Have 1 month to enalrge dick for first date, 31yo virgin

have 1 month to enalrge dick for first date, 31yo virgin

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is it working? been interested in this a few years ago but never found any solid non-biased reviews

Pathetic

I think I know why you're a virgin.

not op but ur juz jelly cuz he gon' have a big'un n slay ass like he never has, becuz he never has.

>full size render
Lmao

If this even works which it probably wont, you'll still be a small dick faggot at heart, learn to own your body and be confident and maybe you wouldnt be a virgin

stretching every day and pumping started at 3,5 inches without pushing the fat

and i recommend you should work on your body fat before you worry about your dick

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wth kinda measurements is that?

Kilometers.

His dick is actually 708,661 Inches long.

I'm sure he'll be really impressed when you can't get all the way hard.

my fucking god, please be a troll and not actually a murrican that is THAT fucking retarded...

who am I kidding, hi Trump Bro

sup

You mean something that anyone can do with $15 any day they want?

Have fun breaking your shit

Pathetic fat fucking loser.
Lose some weight, thats the best way to make yur tiny clit-looking cock look bigger.
Its funny as fuck because theres absolutely 0% chance of you fucking on this "date" of yours.
Nobody likes a fat disgustig pig.

And whats even funnier is that fact that even on the off chance that you do get a chance to fuck, all this unnatural, fuxking filthy cock stretching, mixed with 30 years of virginity is going to make your dick limper than a dead fish.

Have fun trying to get a boner you fucking loser.

Your pathetic existence makes me feel better about myself.
So thanks

4 inches after pump

you're doing gods forgotten work op. you're doing it right!

fuck the haters, theyre just jelly ur gonna have a bigger dick n they cant afford... "the treatment"

>muh projecting

Even with this fuckin torture device you are 17cm.
6.7 inches at best.
However i notice you have that tape measure jammed right down all thatvfat of yours, so realistically if you were to stick it in a pussy, youd only get to about the 7cm mark, before your fat gets in the way.
Meaning that yu only really have a solid 10cm
3.9 inches.

Just accept the fact that you have a micro cock or you will be a miserable loser all your life

Jesus fucking Christ you fucking faggot. Be happy with what you got nigger. Yours is bigger than mine.

>implying you're going to fuck on the first date

Don't get your hopes up buddy

You are a virgin at age 31 and you wanna take all that accomplishment down the drain? There's nothing for you to gain from having sex. You can get a much better feeling through an onahole.

You can have sex with $15. It's not something great not to be a virgin in our time and age. You should only care about having fun and being childish with your date. But you know that's impossible because at this age everyone is braindead and wants to do what "grown-ups" do.

If you didn't have a relationship and sex in middle/high school, it's too late to have that experience now.

get some viagra or kamagra that will give you an extra inch and it wont let you down. i.e no limp dick

You'd get more gains if you lost weight you tubby sack of shit.

stretching

i have a bathmate and a penis extender or training

Also a grower here - keep going. Don't listen to the other assholes. A man with a big dick is a man with a big dick

Anything above 5 inches is irrelevant to making a woman feel better. All you need is a minimum of 2 inches dick and your fucking hand to rub the clitoris. Plus, who cares about sex in our time and age?

>Plus, who cares about sex in our time and age?
The cesspool of virgins who can barely talk to woman known as Sup Forums. Kek.

>talks shit about Sup Forums
>is on Sup Forums

It is in our blood. This is where tards and social rejects gather. You just have to accept it and I'm certainty no exception to that.

You also forgot to mention the bitches and the tards who waste their lives on bars and clubs thinking that's how you enjoy your life, but are like "OMG You rarely go out of your house? So sad"

But seriously.. I always had the impression that most virgins were just people who realized that sex is useless. After I started using Sup Forums, I realized that most of them are actually idiots who crave for sex but are too stupid to get some pussy... 99% of my high school's students lost their virginity on $20 hoes. And somehow some people who crave for sex are still virgins...

Pls do write a thread about how the date goes.

i could need some advice how to stay hard, since i have trouble getting an erection without hardcore porn. are the supplements, cant afford viagra and doctor bills.

I was not expecting an articulated response, but, well said fellow Sup Forumstard.

Dick size means nothing if you aren't good at sex. focus less on the size of your cock and more on what you can do with it, plus your hands and your tongue etc.

>the hat
this thread fits with my previously held assumptions about Trump supporters

If you're a 31 year old virgin your first date isn't going to go so well that she wants to fuck you. If and when you go on enough dates that she decides she's dtf you'll go back to hers and she won't really mind about your cock because she wants you, not just your penis.

So you plan your dates one month early? Why?

This.

Also, if you are a virgin, you might not be a sex god on your first time. Dick size won't matter much.

buy some kamagra online

where i live in europe there are no online shops

Being completely serious though, OP.
Rather than spent money on your dick, buy some nice clothes and get a haircut from a good barber. Your dick doesn't matter if you can't make it to third base.