Anyone else obsessed with eating ass?
My girlfriend started doing this thing where she wouldn't let me cum unless my tongue was in her ass. It's been a little over a month and I've never felt more obsessed with a sexual act. I get rock hard just thinking about it and now whenever I see hot girls I just think about how their ass tastes.
I'd rather lick buttholes than fuck or get head. What the fuck b?
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It's pretty fun. Don't judge yourself. Enjoy what you enjoy as long as it is fairly low risk sexual behavior.
You're on the fast track to getting ecoli poisoning. Is booty eating worth dying for?
It's called hygiene.
Honestly yes. I seriously do it at least once a day and haven't had problems yet.
I'm generally fairly kink-friendly but I've always been totally turned off of eating ass. Any advice for how to do it as a squeamish newfag? I love to cornhole a bitch with my dick but my dick can't smell or taste.
Eat her out from behind, and then venture up periodically. If you're not into it, you're not into it. Consider eating her out in the shower. Feels nice and clean, just enjoyable.
Like somebody would eat ass if she isn't cleaning her hole properly and tasted like shit
Have the same fetish. My wife doesn't get into it as much as I do but she tolerates it.
What does it taste like man? I have an ass eating and femdom obsession as well.
Faggot
Just dive in.
My gf was the first I ever really got into it with she just pushed my face back there and kept saying "LICK IT." until she got wanted. I have quickly grown to love the taste of her anus.
Opposit problem here. I've got huge anxiety about getting ill + giant emetophobe. During the act, I'm all fuck yeah let's do this and love eating ass, like OP. Then the next day I spend all day in bed with severe anxiety and panic attacks wondering if I got ill. Hasn't happened yet and keep saying I'm not going to do it next time... But horniness takes over
>horrible illnesses can take years to present themselves.
15 years from now youll be a bleeding, vomiting, deformed, dying, retard.
And as for hygeine. Good luck putting high powered industrial cleaner or boiling water in your mouth or ass.
Cause thats the only thing that can kill e.coli, ect.
On the upside. If you really are willing to go through that for your fetish, more power to you.
I like being fat. I know diabetes and heart death will happen but i dont care.
But im not retarded enough to say being fat can be healthy.
And you should'nt be retarded enough to think your fetish is healthy.
Just saying
I eat my girlfriend's ass all the time. She was mostly indifferent to it at first but she's beginning to kind of like it. I'm gonna keep doing it until she grows to love it.
enjoy your pink-eye
unless you're literally licking shit off someone, it's pretty hard to get e. coli from them.
just gotta grab the baby wipes first.
Enemas do nothing
This is fact
I like eating ass as much as the next guy... but letting your gf have control during sex is pretty lame. Fuck her like a dominant man than get back to work. Or find yourself wondering why she doesn't think you're the man you use to be.
Wish mine would say that
Stop being a pussy.
Well it depends. Mostly its just pleasant and tastes like skin but yeah sometimes there's other stuff. Traces of shit aren't bad but I don't really know how to describe the taste, more a sensation on the tongue really. I like it when when shes all sweaty after the gym.
Sounds like you need to stop being a bitch.
The shower is a good idea, not sure why I never thought of that.
Kek your gf sounds like my kind of freak, I like it.
Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Have fun with your disease
as a doctor i'll stick with my own advice thanks.
Eh shes older than me and gets off on the power. Shes still likes being picked up and fucked like a ragdoll but she always knows she wears the pants. It works well for us.
Unrelated to the thread, why do you think my balls hurt lately? Just an on and off dull ache, for months now.
That's so fucking hot. Does she ever just slide her cunt and ass over your mouth? Like in one motion?
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS WILL GET E-COLI AND DIE
THAT IS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING AND UNHEALTHY
Oh yeah she grinds on face all the time my whole face gets wet.
look up "operant conditioning" sometime OP.
Ive done such a fine job eating my gf's ass that she now devours mine on a fairly regular basis, and man am I lovin' it
shit
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you'll have to be more specific than "dull ache off and on for months."
what, if anything, brings it on? do you have regular sex? how often do you masturbate? what is your diet like? do you exercise at all?
it's a relaxing feeling, isn't it.
I like getting mine ate, it's like a massage.
To each his own then
luvmesum genital warts
Diet is fine, no exercise, no sex, only occasional fapping. My sex drive has been super low and my boners are weak. I'm 36. Nothing in particular seems to bring it on.
I would put my tongue as far down her asshole as it would go.
sounds like your balls are dying and your t level is dropping.
you should seriously look into trt. with insurance it's dirt cheap, and even without insurance it's not that expensive.
definitely worth being able to pop a rock hard boner.
could be testicular cancer.
women have farts that smell as bad as any man's.
you're licking an area where they fart and poo diarrhea.
based upon that info it sounds like hormonal imbalances to me. if you don't exercise enough or get laid very often, you won't produce as much testosterone, which can lower sex drive and cause other sexual issues.
i'm just a GP and not a urologist or an endocrinologist though, so i'd suggest seeing one of them.
Oh fuck, I hope these aren't trips of truth.
10-4 thanks bro.
I've eaten my wife's shit before and had no ill effects from it. You can now start vomiting profusely.
well you need to see a dr
are you performing self exams after warm showers? any lumps?
Does anyone have anymore porn where the girls have warts?
I know that feel OP. my girlfriend is so so about it but I love doing it.
what?
i love eating ass. absolutely love it. id prefer my fiance to go for a 2 hour jog and get extra sweaty and not shower for days and let me lick that thang. the copper penny taste is like no other. also they love it more than you think they do. eating a girls ass is def more sexy than fucking a girl. plop them in downward dog and go to town..
