>be me >17, Chad like features but nothing outstanding >Roughly a year ago >Working at McDonald's, hating it >One of the only things stopping me from quitting is an outrageously beautiful 18 year old Indian chick >Feather, not dot >Want to slay her puss like a cruisaider slaughtering a sand nigger >We work in separate sections of the restaurant so hardly ever get to talk >One night we get off at the same time >Workers usually order something when they get off and just hangout for a bit before leaving >Order something and sit across from her >Playitcool.jpg >We make small talk and its going surprisingly well >Out of nowhere she pulls out those dice that have kinky shit on them >oh fuck, no way this is real >"user you ever use these" >I try to be smooth >"Nope" >She rolls them. Lick Lips >Sup Forumsros, do you know what this fine piece of perfectly tanned ass did? >Licked me right on my fuckin Gobber's >Literally stunned >My mind is racing, this is a big moment what do I say? What facial expression do I make? How do I speak" >First thing that comes to mind >"Hey, that's pretty good" >Wow you're a fuckin idiot user good job, done goofed it real good >Syke >She giggled >She fucking giggled >Allofmywut >You guys will not fucking believe this >"Can you give me a ride home user"
Continue?
Sebastian Collins
Nah
Jack Reyes
Interest
Jeremiah Stewart
Listening, but you better fucking have this pretyped.
Ryan Reyes
The Symmetra lore has changed
Joshua Miller
Gobbers?
Adrian Campbell
Negative, I do not, this is gonna take a while
Juan Richardson
>I say yes and we head out side to my van >Little pretext, 2001 Chrysler Town and country minivan >Call it my shaggin' waggin' in hopes someone will think I'm funny >Anyway >Haven't cleaned my van in over a month >McDonalds wrappers, car battery charger, shoes, a copy of Beetlejuice on VHS... >Tons of shit in there >Most of it is in the back so she doesn't notice it when she gets in >I'm about to leave the parking lot when I decide, fuck it. If she's gonna lick me right on the smackaroonies she probably wants to bang >"Do you really want a ride home or can we fuck?" >"I mean I really like sex sooo" >Keeps going like this until we're at a dead end street >Long story short >We both get in the very back seat >We end up naked and start fucking >Now Sup Forums I have this problem >A problem that I have maintained since I lost my virginity >When I have sex I cannot feel my penis >Can feel basic heat and that's about it >Blessing and a curse >Last forever >Have to hope I get it in the hole though >So she's on top of me >And it's the most passionate most amazing sex I've ever had "Can I blow you until you cum" >I try to be funny >"Well if you insist" >She takes off the condom and starts blowing me >Been about a minute and a half and I decide I'm not gonna make this poor girl slob for no point for any longer >Her ancestors suffered enough already >"You're not gonna make me cum" >"Haha, why user? Something against blow jobs?" >"I can't feel my penis" >She laughs, a lot >Change the subject, start hitting it doggy >She says something quietly but I can't hear her >"What?" user there's a car coming
I will continue
Eli Fisher
Come on fag type faster
Ryder Jones
People like you are shit. Hurry up
Ethan Ortiz
>>When I have sex I cannot feel my penis >>Can feel basic heat Are you anxiety or depression medication? Maybe something that interferes with brain chemistry?
Can you feel it while fapping?
Matthew Thomas
>shitshitshit.jpeg >tell her to cover up with blanket I used to keep the seats from getting torn up >she sees my copy of Beetlejuice >meanwhile the car pulls up beside us and stops >think it's the police >fucking black kid hops out of car >busts window out with his dick >"you mad, white boi? this throbbin BBC jus broke yo inferior whitey window" >prairie nigger gf chimes in >"ho he better be mad, what kinda faggot just plum keeps a copy of Beetlejuice in his fuckin rez runner ho" >Chad'onte fucks gf on my hood while I jack off to the scary beak-face girl on the back of my Beetlejuice box while crying >indian girl's final words to me >"your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't respond to this post"
Carson Carter
OP once AGAIN you've proved to be a colossal faggot
Owen Carter
Fuck u op
Thomas Reed
>Her ancestors suffered enough already
Adam Jackson
>immediately look out the window and realize exactly what kind of headlights those are >Fucking patrol car >2 of them >Getting dressed as fast as humanly possible >My pants >Where the fuck are my pants >My car is too dirty and it's fucking dark I can't find them >Throwing shit all over trying to find them >Fucking finally >Under the middle row of seats next to my bag of unsold happy meal toys >Am literally putting my shirt on as the officer comes up to the window >I roll down the window filled with fear of the unknown >"How old are you" >"I'm 17 sir" >17 is she of consent in my state >"What about her" >Points his flashlight to the back of my van >Realize the girl I've wanted to fuck for months, never thought I could, finally got to, is still naked trying to get dressed >While being pointed at by a flashlight. >This is going swell >"Shes 18 sir" >He asks for id from both of us, we give it >All while this is happening btw >There are four other officers pointing flashlights into my van to search for guns >Head officer informs me the was a shooting on this Street the days ago >Someone on that Street called the police because they thought we were gonna shoot up the house again >officer tells me "I guess you guys I just going to have to find another spot to get friendly" >MFW I got to fuck the girl of my dreams >MFW we got caught by the fucking police >MFW we almost got shot >MFW neither of us got in any trouble
Caleb Moore
Don't even try to be me
Hunter Hughes
I am on no medication, and I can feel when I fap. I think I just fapped too much
Landon Watson
>Two rednecks pull up alongside us >Trump and Tea Party stickers cover up the old, faded Bush and Bob Dole ones >"Weeeell-looki har" said one of the obese men grabbing his overalls with a grin. "A whiteboi and a injin" "Goddamn race traitors" said the younger, fatter one. He's eyeing me up >Be me >Start panicing, look down to see my soft dick still in her mouth >She is crouching down, unmoving eyes wide and frozen >Obviously she's no hope >Wave to them. "J-just fucking her for beads. She can't get pregnant." >Everyone is staring at me. >Fatty looks confused but angry >Other guy just stares at me stone-faced >hottie is staring up at my, my dick in her mouth and a painfully confused look on her face >Give thumbs up and make autistic grin >Moments pass >Older redneck nodds and backs away slowly >QT doesn't talk to me anymore