>you walk into the bathroom at a mall and see this
wat do?
You walk into the bathroom at a mall and see this
Elijah Allen
Bentley Evans
Bathrooms don't come with a fire escape
Daniel Jenkins
>'Men' restroom
>Half of them are female
Matthew Flores
Fuck yeah, I've been waiting for this. It's exactly what I built my flamethrower for.
Benjamin Reyes
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Tyler Kelly
Run.
William Russell
Step up to nearest vacant urinal...unzip...piss...zip up...go to sink...wash hands...leave
Anthony Sanders
This. So fucking fast.
Furfags are unstable.
James Walker
>wash hands
Quit lying tho
Hunter King
I pull out my M&P 9mm and shoot as many of them as I have rounds for (which by my count is all but 1)
Xavier Miller
I only ever wash my hands if there's other people to see me. In this case I would. It's sanitary theatre.
Nathaniel Hernandez
I have a small website in the backwaters of the internet, and one member is an admitted furry. The conventions? It's all cutesy fun, people romping around, playing dogs, cats, lions, WTF ever... All above the board, good clean fun.
At the end of the day it is ALL about fursuit sex. It's pretty much as you've assumed and that they've denied. Fur Cons are all about fursuit sex. So yeah- if you see a group of furries in the bathroom, BACK out, and RUN.
Jayden Rogers
Sex in fursuits is insanely rare. Those suits are insanely overpriced as the people who make them, prey on people without much money, but are wiling to stare for a while to get the cash together to buy one.
When someone overpays for a stupid looking suit, the last thing they would want is to risk damaging it.
Christopher Hill
see:
Connor Cox
>It's all cutesy fun, people romping around, playing dogs, cats, lions, WTF ever... All above the board, good clean fun.
100% bullshit. I go I get laid more on the three weekends I go to cons than I do all year long and most of the time is spent piss drunk.
Dylan Gonzalez
Maybe you should have read the entire post, furfag.
Alexander Williams
I was agreeing with you
Bentley Brooks
whoops
Christopher King
do you get laid by the opposite sex though?
William Campbell
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Joseph Thomas
From what I was told, it's 99% homosex.
Nicholas Price
Confirmed Commrade. Furcons slav paradise. Many place to lean wile drink Stolichnaya.
Jason Hughes
lol it's a furry con take a wild fucking guess
Tyler Bell
that's gay
Eli Stewart
Talk to them. While they're pissing. Then later they'll be calling ME weird.
Christopher Fisher
How the fuck do they piss out of those fursuits?
Jose Jackson
>gets laid
>is on Sup Forums
Kek
Michael Ward
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Nicholas Nguyen
They're referred to as SPH- Strategically Placed Holes. And velcro.
Jeremiah Watson
>furfags are unstable
>all their haters say they want to do things that would violate the Geneva convention
Grayson Williams
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Julian Lee
Usually you change out of the suit to piss...
Or wear a diaper.
Levi Roberts
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James Campbell
Remember, no russian
Charles Green
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Julian Cook
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Levi Phillips
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Joseph Flores
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Parker Barnes
Yes, all these fursuiters I've posted clearly don't care about keeping them clean. I can't imagine the horrible petri-dish mess those things really are.
Juan Allen
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Hunter Adams
Kek
Colton Butler
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Thomas Clark
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Hudson White
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Ayden Gomez
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Brayden Johnson
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William Martinez
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Jonathan Morgan
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William Hall
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Benjamin Howard
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Nolan Sullivan
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Ryan Stewart
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Owen Flores
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Landon Taylor
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Liam Harris
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Jonathan Jackson
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Andrew Morris
...oh hey, WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY!?!
Landon Turner
makes sense
Sebastian Butler
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Andrew Nguyen
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Jonathan Anderson
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Jaxon Jones
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Mason Roberts
Become a mass shooter
Leo Wilson
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James Hernandez
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Ryan Morgan
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Xavier Davis
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Cameron Lopez
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Kayden Sanders
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Camden Barnes
meow
Carter Cooper
murr murr i'm a fur rub my paws and make me purr
Luis Smith
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Noah Perez
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Jonathan Kelly
You suck at enchantress
Leo Barnes
drop my pants and take a shit on the floor. those faggots will eat it, guaranteed
Nathan Brooks
I prefer BH anyways