Ask a Scottish fag anything

Ask a Scottish fag anything

where the bitches at
i plan on visiting Edinburgh sometime after i leave Poland

Where you from? I am from clydebank

What does 'Yer da sells avon' mean?

are you excited for trainspotting 2 making your country relevant to the world again?
whats kevin mckidd been up to?
whats a good scotch to YOU people? i had my cherry popped with the glenlivet 18 and the only thing thats come close is macallan. i want to know some good ass scotch to drink you wannabe mick.

Avon is a girly magazine that sells cosmetics and shit and you can do that as a side jobScotland invented a lot of shit look it up

Cowdenbeath

has Paige Turley started sucking big cocks yet?

y u h8 teh rest of the uk

Duno her

If you don't speak Gaelic, you're not a true Scotsfag, you're Englishman whether you like it or not.

you didnt answer any of my questions. this is why no one cares about you fucking knuckledragging wannabe potatomunchers. you tell people to ask you anything. they ask you things. you deliberately dont answer.

AYE LAD, YA DINNAE KEN ME MEANING, EH.

fucking idiot, kys.

BGT

why are you the inferior peoples of the british isles?

Fuck England

Why do you think anyone would want to ask you anything

Vote for independence and then join EU?

kek

Yeah independent Scotland

Why so homo?

How butthurt do you get over shitty little things?

Cause Scottish people are cool you cunt bucket

Well not really I'm currently in America so idc

Good for you, m8.

I speak both language's

Work took me to Dundee for 7 months last year. Awful country with awful people.

Yeah, no.

Fuck off back to the western isles, and let us pay for you you useless fucking sponge.

Dude you need to take a chill pill

Craig? Craig Ferguson!!!!!!!!!!!!

clydebank should have been eradicated during the blitz

bullshit, you still havent answered my questions, and youre too chickenshit to fire back at my first attempt at calling you out.

youre a whiny little bitch. you expected to come in here "AYE, SCOTLAND" and have people be like "ooo, an exotic person", but instead you got by and large "youre a faggot englishman who talks even stupider".

kys, fucking faggot.

why is Scotland so shite?

Actually pal Scotland has enough oil and fish which We export to china and the USA so STFU

Do Scottish people actually say "ack", like Groundskeeper Willie?

>dude you need to take a chill pill
>im new here, why dont you be nice? i like cock.

fixt.

I'm fae Aberdeen, Scotland is shite, I've been aroond and everywhere ahv been has been better.
It's pure fucking minging in Scotland.

It is lol thats why i moved to the US

Aye a ken mate it's real bad

>independent
>EU
Pick one

why didn't Scotland want their independence? many countries fight and lose countless lives to win it, you were offered with zero bloodshed involved but even still pussied out

Fair enough XD

We do the last vote was 49% yes and 51 saying No

whats it like moving from a shitehole to a country run by a tanned bawbag?

Yeah but it's spelt ach

still a majority said No

Not to bad he is a cunt

Exactly but after this brexit shit. Were leaving the UK

You cant kill cockroaches.

It was actually 44.70% YES to 55.30% NO, 55% still wanted to be run by those westminster cunts

I really thought it was more

Fuck I hope so!

hes talking about some opinion poll

Without a currency, without a plan
You're cutting off your nose to spite your face
After all that, you'll give up your independence to join the eu
What's the point?

Also Scotland, Glasgow.

Are you hot?

to see how shite it can get, nation of masochists did you not know?

What's wrong with the EU?

Are you fucking serious?
Is this the level of Scottish education these days?

enjoy paying for your healthcare and further education when you leave.

Right cunts. We're gon to keep the slang on twitter aright? Half the dicks here will think we're all cunts and we don't need to help them with it

Are you a heroin addict who gets in to pub fights every week?

anyone from/ near renfrew?

I'm not ugly if thats what your asking

Is this an accurate representation of your heritage?

I'm the OP this is what i look like

no obviously not lol

hi fraser

Names not FrasierNames no Fraser

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Oh aye thats me totally XD I wore it once XD

Mans got a tinnie

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Love how all these pics have irn bru

Are you guys basically English with a thicker accent?

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Thats like saying that Canada and America are the same

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Thats basically black tar

So basically yes then

How can I, as an americunt. Settle down with one of your redhead girls?

Yes it is don't listen to those normie city pricks

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Hello I'm from edinburgh!!! Hello fellow Scotsman
I go to UoE, hbu

How come you guys are gay fucking retards like the English?

Have you seen Trainspotting 2?

stephen?

is it true that no one wears underwear over there if they're wearing a dress?

glasgow here

kilt*

Re-read your original request.
>Yer da sells avon
Apparently someone associated with you sells Avon. Gee what is that?
Okay, Avon is makeup. hmmm....
Your %PERSON% sells avon
He said Da. What could Da mean with an accent? Perhaps he meant Dad?


Your dad sells makeup because he is a faggot.

For a start they enforce austerity, will force laws on you that you literally have no say in
Pisses me off so much when Scots whinge about Westminster, you have as many mp's in Parliament as you could without being pro English
If you had a party that didn't ostracise everyone south of you then you could achieve so much more

No, England practiced their psychotic world domination skills on us before taking to the seas.

Im at glasgow too , im not Scottish tho

Traditional Scottish meal

the best shit

Fuck off, Scotland started the union when King James of Scotland inherited the English crown