mixed feelings about being now very good at A level maths
I'm pleased that i've revised and got good at it, but I only have to revise because i got expelled from my last uni for touching a girl's muff when we were drunk in bed together
bittersweet emotions
one supreme and one meatlovers lads
There is no Pappa in the house down here
how does he do it lads?
Going cornetto shop, anything want anybody?
he's unironically playing 4d chess
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papa johns is wank, dominos is better
local pizza shops run by pakis are better still
Drumpf is a fascist Cheeto
a gf mate
fuck off murderer