Can someone identify this fruit for me?

Can someone identify this fruit for me?
I'll bump with some porn

Guava or dragonfruit

Definitely. Squidward

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nah

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looks like a lion face

Oh heck yeah - that's Jeff! We used to hang out. Glad to see he finally got the pluck to leave and branch out to more fruitful endeavors.

durian

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This is now a ass thread, I see.

durian has spikes

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Elephant apple

>Elephant apple
winner! Thanks bro

dude, your porn sucks