is

I just want Kennedy or Chris V Bisping, but Allah doesn't respect me enough to grant my wishes

Don't mind me, I'm retarded

>Probably Bisping vs Jacare now

lol. No chance. Bisping will pull a disappearing act now that a top fighter is unbooked and ready to fight.

I like that she's looking thiccer than she did in Invicta, I got her in every single bet of mine she better not lose

>Bisping keeps saying he'd fight the top contenders if they weren't all booked up
>Jacare is free now
What's he gonna say?

Sucks for Australians their boy is gonna lose to Brunson by knockout in the main event to cap off the night

>tfw Australia steals all your fighters