ITT we write haikus about other countries

my suomi-chan
you're so kawaii, you know
be my girlfriend (male)?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open-mid_back_unrounded_vowel
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilabial_nasal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voiceless_alveolar_fricative
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Close_back_rounded_vowel
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mid_back_rounded_vowel
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vocaroo.com/i/s0AsnEELnsLB
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>haiku

English haikus have always been mysterious for me. How do you count syllables?

here's my horrible attempt at a dirty one

マスをかく
イク時が来る
何するの

big wide amerifat
sitting on the tall wide fence
will he fall or roll

>マスをかく
どういうことだ?

Be smart, lucid sharter
obongo on the wheel of fortune
will make anime real

自慰行為という意味でしょう?

you can probably figure it out by looking at consonants and vowels, where they meet is the edge of a syllable eg.
syl-la-ble

スゲー始めて知ったぞその言葉。君物知りだね。日本人のほとんどはその言葉知らないと思うぞ。

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実は日本人の先輩からその言葉を教えた

The wind whispers
in the bushes of sakura
"OP is a faggot"

all your syllables are off.. was not expecting this to be hard at all desu

Wow, you know english but don't know how syllables work? I'm actually really surprised.

In reality, Haiku exist using 17 morae, but us dumb people tend to just use 17 syllables because it's easier and people not interested in linguistics don't generally know what a mora is.

But otherwise, here's my attempt

Click on the keyboard
Another another shitpost away
Fucking leaf replied

amerifat has 4 syllables
ITS NOT FAIR

Nice.

>another another
Not sure why I typed that twice. Ignore one of them.

America

American Types,
His pants stained by the dark shart,
He truly shit posts

nice.... minus another

keep them haiku's coming

Australia

Drinky from winky
Gulping down every last drop
His face wet and warm

Australia

Blissful yellow mist
Moist, warm, and neverending
This must be heaven

big wide suomi
sitting on the tall wide fence
will he fall or roll

the kiwi thrusting
inside the tight, woolly hole
achieving climax

who's this kiwi with
his woolly hole must be an
australian boys'

ȯ-ˈstrāl-yən - 3 syllables, if you're trying to do 5-7-5
And why is the apostrophe after the s? It should be before, unless you're saying there's multiple boys, but then there probably should be more than one hole.

strayan*

miss counted + was trying to press enter and missed ;__;

We eat the kebab
Then take over Germany
And eat kebab there

You are a paki
A bitch ass faggot paki
Go get stabbed paki

Faggot, kebabs are from Turkey. Get it right, bitch.

>tfw i just realised there is at least one thing jap has influenced on the world strongly:
Haikus, I did that shit in primary school lads.

Theres nothing special about haikus. jews just push it everywhere for muh diversity

They're kind of special, but what makes them special is how they interact with words in Japanese, as I explained here, a haiku is actually composed of morae, which is a more significant factor in Japanese than modern English
This is why English speakers tend to pronounce Tokyo with 2 syllable, and use only 2 morae, when in japanese it has 4 morae.

>my 1 suomi 2 chan 1: total 4
>you're 1 so 1 kawaii 2, you 1 know 1: total 6
>be 1 my 1 girlfriend 2 (male)? 1: total 5

>suomi 2
>kawaii 2
No. Are you the fin who said he doesn't understand syllables? Why are you trying to correct someone?

I dont speak jap so that means nothing to me.

your syllable system sucks

real japanese haikus are so simple and beautiful in meaning

Why isn't "my" two syllables? It has two vowels.

i cant
make haiku'n
english

i tried it in english with japanese syllables.

Well, with such a low amount of information per syllable in Japanese, and syllables containing multiple morae often, and the constraint being on morae, yeah, they going to be pretty simple.

There are also other concepts in Haiku we could be using to make ours better, but most of us aren't going to bother.

Please, name the two vowels, lol.

although I have to admit kawaii does sound like three syllables

suo in suomi is just like "my"

syllables goes by the sound of the vowel. each different vowel sound is counted as one syllable

so my is counted as one syllable (vowel = a, e, i, o, u, and sometimes y)

>Please, name the two vowels, lol.
mʌJ

Those aren't vowels.

4chin for some reason turned I into a J

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Near-close_near-front_unrounded_vowel

it looks simple, but its actually pretty complex if you have a good understanding of japanese. that's where the beauty of it lies cause you have to figure in the usage of certain kanji into it

kawaii is three syllables
か、わい、い
ka, wai, i

where as suomi is su-o-mi

here's the exact A vowel too

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open-mid_back_unrounded_vowel

so here's all the sounds in "my":

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilabial_nasal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open-mid_back_unrounded_vowel
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Near-close_near-front_unrounded_vowel

Do I really need to read this? It's a two letter word and one of the two letters is a consonant. It's really impossible to have 2 vowels with only one remaining letter.

Ka-wa-ii.

