Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Also fuck you Kyouko.
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
waifuforum.boards.net
a.pomf.cat
Avatarfags get out of my thread
hehe user you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
Claim :o
Shielder claimed~
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>I'm most of the time right.
I like you.
And that's good, they're being spammed lately in my matches. Kind of annoying. Literally had 3 of them at once in a 4v4.
Heavy attacks are supposed to be slow sis... you need to either guardbreak or heavily bait the enemy for them to work, otherwise you just get blocked / parried.
Your waifu is pretty much your wife. Would you show off your wife / gf naked to others?
Claiming best girl
i see purity and impurity as subjective perspectives and nothing more. i wouldn't mind if someone walked in on me while I was naked
i've been taking sleeping medication every two hours but i can't seem to knock myself out. thank goodness its the weekend...
Please~? Just a peek?
Hey guys
only if it was okay with her. i know how upset people react to things like that...
people that drink anything else but water make me cry
the weekend is almost over :o
good luck still
Hello everyone
>no life
>juvia claimed
NO!
go lewd your own waifu
So you're a cuck?
Looks like im gonna give you tears of pain boy
I know I am~
I'll drink those tears :o
Go to sleep
I know that. I think im way too used to taking to blocking and never hitting the open. I usually only go for heavy hits
I am hallow
>if it's okay with her
Dude, when is it ever okay? Hint: never
O-oh, ok...
Pssst. Don't feel bad. He used to lewd his waifu when ever he was in thread
Hello everyone~
No u.
>forgot pic
hi~
you're impure :o
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If it's revealing, yes
Hi
It's 4am
Yes i am hallow ;)
Kinky but ill be the one lickin dem tears
Yes it is.
as long as I get licked~
How are you today?~
What's up?
(0////0)
thank you~ you're very kind. how has your weekend been so far?
no lol im the extreme jealous type, i would go full yandere if tomo tried to cuck me
i just don't see anything wrong with it but i will respect her wishes and not show anyone
That wasn't well thought out question..
good, just sleep deprived
I like your waifu~
how are you? :o
pretty whatever I guess
gonna see a friend today maybe, so that might be fun
you're impure
>cute
no YOU'RE cute!
Pancakes were DELICIOUS.
uwu~
It's been really long dude. What's up?
The go to slop
In bed. I should've sleepy hours ago but caffine in system won't let me sleep. How are you?
You should best keep her clothed. Unless beach party is called, then only swimsuits are allowed
Elaborate
I knew it! I swear i remembered that happening, but i wasn't sure.
Nm lots changed for me
Just spam guard break sis~
Why would you want to be a cuck? Literally the worst choice you could ever make.
>Tomo tried to cuck me.
So you replaced Hamakaze immediately huh. Rude.
Also, that's not what I meant and you know it.
Either way, off to sleep I go. See you guys.
it looks fun :o
you're not very talkative are you~
are you going to play some smash with them?
wait a second, cute borks can't eat pancakes D:
what about when making love?
hamakaze replaced me for Alice
i had no chance from the start
I haven't played smash in forever, no I'm just selling him something
I'm very boring, I never have anything to talk about :o
So we're riding the same bicycle. Maybe you should get a day off to get some sleep?
And thank you kindly ^^
Meh, just ate breakfast, considering what to play right now.
Do you have any plans for today?
Well, you should drink less coffee, or drink tea instead, it might do you some good.
How was your day anyway?
Forgot pic
youtube.com
Yes, I know.
I didn't think about the question enough before I posted it.
Maybe. But I'm not tired yet
>wait a second, cute borks can't eat pancakes D:
the bork is my waifu, dear. I just bork along with her!
I don't have any idea of what would happen if you fed a dog lemon juice, honey, sugar, hazelnut syrup, or strawberries, either.
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i don't think you're boring, i think you're a bit silly in a good way~
are you selling drugs? -.-
w-wait, you're into animals?
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Bouncy~.
Mhmm. Go on archives
Hopefully for the better
If i had the game yeah
Goodnight sis!
Forbidden. Keep her pure
I drank a cup of Pepsi because snacks and games
Its mundane. Trying to find a new hobby to do now. DIY home decor sounds lovely
Here's your chance haha
Same. I drank Pepsi and i hate myself for it
Claimed.