I noticed that
faye Reagan btw (warts AND herpes 2)
I regularly fantasize about licking hot chicks asshole that I know and work with. Whenever I see a chick in porn with a perfect shaped, darker butthole, I get off a lot harder. Hey, you like what you like. These faggots talking about getting sick don't fucking know what they're talking about. You do it when it's clean, not right after she took a shit. I've been doing for 15+ years.
pic related: if you wouldn't lick this chick's asshole, you are a fucking faggot, KYS.
I love my gf to fart in my face, and poo on my stomach :/
don't judge me.
Dude. The only way you're getting e-coli poisoning is if she also has e-coli poisoning (asymptomatic or no), in which case, if you've been together for a long time, you're both probably eating the same things, and you're both probably going to get it anyway. All people naturally have various strains of e-coli in their large intestine, but the toxic e-coli strains are not native to our guts. The other strains are harmless and even beneficial in the colon, but they can make you somewhat queasy in the small intestine.
I've had the same thing for a couple of years now and I'm 24.I already had two testosterone checks and about ten visits to a high end urology clinic and my balls and t levels seem very good,which is amazing considering what a fat,lazy cunt I am.
I think it's psychological,because I fapped to increasingly weird porn for over 10 years and I have an unhealthy hatred for women.
Didn't know I was supposed to check after a warm shower but nothing feels funny to the touch in there.
I have some femdom fantasys about chicks with stds purposely infecting me for their amusement so yeah...
I have this problem, and it's caused by a varicocele, a varicose vein in the left testicle. It can be mild to moderate in terms of pain, and it's made worse by excessive masturbation or excessive sexual activity. It's usually harmless, but there are treatments for it. That being said, it's also a sign of testicular cancer, so you should definitely have it looked at.
more power to you but thats one fucked up fetish! lol you wont be laughing when u get it .
Like licking an armpit
I thought testicular cancer was usually painless.
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her mouth has much more bacteria than her ass. so you have a higher chance of getting sick making out than eating ass
In the very early stages, yes. As it progresses, not so much.
What part of them hurt?I have cysts on near the tube labyrinth thing and it sometimes hurt when it's very cold and my nuts get squeezed by the nutsack.I had ultrasounds done and doctors say it's harmless.
y do u have cysts
so if i'm reading this right...
why do you guys let chicks fart and poo on you
what's attractive about that at all
idk but they're about the size of rice and sometimes the area hurts
Hey dude i had the same problem, i got they are harmless too, but they ache, its because your masturbating too much... its nothing serious so dont worry yourself too much, best thing to do is buy a ballsac strap
One crazy doesn't speak for us all
The doctor told me its because some fieces went down my bellend or something, that was there only explanation, since i dont do anal sex , Not sure if it was from being a hotspring too much while in india.... alot of dirty people bathing at same time for few months
Virgin.
proof on this?
Virgin
a what?
Cyst, sorry
Pretty much my situation, too. I find it incredibly sexy and a turn on. Wife's OK with it but would be OK without it, too. But it does make her come like crazy at times, so I think she has a hard time reconciling her own ideas about it.
id love to eat pic releates ass
given that its clean and all... I seen to like the idea of it but when presented with the oppertunity I dont fancy doing it
any Sup Forumsros the same?
how do you even know she doesn't have poo inside
you're taking a HUGE gamble
and maybe she farts in your FACE on accident.
POST BUTTHOLES
>bonus for ones that look like their begging to be fucked or puckered
Done it to my girl plenty, only after she gets out of the shower. Tongue never goes in, just teasing the hole from the outside. Every single time (3 times so far) I've gotten sick from it. Terrible sore throat always follows shortly after.
I love doing it, I love teasing her and watching her squirm, but there is undeniably dangerous levels of bacteria in there. And no matter how much scrubbing you do prior, it's still not good for you.
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well my gf would tell me if I asked id imagine
nah she woulnt have the stones to
use enema?
I've personally cleaned her rectum in showers prior to doing it, and it made no difference.
my gf eats my ass until my cock is oozing with precum all over her stomach then we climax at the same time and she makes me lick it off
we like to do that at least twice a day in between femdom to keep sexual tension to a minimum
post pics of her snizz and butt hole
Nice genital warts.
I was fuckin this one chick and I was eatin her pussy and I started eating her ass and she said stop so I stopped but then I started doing it again once she got horny and she didn't tell me to stop she started moaning like crazy. It's pretty gross I guess but I always wanna do it when I'm horny. Fuckin weird lol
Well, i love to lick my gf on the exterior of asshole, and i fuckin adore it. She tolerates it, but wouldn't say she likes it. never felt sick or anything, but shes super hygenic down there.
And well, she sometimes smells there after a day, not shit scent, more like typical after-day smell, yet quite unpleasent. Get her to shower, tidy her up and her fuckin butthole is ready to go.
It's fuckin important for the asshole to be immaculate, no spare hair, and it has to be aesthetical.
My girlfriend loves to eat my ass.
How do you feel about this?
I shaved everything below and including the underside of my cock for her. Shaved ass feels great tbh, I'm not bi or gay btw
>has phd in womens studies
>calls himself a "doctor"
To bad my ass is fuckin hairy. I get only my balls and underside of balls shaved, but im not shaving my fuckin ass coz that would look bizzare and absolutely faggot. Mostly i forced my gf to lick my ass, she would have no problem to lick underside of my balls, but would have some mental barrier with asshole. Got my ass licked maybe twice, and she had to be absolutely horny to do so. Few days ago, she actually went to my asshole by herself, and it felt fuckin good, when she did it willingly.
>Implying that I don't want to die