I keep eating poo and I'm going to do it again

I keep eating poo and I'm going to do it again.

What does shit even taste like, does it taste like it smells?

It tastes like shit mate.

Livestream you eating shit

I don't have any on me at the moment. I usually go out and forage some from the poo pits.

Yeah but I don't know what shit taste like so this doesn't help

Steal shit from another shitmonglers shit stash.

Like anyone is gonna share from their Shit stash

I don't "steal" I reeve and sail the poo pits in search for brown gold.

Do you live with your nephew?
He started a thread yesterday.
Better watch out, he's on to you.

Bullshit. Go to Shittingshire and find their donations center.

My species doesn't reproduce. I don't have a nephew.

This is a good shitty thread.

>I don't have a nephew
Who is this then?

Nigga just got exposed

That's Nelrod, the fecal lord. He sails the poo mire

Does that make you a fecal peasant since you don't have any shit?

In his flag ship "The arsebagel" he wages piracy against the people of Poo

Kek this is enough Sup Forums for me tonight

Yes but soon I'l have enough poo to build a ship of my own and sail the faeces seas.

On green banks of yore descended Feerrott the pungent and his minions clad in brown. And thus started the poo wars

They planted the seeds of ass and soon the world turned brown and tender.