Beer is the most overrated piece of crap

Beer is the most overrated piece of crap.

>Tastes shit
>Contains barely enough alcohol to get you drunk

How would anyone like beer, i'm dissapointed in my White race and its love for good meals

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op is randy bobandy

ban him

Ahhh to be 16 again

>posts pic of a Bud Light with way too much head
>"Beer sucks"

>I'm 16 and I've only had Bud Light that I paid some middle aged man to buy me and I think all beer is icky

Don't get me wrong, I personally find most beer to be disgusting. But unlike OP I can recognise that as personal preference, not an unequivocal fact

>Contains barely enough alcohol to get you drunk
>Still tries to get drunk off a single drink
>underage confirmed

I'm 21, and tried to drink it almost monthly, it has come to a point where i almost instantly throw up unless its quality beer.

Luckily, they dont even sell bud light here, I just posted the first image i could find on google...


I enjoy beer in rare occations, but only if its some good ass local brewed beer and ice cold.

Actually, I prefer chugging one good ass Vodka than having to fill my stomach...

>almost instantly throw up unless its quality beer

Are you seriously this much of a pussy? What kind of baby stomach do you have?

"Yes, hello barkeep, I would like one good ass Vodka, please."

Get the fuck out of here you joke.

>Cabernet Sauvignon master race

Canada 4thewin

Is this bait?

Beer is not for getting drunk, OP.

Try a good Belgian, or something from Unibroue like Fin Du Monde.

Vodka is for teenage girls. No flavor, at least man up and have a bourbon

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>Vodka is for teenage girls

...all those crusty Russian alcoholics must be teenage girls then.

drink bourbon then

Beer is fine. It gives you little buzz, perfect for friends meetings.

>overrated

Also, please die OP you are either a teenage breezer slut or a huge faggot

>doing it wrong
Beer sips between whisky sips gets you fucked and tastes good.

So what you're telling us is that you're a virgin hipster who thinks shop bought beer is too mainstream to be cool. It's ok I know Amerilards aren't allowed alcohol until they're 30 but you'll grow into it

Bourbon is a faggot tier whiskey.

Drink proper scotch single malt whiskeys

Beer to me is more like a carbonated sports drink. Great while working in the hot sun all day. But for getting tipsy and enjoying the night. A smokey bourbon is the way to go.

Apple crantini there bud?

That's revelant but this doesn't explain OP question

Whisky is for pussies.

True men drink only Cognac

Lmfao drink 10 pints of Stella and you'll be getting carried out the pub covered in your own piss.

Cognac is for old age pensioners and queers.

beer's good unless it's VB, can't even get smashed off the shit because i feel like throwing up after 3

Aussfag?

You drink the beer then have a whisky chaser you muppet.

I'll just be over here drinking my hard cider and flavored drinks cause I don't have a weird need to only drink things that taste foul.

Beer is good except for lagers. Orange cordial with bubbles. I hate walking the taps at a random bar and there are 15 beers that are virtually identical lagers just with different logos

Nice meaty ales and stouts are the only beer worth drinking. Proper flavors and character

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Spirits are an aquired taste. Sort of like wine or coffee. The more you try the more flavors you can taste.

>hard cider
>kopparberg poof juice
>choose one

well woman drink coctails because they are woman, Men drink beer because they are man

>I don't like something that is liked by several
>I personally dislike the taste, even though many enjoy it
>Doesn't get you drunk in a single drink

Whoops, you're objectively retarded!

Real men drink straight Absinthe

Tfw you'll never get a buzz from any other alcohol like you do from a good ole bottle a buckfast! Keep yer cognac and martini's for yer coming out party.

>still not giving a shit cause I get just as drunk on things I enjoy the taste of

Beer is decent. Really depends on which beer you're drinking and what your taste is. As it not being good for you to get drunk on fuck off, if you only want to get drunk then drink some everclear you faggot

Steam rail and single fin is better for 40 dollarydoos tbh a carton.

Australian beer is becoming more drinkable with smaller craft breweries.

Actual men drink pure grain alcohol

real men drink turpentine, if you don't you're just a fag.

