Useless super powers thread. Post shitty powers that might be cool but don't really give you any value.
>The ability to run backwards while looking like you're running forwards and vice versa.
Useless super powers thread. Post shitty powers that might be cool but don't really give you any value.
>The ability to run backwards while looking like you're running forwards and vice versa.
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The ability to stretch like Mr. Fantastic. What a dumb power it's only useful when you're too lazy to get up from your seat to grab the TV remote
but think of all the things you'd be able to shove up your butt.
The ability to detect the nearest none-threat to you
Willed hair growth
It takes you at least 2 seconds to remember your own name
the ability to travel time but you can only go forward and you age accordingly
THATS TERRIBLE
>The ability to run backwards while looking like you're running forwards
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The abilility to blow yourself up making a huge explosion
But u die
the ability to hallucinate at will... but the catch is when you're hallucinating you dont know what normal is and can't go back until you go asleep and wake up.
you're a nigger
The ability to turn into a tree
Off course OP starts the thread with a pretty useful superpower as usual
Imaging all the money you could make in backwards running competitions
I don't know... I think any one of these could make for a pretty good man vs Self scifi novel or at least a sketch...
Like being a human daisy cutter and you die. The character could get involved in a shady heist in exchange for the medical needs of a family member... but at the last second he destroys the operation and kills those in charge, family member never recovers
I WANT OPINIONS ON MY SUPERPOWER
Is there some lucrative underground backwards racing ring I'm not aware of or something...?
the ability to run fast, evade police, be good at basket ball and be good at thieving
but your a nigger
That would be brilliant. Do mad styles to your hair, next morning just cut it off and grow back. Hair doesn't get damaged or tangled
...
Sign up for some extra shifts at work like 14 hour shifts. Fast forward and collect your winnings
sounds like fun
and promptly get fired because you're time traveling and not working
It's not even a superpower, more a slight disablility
>evade police,
seems cool too me
>last of us
The power to get dubs but only for people who reply to my posts
the ability to talk with fishes
ha, what, that's malarkey
Most superpowers are useless IRL anyways
>the ability to run fast, evade police, be good at basket ball and be good at thieving.
but black
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ability>Race
Implying it doesn't work like in movie Click
the ability to fart the alphabet while sleeping
implying it does
Good for burglars.
'Hey, Gabony do hear dat?'
'Sounds like da alphabet'
'Shit someone's up, we better move,
'Sheeeet'
the ability to grow the size of your nipples
It does.
I have very small nipples so I would find utility with this
pics or GTFO
every hair that falls from my body made the place where it fell smell like flowers
nah-ah
the ability to appear at will in any episode of icarly but you always get dunked on
Would love to but my camera is too powerful for Sup Forums's 2mb limit, even with the quality set to minimum.
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the ability to make your reflection do things other than what you're doing
That would be brilliant, lovely smelling house and combine with and I would be unstoppable
The ability to make 10/10 undertale sequels at will but it's fans love you
omg
What phone? Have you tried changing the aspect ratio?
Make reflection dress as trap and masturbate furiously
Isn't that a trait that Muslims have evolved over the years in order to aid in the survival of the species at the cost of some of the individuals within it?
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>the ability to grow the size of your nipples
>unstoppable
please elaborate
the ability of shitting glitter
nah
Yeah I can get it to sd but it's still too big. It's like the newest Samsung
The ability to enjoy bad movies as long as you dont know they're bad going into them
that is objectively the best power mentioned yet.
The ability to speak like Adam Sandler
>Stop looking at reviews
>get Amazon Prime account
>unlimited entertainment for life
W
The abiliyty to see out my dick
I don't know man, I set my LGV20 to 4:3 and it works just fine.
I don't really want to see your nipple, though, so nothing lost here
Ability to only crush people's bones with your toes
The ability to place your own taste buds anywhere else on your body
The ability to invert someone's controllers at will
the ability to urinate from nose
Would be useful when on bus or cinema and need to go. Just blow into bottle.
The ability to fly on but you have to pay the price of a first class ticket
The ability to sniff any asshole at any distance on this plane of existence
You must be new here...
The ability to turn your eyes 360 to look at your own brain
A couple years give or take. I tried
The ability to make any amount of any drug appear out of thin air but your mother disapproves
Have you ever heared of resizing images? Fucking dumb bitch
The ability to have soul but not be a soldier
my grandma can do that indefinitely
the ability to teleport any black african to your current location
I'm on my phone and it doesn't have paint
>holiday to Turkey
Your problem now bitch
ability to make anyone orgasm by looking at them
>Take a swim in the sea
Entire race drowns to death
The ability to smell like a nigger at any time
If you have a samsung. Open the pic in your gallery.
>step 1
Ability to turn anything the color pink.
>step 2
You fucking autist would deserve to be beaten
The ability to make her love me again xDD
How is this useless? Oh because you're a faggot
>xDD
I'll try but it's hard to understand it in Spanish
Just follow the steps you idiot
that was quick
The ablity to make her stop loving me
Star in the next DC super hero movie, but do nothing impressive.
The ability to stay awake, but only when you don't want to
wtf, lucky girl friend.
The ability to do work in real time, but you can't get a job.
Just looked it up. My phones too good and they removed the resizing options in their newest phones. I don't have the same options as you
>too good
Yeah okay
My balls dance every time i here Tay tay, they swing to her sweet soft voice..
Every time someone hands you a dollar bill, you are able to turn it into four quarters.
The ability to get any girl you want but you have to wear a condom