/cum/

/cum/ 8/9 teams edition

YAS QUEEN SLAY

>tfw going to have to settle for a girl whose been passed around more than kevin glenn

australian suburbs > canadian suburbs > american suburbs > british suburbs

this is genius anime

kys

the 'f

for some reason australians are obsessed with ranchers

they complain sydney costs as much as vancouver but everything is single floor

Hung out with the gf for a bit today, buds
Also got a 97% on my midterm
Gonna really fuck up the curve on this one

adventure time
advnture time
adnture time
anture time
anure time
anur time
anu time
an time
an ime
anime

a lot of western canadian suburbs were built in a similar style all the way into about the 80s

when you got a lot of space i guess you just use it

>no taking advantage of globalization and buying a pathetic ethnic peasant girl
ISHYGDDT

how cute and adorable you are.

You just unshitty this thread

why

don't

>want to just chill at home, go to sleep early and every one is asking me to do shit
>want to do shit and nothing is going on

*kills myself*
lmao I sure showed you faggot

...

>he's never experienced eastern train and tram suburbs

sad! they blow those wooden australian houses out of the water

When was the last time you were as satisfied and happy as this pig?

when fort mc burned down I made 15k overnight and woke up to it

probably then

Earlier today

>I made 15k overnight
How?

stocks? or did you get a severance package

What happened?

kill yourself racist

I found a $100 bill in a puddle

When I ended my 2 week no fap

invested in south african firefighting services i see

I owned a bunch of the most leveraged oil company

I also met a qt whose house burned down and moved here

Fakenews

Very nice, would be funny if it was some reality tv hidden camera thing.

>tfw haven't fapped in over a month now

why would stock prices go up if fort mac is in ruins

This

>kill yourself racist

Kill yourself.

>I MADE 15k
>INNANIGHT
>W/ THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK

>walks to subway

/15k INNANIGHT GENERAL/

BTFO'ing ((((Them)))) right now, buds

the idea was oil supply was down, so prices would be high and some companies only do conventional production

I can sense the waterfilter stocks rising like a cock

...

what's up with so many lunatics trying to be something they're not

boys are boys
girls are girls
whites are whites
nigs are nogs

Aussie suburbs look Arizona retirement communities.
>40 degree summers
>huntsman spiders
fuck that shit

>>boys are boys
>girls are girls
>whites are whites
>nigs are nogs

b-b-b-b-b-but muh retarded faggot baby boomer parents said i can b whatever i wanna b as long as it makes me happy xDDDDDDDD

>you are now aware hippies are the cancer that killed the west

Wish I could read French

i've known that since i first learned about them

what's stopping you

Wish I could understand hip hop culture

you mean fort mac starter pack

Just think about how odd this picture is.

Imagine if you showed this to a Native American from 5000bc and told him in a few thousand years a foreign race would conquer his land and fight an ideological war with another power across the sea and be flying in metallic objects over their sacred deserts

I'm terribly lazy and don't want to learn a third language

so nothing

Wish i could understand canada

Can any mexicans provide input on the cultural regions of your country?

I think that photo was taken on Mars

My laziness is stopping me and nothing will let me overcome that

I hope they would die of measles.

No

>told him in a few thousand years a foreign race would conquer his land and fight an ideological war with another power across the sea and be flying in metallic objects over their sacred deserts

How the fuck would you even do that if you don't speak their language?

If I could do one thing in history, I would murder baby Muhammad

English is the universal language krautcuck

>normie news
>consumer report

>acts like cars not having review cameras is a serious problem
>stupid shit about pants

>trump company mentioned
>if only they were focusing on affordable-
>one less viewer rating

This concludes user news at 8:29

*chugs cough syrup*

Why not teach him to be peaceful?

even Squanto spoke english

*chugs maple syrup*

I didnt ask if you would be willing, I asked if you can. I know since youre a little bitch boy you dont know anything about mexican culture and wish to be the 51st state

Why do that when I could murder him instead?

You can chug my maple syrup bb

>says the quadroon

>quadroon
But he's a mulatto, not a quadroon

Ummm i dunno
I'm scared

they are all niggers to me goddamit.

Because thats rude

You guys are my friends although you really aren't.

i have light skin and green eyes and caucasian hair so they dont call me mulatto anymore

That's the correct response.

Let's discuss who killed Dorothy Kilgallen.
She was pure and you bastards killed her.
You KILLED her.

Pure autism.

She was NOT autistic.
Autism didn't even exist until the 80s with Reaganomics.

Doesn't mean you're not a mulatto, you Arab-looking mulatto bastard.

yeehee hoo hah.

Seriously considering hitting the gym again and fucking shit up my dudes.

I need to get over the woman problem.

I know im a mulatto, but they call me quadroon because i dont look like obongo

just buy a gun instead

tfw want to go out and do things but have two midterms tomorrow that I need to study for

I call you a quadroon because you said you were a quadroon you dumb mulatto ass.

>implying they weren't just as dumbfounded when whitey showed up with magic sticks made of wood and metal that go BOOM and send a led projectile to your chest at 800 ft/s
>implying they weren't just as dumbfounded when whitey showed up with a magic drank that gave you courage and made you act retarded up until you vomit the next morning

Technologically they were basically cave men. Imagine AYY LMAO's landing in your backyard and pulling out a laser rifle, showing off science fiction tier medical technology.

/Underage/ please!! (this is a meme in the Netherthread)

>that native LARPing as a 1/4 black still posts
lmao

Yes yes this has to be the reason

i literally never said i had 3 white grandparents fuck off retard

i have 2 white grandparents, 1 mixed and one black

Retard

Amy Schumer is the Poncio Pilatos of our time, she is a great and funny woman.

kkrkek

20 mins until trumpcucks get btfo on the news

Why is Rhode Island so based?