Drink enough beer at once and you stop caring about the taste

Look at all these macho men i cant get drunk with beer its so weak. Im in uk so not going to use the stupid proof system. Most beer is around the 4% alcohol by volume mark most spirits are around the 40% mark a shot is around 25-40ml at 40% a pint is 568ml at 4% more alcohol content in a pint of beer. Now if any of you macho men could handle a 10 pinter of a night yes you will be drunk

Fuck you I drink brasso strained thru 5 slices of bread.

>>Tastes shit
stopped reading there

Little Dove by Gage Road is absolutely beautiful off tap

I'm uk m8 (Scottish) ten pints a Stella and I'm waking up in the jail it's a cert.

You fuckin know mate.

Legend viking, i aspire to reach those heights someday.

you're either a woman or a faggot, get out and comeback with some balls

it's actually easier to get drunk of everclear than takka lol

Beer gets you bitches.
>pic related, me and my bitch

But it's legitimately healthy, as long as you don't get drunk.

Don't lie, Scottish people drink nothing but buckfast

Ten pints of practically any drink that has any significant alcohol content will get you very drunk. This is just a bad argument.

Don't get me wrong I enjoy my wee bottles a tonic wine as well you know.

>Scottish
>Being able to afford Stella
Pick one

That's why you go for tasty IPAs with plenty of hops. Most of the IPAs I drink are 7-9% and some Triple IPAs can be over 12%. Arrogant Bastard is 10/10 and 9%

Don't get me wrong I enjoy my wee bottles a tonic wine especially when I'm feeling like creating some violence in the scheme.

Buckfast + sparkling water + orange juice

Thank me later

I'd how anyone can drink any alcohol
I've tried hundreds of different type of beers wines vodkas wiskys rums cocktails ect. and I can never enjoy them
if I want to get high it's so much easier to just smoke some weed or take a pill than to stomach some alcoholic garbage

Yeah that's a nice dog.

Who's the faggot on your right though?

Okay, see, now that's just mean for the sake of being mean. You didn't have to go there.

Come to Germany and taste real beer.

Are you the salty poof juice user who drinks copparberg ?

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>have dessert before the appetizer
>wash down a beer with a burger
>drink meat
>eat water
>swim in land
>dig through the air
>read the radio
>Listen to the newspaper
>get your penis penetrated by a vagina
Kys

Ah, many a good night on the stella... many a bad morning too

>I am with 100% certainty below the age of 30 and think I'm a genius

I was just going for a base line for the "i cant get drunk with beer" virgins. Personally i get smashed on my scrumpy cider

Might be the most bent one here for this but I normally just buy a couple of the cheapest bottle of wine I can find and drink it all to myself

The bitter taste of beer can sometime balance out particular dishes. Steak and Sushi are two staples I like pairing with beer.

Took you twenty minutes to write that shit ? Go slice yer wrists with a banana

if we're talking getting smashed now, fat lambs, look no futher.

> Lives in murrica
> Drinks shit bud light shit
> Wants to be drunken from one or two drinks
> 1 shot 2cl 40% = 8ml alcohol
> 1 beer 0,5ml 5% = 25ml alcohol
Also you drink beer if you chill and talk with friends. And after 3-6 beer you already bit drunk. If you want to speed ist up Just drink an shot with every beer

Her face says "save me"

His face says "I dare you to try"

>10 pints of Stella
Whew lad dont drink too much wouldnt want mom to find out

Im browsing 6 threads at once

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oh boy here's your prize

She won't mind buddy I'm 35

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Is there 5 trap threads on the go ?

Polish off 18 of these true Kiwi legends and a lil bitch like you will be on your ass

What many here dont get is that beer ist more than alcohol it also contains drugs like luperin and shit

Drink 3 of these little cheeky monkeys and you'll be sozzled, who thinks beer can't get you drunk accept the challenge.

Already drunk 2, forgot the pic haha

Depends on what you search. Alcohol is good as social drug, helps you getting new friends and sex. Weed is good to become closer with your friends. Opiates good for doing alone. Hallucinogenics for an nice adventure etc...

I'm not drinking it to appreciate the taste, I'm drinking it to get fucked up. Different whiskeys for different occasions you insufferable cunt.

True these fucking things. Tastes like shit but hit hard and the liter can bloody great. Got through 8 once but there is just too much fucking fluid

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>black men drink only cognac
FTFY Faggot. Enjoy your pussy ass whiskey with sugar added, the % reduced, and the price kept the same.

Try guiness dude. :D

Kilkenny mate