I had a Surge and a Mtn Dew
I don't know how to ride a bike :(
it's sunday so I have plenty of time, just seeing a friend today maybe
what games do you have?
I'm selling speakers -_-
and thank you, I think you're very bubbly and cute :o
die please? :)
Sadly no, quite the opposite
Tanya Degurechaff. This is my Waifu, and she'll kill any who say otherwise for The Empire!
Oh hi there. long time no see
WUZ GUD NIGGA????
Hey! Eyes up here bud..
What do you think about those who show their girlfriend's or boyfriend's nude pictures to others in Sup Forums, or other forums, or to their friends, without them knowing?
>w-wait, you're into animals?
...*cough* look, Nano is just the only individual, real or fictional, of whom I have enough pictures to post.
It's this or posting with no images at all.
Don't tell anyone.
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Bork.
Being bored and not listening to Shinoa who wants me to go to bed
No.
I just woke up
Fuck what he thinks tbh des
how do you not know how to ride a bike -_-
I never learned, Bradley :(
I used to scooter :o
That's fine how do you do...... What's been going on Konata?
Long time indeed! What's going on here?
Is your body sensitive to caffine?
In really sorry to hear man. Cheer up. There's always a rainbow at the end of the storm
So if you commit heresy, she'll kill you
You're fun at parties I bet
Careful with him. It's hanako
my mom yelled at me yesterday
not much else going on right now :o
have you been ok in alaska?
But shinoa is a cool guy, eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything
Not really, but it does keep me awake more. I don't get jitters or anything
why wifi seems to be dying again
it would be hard to keep tomo pure...
i haven't seen your butt in forever~
c-cute..? -//-
i want to pet her
hmm i just don't concern myself that sort of thing. i've had my lewds shown to a few people and i thought nothing of it
lewd~
That makes sense. Well, do push-ups or sit-ups, you'll get tired and so easily go to sleep. At least that's what works for me.
Home decor, huh? So you're the artsy and creative type?
Aww, that's unfortunate :(
But maybe someday I'll teach you~~
That's a good plan, have fun out there!
Around 100 titles on Steam, tho I guess I'll just chill with some Demon's Souls touday. What about you?
Ya...i hope but it's been a long and shitty road
No u
He can make shoes more like it
Oh ho! The superior Mash!
Archives?
Sorry sorry. How are you?
Congratulations! Got dat cute morning hair, eh?
I don't know how to ride a bike either!
>lewd~
How!
i never learned how to be a spic :(
Hi there. Unfortunate about the wifi hope it gets better
Rude tbh
why is your wifi so bad? :o
you're very cute
I'd love for you to do that
I only have free games on steam, except for battleblock theater which I play with my best friend, it's very fun
maybe Robbie can teach you, Bradley :(
Hanako. Hi. My hair is rather bedhead style yes
Best shut-in claimed.
Doing good my little perv
>It's time for your punishment~
I tell it how it is ma nigga
hi
Whoa now, not with innocent Yuuki
good morning gasai-san~ i wish you post more but you seem to only post at this time for an hour or less
how? howl? awooooo!
it never gets better! i can't wait to move into the city
im not cute!
and because it's not my wifi
Why did she yell at you?
You know, enjoying the cold nights with hot chocolate or coffee, comfy actually.
Hello there, nice to see you again. But I think it's our first time meeting.
How's the evening?
died of AIDS
Besides the usual? People talking and I csnt sleep cause caffine in system
Dude I feel my heart rate. This is not okay
I'm talking about keeping your waifu pure
Those just wake me up since it's a small expertise. I'll have time lift weights to get tired. Mmhmm. I kinda want to make stuff around the house to make it nice. Maybe for that old world interior. It's really comfy
I really don't know what to say dude. Got a discord?
Yee
Workposting is best posting
Same
Dude, mix a monster and 5 hour energy for maximum energy
Tomoko~ *Kiss*
> My hair is rather bedhead style yes
Cute.
Hey now, you're the perv for deliberately bouncing around in front of me like that.
> Be gentle.
> pic related
Yes, i also got telegram
That would help it a bit hopefully. How long have you wanted to move to the city?Take any pretty pictures?
are you stealing wifi? :o
you're one of the cutest posters here
when we go grocery shopping, I mess up a lot :(
it's pretty hot in arizona so I wouldn't know
Name a better waifu
pro tip: you can't