Dads back at work today, post those mom-sons

dads back at work today, post those mom-sons

stories * pics

MOOOORREEEE!!!

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moar like that?

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Can someone post a bikini mommy one please?

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fucking more?!

Nice!
Could you make one out of this?

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is mom going to cuddle with her swimsuit on in the room?

Anyone making any?

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/r/equesting that chat protocoll of son confessing his love to mom. Mom reacts scarred/confused.

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Mmm, does mommy know I like what she's wearing?

Anyone have any stories? Or any greentexts from previous threads?

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>Anyone have any stories? Or any greentexts from previous threads?

Guilted my mom into blowing me . . . she doesn't look like Elizabeth Hurley and I had to go get shot at in Iraq to get her to do it, but it sure was nice!

my mom

greentext the story please?

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>be 25
>some family is in town
>me my older brother and cousin get shitfaced
>end up skinny dipping
>mom and aunt are sitting in the yard also drinking and laughing at us
>aunt makes a comment about my balls
>mom agrees and says "it looks really nice though" the giggles
>they then start to compare and contrast our dicks and nude bodies

It was pretty fucking strange and deals surreal through the drunk haze

Anyone have the source of this without captions? GIS returns nothing

Haha, I remember this from last night. Is your mom hot?

I heard the audio of that if this is indeed the same user and not a poser. It was awkward as fuck

"just do it!"

> be 23 just out of college & ROTC
> get orders to Iraq, but live at home til deploy date
> mom freaking out that she'll never see me again
> she's trying to cram as many memories as possible into what time we have left til I deploy
> always asking: what do you want to do today? what should we do? anything you've wanted to try before you go?
> my perv mind comes up with plan: she'll never fuck me, but women think "bj's don't count" . . maybe I can get momcestuous oral
> next time she asks what we should do I suggest bj in a way I can play it off as a joke incase she freaks out
> she doesn't freak, but isn't thrilled: "I'm not saying no, but we'll have to see."
> her lack of freak and seriousness freak me out: did she know of my erotic feelings for her?
> next day I'm trying to figure out how to get things going when she brings it up!
> she won't take her clothes off. wont' look at me. won't touch anything except my legs.
> just head up n down. no moaning, no eye contact.
> still best bj ever!
> i made the mistake of announcing that i was about to come and so she didn't take it in her mouth

Nothing sexual ever happened again. she won't talk about it and smacked my hand (hard) when i've grabbed her bum since then.

I wish she would've been open for a sexual relationship, but I'll take the single bj.

It was mechanical, but loving.... after all how many women love their sons enough to actually do that for them when they dont want to?

No she's your standard middle aged woman as is my aunt.

That's not to say I'm against the idea of incest if my mom and aunt were attractive I would probably make a move but she isn't

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This made me aggressively horrny

Where's the rest?

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Cont?

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5yu4

Wtf is wrong with you people?

fuck off normalfag

They basically have zero chance of sex with a female, so they fantasize about the only women in their life, moms and sisters.
Yes, it's very pathetic.

do it

how can you be this normie
like come on have you even been as deep as facebook?

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>only lonley virgins have infest fantasies

Absolutely not, I'm terrified that one day my fiancé will find my incest porn and erotica but nothing gets me harder

I even play little pretend games that she is my mom or sister or something while we fuck

She thinks I'm just good at sex or something but it's really because I'm using my incest fettish to fuck like a wild man

Incest is a super common fettish two seconds on the internet proves that, maybe you just have ugly relatives

Nice coping mechanism

user id and password on her panties Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Dubs of truth

>(you)

Do you actually call her mom when you fuck?

Well hey, some girls actually call their guy "daddy" when they fuck, so why not? (I'm not that user' though, just commenting)

Have the same fetish, but have you thought about WHY you have it? What lead to it? What age did you have sex for the first time? Not trolling

Well it's less common so I'm wondering if she picked up on his fetish.

idk man, my fetish for incest started at like 14/15
had sex for the first time when I was 16 btw.

I dont live with any of my siblings either, and I have never fantazised about them or my mum

no its all in my head

I first had sex at 17, I had a wide range of sexual activity through my 20's

sexual repression has nothing to do with why I have this fetish. And Its not even like I really would ever want to bone my mom she is gross.

Now, on the other hand I would bone my sister because she is sexy as hell, so if I had a hot mom I probably would want to bang her as well.

For whatever reason the concept of incest doesn't gross me out like some people seem to get, its to the point where I assume they are full of shit because how could you be that turned off by a hot girl even if you are related?

Are you supposed to honestly tell me you cannot recognize if your relative is good looking?

Not sure if its because of how I was raised or what but yeah it just doesnt bother me like it seems to bother others. But also if it wasnt taboo and people were fucking their relatives all over the place I probably wouldn't want to bang my sister anymore because she is a huge bitch.

