/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

Egg King edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=hQ1AKZPVqIM
yle.fi/uutiset/osasto/news/yes_in_finland_you_can_have_sex_with_your_pet/8153974
youtube.com/watch?v=-5vgMGiIFgc
imgur.com/a/SU4Qa?grid
youtube.com/watch?v=SqInVEFNdJc
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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stop posting this trash meme

i have no idea how to do my chemistry homework

Because you disgust me

correct edition

Shaved my head today.
Forgot how bad my hairline was.

no

i failed high school chem kek

migrate when 310 comes

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Eating good tonight lads.

kek

no u

>p-please guys
>p-p-lease come to my thread!

GET YOUR FRESHLY BAKED (YOU)S BEFORE WE'RE ALL OUT
THEY'RE FREE
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would jack even be capable of making such a normal dish? I mean it actually tastes good so i have my doubts jack could prepare this meal

god i fucking hate him, he just wastes food on camera

i SAID at 310 you fucking illeteramus

Do not worry citizen.

Anyone one else had the day off from Uni today?

>p-please!!

What a shitty thread.

*worries*

shame on thee
the only egg king is pic related

might retire from ja/ck/posting now that it's become a meme here

Not enough mayo for a Ja/ck/ dish desu
And the meat doesn't look horribly undercooked
ily sinaloa

I came here to hug Americans and to bully Canadians

youtube.com/watch?v=hQ1AKZPVqIM

hot french anchor from printed press says Fillon announces economic program today, will hire out (can't fire them) 500 000 civil servants, to finance tax cuts or something

www.qwant.com
the french google.

being bullied from Finland turns me on. give me everything you got.

reported

>tfw talking to a girl named Emily right now

It isn't fun if you're asking for it.

Is it the same hot french anchor who takes banter too far?
Shan'terai

nice

There's an Emily in my music history course
She had a lisp

I learned you guys allow full bestiality without legal issue today.

She looks like Trudeau

pee pee
poo poo
butt
penis
vagina

only one more day off before my work week starts again

where's fist of flames

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killed him and ate his liver

come on. do it.

Not exactly.
>only a Canadian would ask that question

Nah. It was just a weather girl from Le Grand Journal on Canal+ (Vivendi/Universal/Bolloré). This program was kill recently btw.

>him

I haven't seen this Emily since high school

sure why not
i was only pretenting
right here

>or another post
fucking janny-discretion loopholes

No

Beautiful. Who is Emily?

YHES

Retard.

I was just kidding, zy is on a slow moving lifeboat to china

boobies > butt

Why are you meeting with her?

yle.fi/uutiset/osasto/news/yes_in_finland_you_can_have_sex_with_your_pet/8153974
>Finland stands alongside Romania and Hungary as one of the last three EU countries in which sexual intercourse with an animal remains legal.
>not exactly

ay yo my man you got motion values for that?

>that adam's apple

What do you think of Emily Rudd's voice?
youtube.com/watch?v=-5vgMGiIFgc

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Emily Rudd
Actress
Born: February 24, 1993 (age 24 years), Saint Paul, Minnesota, United States
Height: 1.65 m
Nationality: American

>poo in eyes
what difference woukd it make

>that face
ewwy jewy

If the post actually breaks some rules I think it's meant to try and isolate it so it can be deleted smoothly or something, or at least help prevent threads from getting derailed because of it. Hell only knows.

I'm not meeting with her (yet)
Uzbek Jew

what's so special about it

just sounds like a typical midwestern accent

butte>boobies

jews are hot

I miss CIA.

got some rare things on sale stranger

imgur.com/a/SU4Qa?grid

*approaches you*

Nice, a good Minesottan, like Brandon and Brenda.

I miss your man

It sounds like any random girl I see here
I just wanted to know what people thought of it desu

Are you going to rekindle some long dormant feelings she has for you?

No

How easily goys are subverted by the media and make up. They shall never be free.

Ohiooo!

yes

I don't miss namefags

*smiles*

Very hot

I'm talking to her so I can get a gf after my current one and I break up
I don't want to leave myself with no options
I know for a fact she liked me in high school though

So, Baja is dead, right? Like, 100%. She has to be dead.

I don't care for shitty western memes. Got any yoba's?

OHIO MENTIOMBED!

NO

yeah, got chainsawed

Brits... youtube.com/watch?v=SqInVEFNdJc

*makes a creepy face*

Ohio sounds nice and comfy!

Smart moves my man, but why are you breaking up with your current gf though?

it's a post-industrial shithole

>rare, on imgur
>one of the top ones is a wojak
Reddit trying to crash the market again.

whats your daily routine buds?

6 am: wake up
7 - 5: work manual labor job
6 - 7: gym
7 - pass out: watch netflix in my shitty apartment

life has no meaning

hey i can see her nipples

*scratches corner of mouth for plausible denial of smile*

It's like Finland but with way more non whites and corn!

F

Nice for you to ruin my dreams.