Be me

>be me
>2:30am
>everyone's asleep
>decide to go to bathroom and jerk off
>see lotion
>this is going to be a special jerk off
>get my dick all nice and creamy
>feelsgodlyman.jpg
>make sure doors locked one last time
>keep going
>heat squishy noises from creamy dick
>go slower
>hear front door open
>whosherethislate.jpg
>whatever
>continue jerking it
>2 mins later
>find great video
>start going at it
>hear knock on door
>fuckmeliterallyfuckme.gif
>say hold on
>quickly lose boner
>wash hands
>hear second knock
>1 min
>finish washing hands and no boner
>drying hands off
>3rd knock
>just a sec
>open door 15 sec later
>walk out without finishing
>step sister goes into bathroom
>doesn't shut door
>throws something in toilet
>flushes
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.mov


>mfw she ruined my godly jerk off to throw something in the toilet when she could've threw it in the trash like a normal person or in the kitchen sink

In the amount of time it took me to get out and her knock 3 times she could've walked 15 feet to the kitchen and throw it away somewhere in there.. Why are girls so fucking stupid?

>(((((you)))))

>could've just said you're taking a shit

What a bitch

Doesn't work like that here, you could be dying of herphagonasiphalys and have to stay in the bathroom but they would still kick you out of it. If it worked that way I would've cummed buckets..

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lol if true

You are retarded

What did you want then user?

Tis true, just happened. I'm still angry that's why I made a greentext about it..

How so?

She knew

I WANNA ROCK

i literally can't believe you greentexted that shit.
mfw.jpg.exe.zip.rar.mp3

You think so? Even if she knew why would she stop me from doing it?

She has a bf, a kid, and is older than me. She's like 25 and I'm 19..

Why not? There's plenty of masturbation green text around. Im angry about it so of course I did.

If you dont green text your anger obviously you are a normie.

if you weren't a normie, you would have opened that door with your dick out, instead of going into fuckmeliterallyfuckme.gif-mode & lequicklylosingboner. now hug your waifu pillow. underage b&
>au revoir, mon kekeur

>Tis true

Because she wanted to join you, but got spooked at the last second

maybe she had to flush it away because no one should ever find it in the trash?

Lol yeah dude

110% doubt it

I think it was something from her mouth. It sounded like she spit it out.

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