Be american

>be american
>clap when the plane lands

I do this. Pilot just took you 2000 miles in the sky at thousands of miles per hour, for hours, and then landed you safe and sound

Piss off

>be american
>tip the pilot when the plane lands

t. butthurt american pilot who masturbates to claps

>thousands of miles per hour
you mean 600 miles per hour?

Oh fuck off

So fucking what, do you also clap every time you drive across a bridge or through a tunnel?
You fucking prick.

t. Billy-Bob on a European tour

It is a bit awkward m8

People did that last time I landed in Spain from London.

Fuck OFF

we do this too

This was normal in the past when air travel was not as safe as it is today.

It's the pilot's job to fly 2000 miles at 600 mph every day, he thinks nothing of it.

It's like clapping when you get your bread form a bakery.

I do a little dance everytime i leave Greggs with my pasty

I hope you clap doctors and taxi drivers or you just a hypocritical fuck

Britfags really are the most obnoxious cunts on Sup Forums. Go back to your cancerous general.

why do non-americans take things such as air travel for granted?

Don't worry, the rest of us were clapping for pilots on 9/11.

We created you
A country we created defeated you

I will clap on a fucking plane if i so desire, now fuck off

>Says Australia

>a country we created
You mean a country that people who were born centuries before you couldn't keep a bunch of natives under control defeated us.

And we had barely been a country for very long, so it was obvious that the US would have beaten us in a war in that state.

But back to topic now, the point is you're stupid for clapping on planes.

I don't get it

Do you clap after every flight or just after a disaster was averted?

Be Italian.
Be smart enough to fly in plane instead of on.
Know that the only way to feel good about yourself is to complain about happy people.