Tfw you're 22 and the cubs are going to win the world series before you lose you virginity

>tfw you're 22 and the cubs are going to win the world series before you lose you virginity

I am more shocked I haven't killed myself yet. Kissless virgin who plays vidya all day and lives in his parents house. If it weren't for the fact that I am actually above decent looking, I would have ended myself years ago. Still is always an option though.

sure thing t. uggo

>23
>kissless virgin
>not too good looking

At least I got charisma, some killer self-deprecating humor, and a decent job. Without those I'm an heroing on Twitch.

Idk famalam, Im in your situation except Im 2 years younger and in a community college and Im okay with the way I am now. Just gotta focus on my studies, exercise to get rid of the fat and look to my waifu for emotional comfort.

you still have an hour to make it happen

>caring about 3DPD

Lm/a/oing at your life, you dumb failed normie.

Dubs and the Cusbs blow it in the next 4 innings

>23
>fat
>ugly af
>borderline autistic
>had sex with 5 different women
How the fuck do you people not get laid?

Im a non-white manlet.

fuck man, I have all of those negatives and none of the positives

Same. Getting this business management degree, working part time at a grocery store. Where did I go wrong?

>28
>fucked my wife of 3 years twice today
>didn't pull out each time

Hahahahaha

I'm bald at 25 and I have gotten laid before. It really isn't that hard, and as big of a deal as you guys make it seem like. If you don't like the girl, the sex isn't even that good unless you're really horny. I didn't fuck any fat women either.

>mfw 21
>mfw lost my virginity yesterday
Feels fucking great.

That high you get off of losing your virginity or having sex is just as good as the sex itself.

>lost my virginity
>bitch got pregnant
>she refused to keep the baby
I live every day of my life knowing that my child was murdered and there is nothing I can do about it. It isn't worth it.

how'd it happen user?

lol

>tfw 25 and still virgin
>don't care, think it's awesome that there's still things in my life left undiscovered

must suck for the rest of yall whose lifes peaked in their teens

Be a man and slice that bitch face up.

does she have any remorse or people are that cold and brainwashed nowadays?

I have a friend who got two abortions and deeply regrets them.

Good post.

tfw haven't had sex since high school

>she refused to keep the baby

You lucky motherfucker.

>hair is thinning on top at 20

>want to go on minoxidil but dont know if I can be patient enough to shed hairs and regrow fuller hair in a couple months

>also deterred by the fact that it has to be applied daily forever

>dont want to get on propecia because Im not desperate enough to mess with my hormones recklessly

>second girl I had sex with
>few months pass "I'm pregnant "
>due to situations, she moves 6 hours away
>still talk like normal
>one day "I lost it"
Worst feeling in the world knowing what you had never had a chance and I couldn't even be there

>tfw you're 30 and the cubs are going to win the world series before you lose you virginity

I couldn't tell you, I haven't spoken to her since she went through with it.

>your life peaks the first time you have sex

>just found out my cousin born after 9/11 has a gf who he's probably fucked meanwhile I'm a 28 year old virgin

>tfw you're 107 and the cubs are going to win the world series before you lose you virginity

:(

quick head over to backpage.com

i'm not personally in favor of abortions occurring, but you should take solace (or find terror I suppose) in the fact that the "child" was far less sentient than the countless animals slaughtered to feed you during your life time.

You know what haircut you need to start rocking.

Kys vegan faggot

Holy shit a Wizard. What's it like?

Does having sex but not cumming count as losing your virginity

>take my younger sister out shopping
>people think she's my daughter
>I've never even had sex
>she has

You get new powers, namely heightened apathy, cynicism, and casual hopelessness.

Met a girl at one of the organizations I'm a part of in college. We hit it off very fast, a week later we're making out a lot and it kinda just progressed from there. Still trying to get used to it since she's aggressive as hell and bites a lot.

tfw turning a wizard in a couple of weeks and watching the cubs possibly win the world series

Not me senpai

Sure. It's basically that way for girls every time.

>neckbeard neet who is """""""above decent looking""""""""""
You are not fooling anyone but yourself and your parents

I wish I could use magic like that.

seconded

Look at it this way: if the Cubs do win the series, there should be some women in a good enough mood to help you with that.

Because I don't want to fuck other ugly people

only if you're terrible or they're dead inside

Honestly, it's a lot more comfy than struggling and failing to acquire girls.

>mfw I'm an Indians fan in Chicago
>mfw I could go down to Wrigleyville and hook up with some drunk Cubsfan slut right now to ease the pain in my heart

....I'm a little tempted.

i actually eat tons of meat, i'm keto at the moment. that doesn't mean those animals aren't killed, and it doesn't mean that they aren't more mentally advanced than a clump of cells

Aren't they all dead inside?

id sacrafice sex for life to see my team win another chip

Fuck off Eric

desu if u can fuck some nice cub whores then who cares if ur team lost

Next year we win it for the Natives.

DO IT FAGGOT
FUCK SOME DRUNK CUBSLUT

tfw no chiyo gf

Only until you nut inside them.

tfw you care enough to know these things

The fuck is Eric?

oh what games do you play

>tfw lost virginity at same age 3 months before cubes won another WS
wew

Death grip.
Stop jacking off
>iktfb

>28, still virgin and only had a pity "makeout" with a girl 3 times in the same day
>at least I was alive to see the Spurs win their first 5 championships

I'm hitting the gym tomorrow.

>tfw lost virginity a few weeks ago, at age 20, before the Cubs won the World Series
Things are looking up.

Hahahahaha cuck
I'm 22 and lost mine in February

Projecting doesn't help anyone here anons.

Hard to project when the post that i reply to literally mention those things. Maybe if you read, you wouldnt have a hard time

>tfw lost my virginity at 17 when she was 19 and a solid 8/10

neither does lying on the interwebs

NOT SO FAST

NOT SO FAST

NOT SO FAST