Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
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a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
hehe user you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers

Claim :o

>ITT

bored and lonely

Lamiaroid

(Rory)
Bologonese is excellent, but if I'm lazy, Italian sausage or meatballs are fine too.

...

Not your balls ;^)

still here

>gives hugs
>Tfw i had sausage, meatballs, and meatsauce with my spaghetti
Hi syndra

Claiming best girl

youtube.com/watch?v=r1i6sUp2jaI

*sip*
how much?

I can pick someone that other guy posted as mine right or against rules?

-names my watermelon "Sonata" and claims her-

The rules can't un-cuck him.

>claims reset each thread
If you kill me all the watermellons explode

Greetings everyone.

That's not true

>meat trifecta
I bet that tasted awesome. And then like good Italian food, sat in your stomach and kept you from moving too much for a while.

not for sale

-pets-

you said you were a escort

It is if i kidnap the watermellons and set it up that way.
Yoi are not wrong. I still have left overs.

That will not happen

>it already has

What's with you and petting things?

It has not
>ika

Hello everyone.

Meatballs were developed to help build jaw strength in children. The adults ate steak and meats.
>bible black
>animes are made for kids
Kek.
You too? Meatballs are lazy.
No, not mine. But you still love the balls.

I have autism
-squeezes and pets you more-

Hanako

Sup bros

It's time to stop now.
Hello!

Koko Kaga = Best Waifu

>Also not taking them will only bite your ass in 2

Am I right in thinking only 1 is on Steam? Probably not going to play past this. I can't really afford to anyway...just got 1 for £2 in a Christmas sale.

...

Has too. *Giant cage of watermellons*
Hugs the crispy qt
And by accident something good was created and now all can enjoy.
Um not sure about steam but its free on xbox

Damn, I'm so sad, I finally found wifi in this hell hole and Sonata is nowhere to be found. What a waste of time, now I have to bike 25 miles back home in this cold. bye tanya...
I will pet them ._.

~~~
bye

Im back from the shower

Oh hello~

You're goddamn right I love balls

Welp time to sleep. G'night all

Tomoko.

Hiya.

Hugs the space qt.

Whyd they make her look like a man?

Not gonna argue that- comes in handy on weeknights when I want to make something a little quicker. If it's a day off or a weekend though, I go the extra mile on whatever it is I'm cooking.

Hello everyone
>no life
>juvia claimed
Don't leave yet please
I just got here

Hmph!

>Vicks vapor rub is the best invention known to man

Goodnight

Uh hi

Goodbye Ikaros, for now.
I think you're to late forRip

..Is 35,4C body temperature normal?

2° lower than normal. Probably not

W-What's wrong hun?

Sleep well

What is that in Fahrenheit

Sleep well.

Thats colder than normal tbh

Hello
Oh well. I'll just catch him tomorrow.
>i hope
>wew
Thank you for the lewds

No problem.

95.72F

Look it up
Don't we all I missed him to.
2 much lewd 4 me

Hi back~.

Nothing...

Hi Juvia.

Dont wew the lewds, its disrespectful to me.r
>Minus Respect

>Um not sure about steam but its free on xbox

I'm sorry, did you just assume my peasantry?

Tad on the edge of mild hypothermia

Tell me what's wrong

youtube.com/watch?v=Bb1KCRp2Osg

claim

See

Oh?

>wew
Careful though. Hama might get mad
Again, I'll just see him tomorrow.
Although i do wish i could've tonight.
How are you?
>
But the lewds are sexy.

What is he going to do?

You should know.

I'm good. How are you?
Squishy squishy~.
>

No stop pls

But you're so close to cumming.

Just remember, lowest of the low

I got up for a bit, Im back now
Boobs

Good point.
Don't tell Hama but keep going
I'm good. Just enjoyed the nice weather again
And stop your lewd thinking, you perv

I.... don't...

No pls to much

Don't say that.

Thank you.

I will stop if Tanya tells me.

Literally still here
>I guess you really arent my friend

Alright I will stop. This is the last one.

> Titty fuck
Wew.

Good, i missed you.

I saw it.

boobs
Yeah. I wasnt gone long and stuff

That's good. Maybe you should stop putting lewd things in and on my head then, you perv.

>wew
I-i'm s-sorry
I am your friend
I just like lewds.
You can't hate me because I'm Flawed...
>

whew indeed

i'll be your friend

We're not friends

I dont make friends with liars and betrayers

Don't get suck into the boobs.
Thanks fam love ya.

youtu.be/50vlHm4TNpI?t=16s

how did i lie or betray you...?

Hi
I can control myself

From the start. You never wanted me, you just toyed with my emotions and when I wanted to get away you guilt trip me back in.

hi at least you're my friend
>hugs
you don't really believe that do you....?

I was just trying to give you a hug and you're trying to take advantage of me.
You're the pervert here
B-b-but i didn't mean to h-hurt you
>i j-just wanted l-lewds
>

Holy fuck I forgot this guy was a thing.
Good, good.

Felt like I had a fever, but guess not..

Yeah. Nice to see you too. How was your afternoon?

I actually do. It's the reason I tried to ignore you for the longest time. You manipulated my feelings to the point where I actually worried about you while you were off flirting with anything that gave you attention. For that, I will never forgive you.

At this point it doesnt matter. Nothing you do hasn't already been done

Of course he does. He loved you and you never gave him a chance. You are a disgusting person and a sociopath, you don't feel anything for anyone and you only care about yourself. I can go on and on about what kind of person you are but it's time for me to sleep.

Where did you go?

> Ah man that brings me back.
You thought i wouldn't find out.

But you knew how i would react to such a hug, and yet you keep giving me them. You're the one taking advantage of me, clouding my mind with lewd thoughts.

Fucking kek

B-b-but you flirt with Tomoko.. thought we was open and cool