>if it wasnt taboo and people were fucking their relatives all over the place I probably wouldn't want to bang my sister anymore

I actually that is probably the most probable reason. The taboo behind it, to be honest everytime some of my friends joke about something like that they all go "dude gross" etc. But I don't get it, I find the idea hot. I would still not bang my mom or my sister though.

>idk man, my fetish for incest started at like 14/15
Same for me, curious why that age for both of us

I've been wanting to bone my mom as well as my grand-mother (mother's mother) since I became aware of sexuality. I was about 10 when I started masturbating, I'd always do it thinking about my mother or grandma, because both were hot. Now, my mom still is, my grandmother is getting rather old so not really hot anymore, but she has a big pair of tits and a nice fat ass, and I love that.

TBH I think their hotness was what turned me into an incest fetish, but also probably because I've been a health-problem kid my whole life, so they always took extremely good care of me. My mom let me grope and kiss her tits 'til I was 12 too.

Actually this is pretty hot.

Interesting, thanks for sharing dude

You should post pictures of her.

Nah mate I won't post pictures of my mother on Sup Forums.

You're welcome. My parents divorced when I was a small kid so my mum's always been very much attached to me my whole life since I was basically the only "male" in her life after that point, so to speak.

She did take a habit of walking around the flat naked when I was around 8. I've suspected it to be some sort of "fuck me" signal but I never found the guts to try and touch her again once I clearly noticed my puberty was kicking in. I dunno, I wasn't much comfortable with it 'cuz tenagers find themselves gross most of the time.

I still live with her today but I don't know, things don't seem to be in that state of mind anymore. Though come to think of it she does wear random sexy night-clothes like nighties or lingerie at various times when she's home.

Go back to facebook you fucking retard.

Watch a movie with her while she's dressed like that. Try some innocent cuddling and see what happens.

want more?

yeah

b8

who is this girl?

Y'know what? I'll do this now, it's almost dinner time so I'll toss the idea and we'll probably do it after we eat.

She's just wearing a rather chap night dress and I know she's got nothing underneath 'cuz she sleeps naked. So if anything is to happen (I hope so) it should be pretty easy.

God's speed user

Shame about no pictures, I'd like to know what she looks like

Rather slender body. A bit smaller than me as of now (I'm around 5.5 ft tall), long black hair, lovely melon-sized tits and a not too big, but still generous butt with child-bearing hips. Her skin's prtty pale but she tans very quickly and deeply when summer comes.

Sounds hot. If everything goes well, she'll be sucking your dick in 2-3 hours

Its probabbly a lot easier to bang your mom than most people would believe.

1. moms love their children unconditionally
2. you are probably a younger better looking version of your dad who she was and maybe is still attracted to
3. moms will basically do anything for their children.

Its kind of fucked up but you could probably easily use the irrational maternal nature of mothers to get them to fuck you pretty easy.

To be fair, I'm more excited about really making love to her and cuming inside the woman who gave me life. I know it sounds beta as fuck but fuck it, I'm a mommy boy.

No shame there. But you should post about it here after.

Mods

you are a degenerate, sir

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I hope the thread will still be on.
Now's movie time. We're gonna watch Kiki's Delivery Service, it's our all-time favorite movie to watch together, because of the nostalgic but good-feeling ffect it has on us. Should work perfect for cuddles, then possibly more.

I have never told a soul this but I will share it for the lolz
when I was about 5 my dad got remarried his wife had a daughter similar and basicly grew up as brother and sister. She was hot as fuck I used to perv on her in the shower, even caught here wanking with here phone with it on vibrate. We would sit watching a film while parents was up stairs and I would on a regular basis I would sometimes pretend I was sleeping while secretly spying on her hope she would finger herself in front of me. Never happend though. What did happen was one day she was wearing really short skirt and like clockwork I pretended to doze off about 5 mins after she starts opening and closing her legs, I diddnt take me long to realise she diddnt have underwear on. So I'm layer prending to be asleep and she's flashing her fanny at me I was so hard my cock was almost ripping through my trousers and she only said "lick my fanny" I honestly did not know what to do at this point so I accually just fucked off to sleep. Anyway next day after school whent barging into her room to find her asleep I tryed to wake her, obviously she was faking I put my hand on her waist and shook her and no response so ran my hand down the inside of her leg and as my hand ran back up her legs started to part as I got closer. I undid her top button and slowly unzipped her fly and to my surprise no panties again just a nice little bush poking out the top of her trousers I try to pull them down a bit so I could get my fingers in but she just arched her back and off they came. I gave her clit a little rub then just got stuck in. She diddnt moan at all which was dissapointing but looking back my folks was in the next room. But she wrapped her legs around my neck and rub my face allover her pussy that I did enjoy:D
So anway after she had enough she just closed her legs and rolled over, this happend so many times over the space of 2 years.