>Do I really need to read this? It's a two letter word and one of the two letters is a consonant. It's really impossible to have 2 vowels with only one remaining letter.
so if suomi was written with a single character it would be a single syllable? makes sense

wai is considered as one sound in japanese. the extra " i " at the end is the other sound

its kinda similar to chan.. cha-n

Are you confusing the difference between vowels (which are the characters AEIOU and sometimes Y) with all the different sounds that can be made with them?

el chicanito
marrón y repugnante
saltaba el muro

You mean you can make an I sound by saying A a specific way? Teach me, sensei.

i think its more the breakage in the sound that you make when pronoucing each word

like the word apple... you pronounce it ap - ple

that's a break in the sound "ap" and then "ple" so its two syllables

>i think its more the breakage in the sound
if suo is two syllables then my is two as well

suomi is su - o - mi

there's two breakage in sounds, so 3 syllables

whereas for my its just "my".. one single sound so one syllable

kinda like pen is just "pen" so its also one syllable

no, you're simply thinking of the way it's written

there is no "breakage" between su and o

you say it suo, just like you say my as mai and not ma-i

i was talking about the pronouciation and continuous vowel sound... su-oh-mi

think of my kinda like in japanese kawaii... ka-wai-i

"my" is similar to "wai" but it gets counted as one syllable

im horrible at explaining these things ;__: im sorry im not much help

>im horrible at explaining these things ;__: im sorry im not much help
you're not horrible at "explaining things", you're just an idiot

all the sounds in my:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilabial_nasal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open-mid_back_unrounded_vowel
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Near-close_near-front_unrounded_vowel

all the sounds in suo:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voiceless_alveolar_fricative
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Close_back_rounded_vowel
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mid_back_rounded_vowel

why is this thread so
god damn fucking autistic
and also quite gay

i was only trying to be helpful, but you can always go around asking other native english speakers to ask how many syllables there are in my and get bullied by them instead

I also have to point out that you're for some bizarre reason counting wai is a single mora. I thought there must be a deeper system to haikus than I thought, but now I must surmise it's just idiocy.

Morae are simply kana. Wa and I: two different kana. In addition ii would be two morae.

ka-wa-i-i

Syllables time!

vocaroo.com/i/s1qCyf4vsSkx

oh america,
your shart stained pants smell really bad,
so please kill yourself.

I actually listened to that and you're only thinking about how it's written.

My: one consonant, two different vowels.
Suo: one consonant, two different vowels.

You just can't get rid of the thought of there being a single Y in my.

see and i was talking about syllables in かわいい.. you don't pronounce kawaii as ka-wa-i-i in japanese, you pronounce it ka-wai-i

and then if you really factor in confusion, then there's words like りょ which ri and (small yo) which turns into ryo.. its two sounds but is one syllablle

>you don't pronounce kawaii as ka-wa-i-i in japanese, you pronounce it ka-wai-i
no jesus christ

they pronounce it almost exactly like their morae go, ka-wa-ii

I mean you've got Hawaii which is pronounced the exact same way and is originally Japanese as well.

本当に日本語話せるの

Oh you, mighty France
Stand tall with pride, face them all
Those who dare oppose you

できない

land of kangaroos
sound off your didgeridoos
emus come for you

vocaroo.com/i/s0AsnEELnsLB

できるかどうか分からんけど、どうして可愛いって話す時、か、わ、い、い、とスタッカートみたい言うの。例えば、怖いと可愛い

>Those who dare oppose you
that's 6 bro, I knew you guys from SD couldn't count. Ask a North Dakotan for help next time.

>6
>Not 7

What? Do I need to snap this out in vocaroo for you as well?

its 6....

>Implying I'm a dumbdumb while completely missing the joke

Israel take my
tax dollars to incinerate more
palestinians

ola puto you BR?
you give me monies
i will report you

You can't fake dumb with an SD flag. There's no way to tell if you're faking or not.

Bad Dakota.

this has been such a trainwreck of a thread. so much for trying to make a non-shitpost thread for once

Nuke California.

after tonight, i would welcome this

Perhaps if you stopped chugging bong-juice you'd be more humoring

Dear California
You're such a whiny dumdum
From Pahá Sápa

I think I might need to start chugging bong-juice so I could start counting like you.

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unironically, all we do is complain over here desu

Yes I know

Your transplants do it to no end

used to lived in SD until i was 3. should head back to visit senpai there and complain more and more to you guys

Were you born in South Dakota?

Also please don't we have enough to complain about here as is we don't need California's problems squishing us down any further

sadly, the first three digits of my ssn is stuck with an unwanted 503 :(

i shall, i will, i really should though. havent seen my mom's side family in years

Come home Dakotan man

i did.. five years ago. sioux falls people are nice. falls park is pretty. but most my young'n cousin moved to minneapolis and other midwest though. really hate your tax on food though...

It's the price we pay for no income tax

And Rapid City is 5 times better :^)

no river though.. no river...

if i can't recreate my sexy pose on one of those big ass rocks with cute scenic waterfall and rivers, then rapid city cant be better

oh, didnt know that. so it's kinda like how oregon got no sales tax then