G'morning user

g'morning user.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

no reason

Still don't know how to get Nembutal or Seconal

The hope that I will,
A. Cheat on my girlfriend with someone hotter
B. Pull off the egotistical video game that is my life
C. Get drunk enough to find this post humorous

Recently I just got dumped by my girlfriend. Its been hard. Real hard.

A few days ago i was planning on ODing on my meds. But... I dunno. Now im just ready to take the next step in my life.

I didn't wake up in a panic this morning. Lets see how today goes.

I have a project due tomorrow

Because I have my depression therapy tomorrow.

SAUCE

Move on, go to the gym and lift some heavy fucking weights, go home, eat good food and play vidya.

Tomorrow I'm registering for Job Corps. Maybe they can help me find a new life

fucked my wife in the ass this morning, Living abroad, seeing tiny ass girls like op's gif...sauce?

Honestly, don't have the balls. Who knows what happens after either

It's really too bad that so many people will never realize how much working out helps.

I bench 225, it doesn't really

just need money

you barely did it though if you can only bench 225

keep ur head up man. there will be other girls.
g'luck with completing it
i'm happy you're getting help. g'luck.
this.
congrats on fucking your wife in the butt.
trip say you'll be right. g'luck.
do more cardio. being strong is great, but if you can't run or get your heart rate up, that's bad.

Why would you kill yourself on a sunday?
Wait until tomorrow.

smart. sunday is for chilling

Nuuu dont do that

stop giving bad advice

got a steady job, got a great gf, own a car, own a house, only 24 with no kids. lifes pretty good.

Because you first

pretty cool man. keep up the good path.

Because i might get to fuck thay one girl. Yeah she's not the most social but damn it, she's pretty cute

Why kill myself when I can Play GTA 5 Online ?

I'm not gonna kill myself. I look down on whoever kills themselves. I would like to die in a better way.

I'm totally okay with dying but I'm just not gonna kill myself.

Every breath i draw is defiance to those who tried to kill me many times in my life, i only exist because im an unwanted bastard and i love that i piss them off.

I don't have anything to kill myself with.

because killing myself fuels me to live my day as it is my last

How hot is your GF? Pics?

cool thought bro.
might as well stick around then.

Hey nig are you the same fucker who always makes those threads? Or is this copypasta

because I'm horny

Because I'm on the brick on a new scientific discovery including electromagnetic waves. You may hear about me in about 1-3 months. Watch for science papers from Hannover, Germany. My initials are C.E.

I have work tomorrow. And my girlfriend would probably be real fucking sad. Plus, I don't really want to die tbh.

same fuck.
what u going to do about it ?
we don't want u to die either. have a good day.

I'd kill myself if I were you

too much effort , not enough motivation
also too lazy

maybe that's all he does in GTA is just jump off bridges.

this just reminded me of a game once known to mankind as "Second life"... is that the new thing ?

test

bc im gonna be doing shrooms tomorrow

heard of it before, but never played.
probably still exists.
dubs say you'll have a good experience.

I'm level 100 in payday 2 and i need to infamy

I gotta fix my kitchen sink.

Maybe tomorrow.....

wouldn't calling a plumber be easier ?

Just down loaded the lazy newb pack for dwarf fortress

Because it's my birthday, my gf would be sad, and I would miss the chance to tell a cunt like you to go fuck themselves --which is simply nonnegotiable. How could I pass up on that? Downright selfish of me to take my life when a twat like you is just begging to told to go kill themselves, as well.

My fetish. Cucking like this

i appreciate you telling me this.
and happy birthday.

I don't know. My gf cheated on me, I'm in a foreign country with no friends. I have no one and I'm alone.

I used to be on top of the world. I can't deal with this

Because I want to feel that manly stud in me as well. No homo.

take advantage of being in another country, go out explore, make new friends, put your dick in a new girl from another land.
g'luck with that.
and yes that's homo, if ur a dude.

Cause i love my life

Nothing's wrong about wanting to feel a man's dick in me. No homo.

>Because I'm waiting on my tax return >and cause Kroger will still want my >corpse in at work.

Also how do I greentext

glad to hear that non.
lol. cool bro.
g'luck, i hope you get it.
put ">" in front of the line.

Because I need to read the daily "why did you not kill yourself today" thread

that's great user. :-)
how r u today ?

Because I'm going on a date with a hot chick that is totally infatuated with me. And the best part is she is a massage therapist. Free massages with happy endings all the time! Score!

Cuz a bought a race wheel from a coworker so I'll be able to play Euro and American Truck Sim all day today.

You've been posting this thread for years

I havnt reached diamond in Overwatch yet

sounds like a good situation. congrats man, have a good date.
cool.

Fear

Name plz?

i got a fuck ton of work to do. im here for inspiration

or courage to live.
Be inspired user! I hope you have a great day.

Because big bunny butts

big butts are awesome.
fur bunny ones not so much imo.