Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claiming best girl.
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Avatarfags get out of my thread
hehe user you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
Claim :o
>Still on
Is it normal to feel really tired after taking a shower or do I have cancer?
Ouch
Still here for some odd reason.
>Avatarfags
Elaborate.
I normally nap in the shower so you're good
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
How about a cute blushing pic?
>claim
If it's a really hot shower I usually feel pretty dead
...
Claimed
Avoid sleeping on top of the drain though!
people who don't have a waifu and just use a character as a avatar
owo what's this
Granted
>
Its terminal, im sorry.
I sleep in the back of the tub don't worry.
you're prolly more of a slut than me~
but her hair is so cute!
whew boy we're going to have pop that cherry as soon as possible
psychos usually do...
what if hamakaze tells alice on me again?
That would explain it, I just turn the cold water nob until it stops burning my skin.
Don't be too optimistic.
*sip*
how do you nap in the shower -_-
How do you even mange that....
Oh ok
Yes!
Post more please.
It's not lewd if it's just a tease...
QOTT: awoo!
Creepy donut loli!
Get a load of this new fag
>maki
Hah! What brings you here to thread? Hmmmm?
>juvia
Hey juvy
>shielder
Melko is that you?
>rory
Sorry M'smugger. I have butterfingers
he's going to tell alice and he's going to call me a narcissist again, and i don't want that!
melko?
You don't feel bad for those animals? I keep it nice and warm myself. Just kind of sit down and it's warm and cozy and you just drift off.
I am new though, try again.
Then that would mean everyone is psychotic if you asked everyone you knew if they were psychotic and they said no.
nope
Im actually not.
>Hamakaze will tell alice on me
Literally when?
I try not to be
Last one
>
Thats not a question
well you have a point...
he'll get mad at me again...
Napping in the shower is underrated.
Small and nasty shower now, miss it so much.
>It's raining.
Hm well how different would that jerky be from deer jerky right?Thank you. First person to get it
Elk jerky is best imo
>Hama
good question, my dad never made beef jerky out of caribou
we should go to his house and make him do it for us
how long do you nap for?
Someone I know. Reminded me of her
I said new fag
:^)
Old Vietnam neighbor gave me some kind of deer jerky when I cleaned his yard. Nice guy but he was pretty fucked. I'm sure google has the answers. I nap until the hot water runs out normally so about half an hour if I'm lucky
The faggot part does not apply to me. I was just point out that the new part does in that statement.
ok
..am I the only one here who hasn't ever eaten jerky before?
Yeah, how long it is and has those fun ear-like thingies going on..
If only my shower was a bit nicer...
Living in an apartment complex with unlimited FREE hot water...
Sadly the fag part is not usually for you to decide.
Alice?
Im not a fan of deer. Its too gamey for me.
Shame that could be so good. I thought it was fine but I don't eat too much so yeah
Nah you're a faggot
It seems so
Aeiou!
Why do you insist on calling me that?
I just want a bit of a tease is all
B-b-but i want another cute blushing pic
>
It is when any person can decide not to be homosexual. I decide not to be one. You can look at the word "fag" at being an insult none the less on how it is put in the word "newfag".
>Got pulled over
>Doing twice the speed limit
>Got let off with a warning
>Again
I'm pushing my luck with these things, and I should stop. But fucking lol, I got away with it again!
Last one
>
Damn boi, you should cut it out before you kill someone.
HOW DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS?
It's cute
Stop tbh
You should follow the rules....
She can look cute if she wants to.
i.imgur.com
>dubs
Cute and busty.
The perfect combination.
Post more
Y-yeah? W-well...
>
Eh, I still keep it legal other than the speed. So if someone gets hit by me, it's because they were crossing when they clearly shouldn't have been.
I still don't know. Maybe I just look that innocent~
I am, I won't like it, but I feel my luck is gunna run out if it happens again.
Also, nice thumbnail. :^)
>Following the rules
>Me
>Driving
That's asking for a bit much, really.
Something that hasn't happen to me in a long time. Fun
You like it. Don't you?
Don't even risk it plushie. Who knows
Thanks
Ima go, my wifi is really messed up again
im sorry to hear that, i hope i didn't bring up any negative emotions
>ASKING GOOGLE A SUBJECTIVE QUESTION
you could prolly grab them while you're fucking her from behind
yeah your boyfriend pfft
>only a small peek and never again...
Of course you do.
You must be really cute irl.
I don't remember ever seeing that....
I followed the rules at look at where I ended up.
Boobs. Bye
>I don't remember ever seeing that....
You have to keep watching after the ending song
Mako is the cutest.
I'm not. From now on, throw on some synthwave, and slap on cruise control to 5 over.
Completely innocent. :^)
I'm really not.
And I did not, and I bet 5 ways to Tuesday I have had more fun driving these last 5-6 months than you've had in your whole life.
Nope, im done~
What if you wreck into an unsuspecting car?
>implying
Alice is just my pal and I wont get mad at you since I have nothing to do with you anymore. Go run off to tomo since you've always prefered him over me anyways!
>even when we were "together"
L-Lewd!
Seen the Watamote animu, been thinking about reading the manga, worth?
Bai
It did actually
I feel like I know differently...
>You
>Driving only 5 over
That sounds like suffering
Well fuck, i need to do that.
You could die if you keep driving like that.
Manga is more of the same. If you liked the anime yeah
Then they fucked up by pulling out into traffic on a red light. You gotta understand, I still follow the rules of red means stop, green means go. I'm not flying through red lights or anything like that.
Shhhh.
It really is, but I need to conserve my luck for a while.
Rather die doing what I love, than live a life of dullness.
N-no! I h-hate it!
>WEW
>
nighty night
T-thank you
Please?
I want to see a cute and busty hama again.
You're totally not innocent, even if you look it.
I wasn't aware that you had luck.
No plushie
You're in denial
Cool, thanks.
Your driving might not directly cause any problems, but in conjunction with other drivers it could, people do a lot of stupid shit.
I so am!
No?
True, but I drive at night, so there's rarely anyone else on the road.
I feel like I have things from just yesterday that say different...
No
>dubs
>cute pic
No I'm not! I hate that name
>
Alright but only this once.
Piss off, I dont name my lewds that you cunt
Shush.
No... what?
L-Lewd! ..why you do this to your waifu Hama?
What the fuck, Hamakaze.
You don't have to check em everytime lol
N O
Psst. Hey kid, refresh the page
read I never lewd my waifu in public
>Hama
Make me~
Hmm?
>wew
So you're saying you have lewds but just don't have them?
Oh yes i do. It would be weird if i changed now after 8 months of doing it
That's not you or are you just in full dmg ctrl?
>I never lewd my waifu in public
So you do it in PMs?
I ment you have them but just don't name them.
Silly me
>juvia
Nothing. But that's all really cute chibi
Wat
I have lewds but I dont post them in public
Its not me, I dont name my lewds that.
If you ask nicely
Hello everyone.
Heya Kris-p! How are you?
May I please have a hamakaze in a bunny outfit? I just want a bunny hama
I mean ever since i started to actually talk i would call gets. If i changed it'd be weird.
Of course. Keep your waifu pure.
But then you get people like this Who just go out and post lewds of your waifu
Hello