BWWWUAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE FRENCH
BWWWUAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE FRENCH
Cooper Hernandez
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Austin Garcia
Good post
Caleb Perry
Ironic
Oliver Richardson
PAUL MASSSSSSSSSSSON
Xavier Russell
Funniest thread in weeks
Caleb Baker
>not a gif
it doesn't move?
Julian Cook
Must admit, I laughed heartily
Christian Ramirez
Hhhehehe
Logan Mitchell
I don't get it.
Jack Robinson
Top post
Ayden Jones
orson welles make radio ply in was his the thirteys so its a reference?
Blake Evans
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Orson also directed an old radio play on War of the Worlds.
It's a pretty clever shitpost.
Brody Mitchell
Wittiest shitpost yet?
Jacob Adams
It doesn't do anything...
Austin Clark
THIS
IM FUCKING CRYING
Robert Thompson
good thread OP
Nicholas Watson
Good one op
Aaron Mitchell
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Jaxon Robinson
THE CHANCES OF ANYTHING COMING FROM MARS
Hudson Williams
Imagine being Orson in that ad and having to be all like "Muuuhaaaahhh, Paul Masson, you fuckin' fine, all delicious with your in-the-bottle fermentation and horrific faux-French monstrous taste. I would totally drink you, both in this advert and one for frozen peas." when all he really wants to do is drink another $500 Dom Perignon in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the extra pours his disgusting California champagne in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the suspicious-looking sediment building in it, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that pour. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking taste but Paul Masson's haughty attitude as everyone on set says it's VINTAGE DATED and DAMN, PAUL MASSON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and drink the disgusting fucking piss water contorting your palette into horrific flavours you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of Krug and Bollinger and later alleged moonshine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even drunk anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the chemical contaminants in this mass produced sham pigswill as it's poured again and again for you, the extra smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in the "French excellence (for that is what they call it)", the excellence they worked so hard for with fermentation techniques in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could break a bottle and stab everyone in this room, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson Welles. You're drunk as fuck and don't know why the extra isn't doing anything. Just bear it. Slurr your lines and bear it.
Benjamin Reed
Now this is funposting
Xavier Peterson
If this is oc well done.
Elijah Williams
Fuck everybody, she was pretty damn fuckable in that scene.