S-shall we have tea with our therapy today, Anonymous?

S-shall we have tea with our therapy today, Anonymous?

C-come for delicious tea, and ask a p-psychologist anything!

vocaroo.com/i/s0AvWcPeLKYZ

You're looking real cute today, Alice

Milk and a bump!

Hello Alice :)

I realy love you but you dont reply on steam...

are you a dude
whys your voice croaky

Why not chip-chip-cheerio with beans n toast n what not

I'll check in when I can, but I have a lot of dishes to do!

very cute outfit today alice -R

A bump for you

Reporting in.

Good to see you back, ma'am.

Hey ,have been long time Alice , you where busy or ?

T-thank you, let us s-select some tea and begin

yes he is, in some earlier thread you could see his face in a reflection

Fucking hate learning how to stream

I'm n-not British

GarEE is here to ruin the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM IMMORTAL!!!!!!!!!!!

I always seem to time my workouts so that I'm browsing Sup Forums during these threads

S-smoke inhalation.

*blinks* C-citation needed.

B-but for now, I'll pour you s-some tea

>dem thighs

HHHNNNNNG

Right o dearie

On Skype you didn't talk like you are now (with the -'s) and you told me to get off Sup Forums because um.. I'm "too young"

Alice-chan is busy plotting a counter plan against the impending penguin uprising.

- Cirno

how does handsfree work

T-try not to have a stroke.

N-need help?

POST IT

underageb& detected.

SHUT UP, BLOOD-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UP YOUR ASS, CIRNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you have a cool spice rack

Underage b&

H-hello!

Thank y-you!

Thanks!

It'll t-take more than flu t-to kill me.

Flu!

Do you draw those faces yourself?

Kinda? Everything seems right but my bitrate is garbage and I don't know exactly why yet.

Show

H-how can I help you?

C-can you give me a bit more information?

Why t-thank you. It w-was one of the first purchases I m-made when I moved in.


Now, d-does anyone need any h-help?

Hi Alice :)
I liked Plastic Memories but I didn't like Clannad. Can you recommend me an animu that is romantic and sad? Thx

she doesn't actually stutter its just a stylistic thing

>
>T-try not to have a stroke.
>
>N-need help?

I feel as if this should be on one line.

N-no, I scrape them

I guess I could always use help with regards to talking to girls.

Say I wanna ask a girl out in one of my uni classes, what do I say?

...

Sounds delicious

Isn't it past your bedtime, BC?

i knew it . thats what happen when you stream half naked for 2 hours

B-but I don't want to either. Please? :(

Wired cable. 5-6 for upload speed.

handsfree ejaculation how does it work

H-have you tried saying "Hey, want to grab a movie sometime"?

Glad y-you enjoyed it

How to overcome anxiety and talk to girls?

I want to cum inside rainbow alice

Thnx for the juice, now im out

I can't fall asleep help

Oh wow I miss that psychopath Ikaros/Blood-chan.

T-the same way normal ejaculation works; stimulation of t-the brain mediated by serotonin based release.

Hm. It m-might be too unstable, making your bitrate fluxuate too much to be useful.

Have you done multiple tests establishing the variance levels?

fuck you ugly

>"Why are you still doing this Alice~?"

*smiles* N-normally you have to be a Sleepy Time Alice Account member but...just this once, I'll help

I have hahah, but that's been with girls that I've talked with previously. How do I approach a girl that's been noticeably checking me out?

So you're all naked?

>dat smokers voice
You sound like a 45 yo career small diner waitress with 5 kids that smokes a pack and a half a day.
Can i call you Flo?

H-have you been to a doctor yet?

T-the same reason I ever did it in the first place, Sword.

You're trash you stupid bitch >:(

nope guess i'll try that. ten times easier just streaming to friends through steam, but how am i gonna get internet famous and afford that mansion with all that internet cash.

>doctor
How rich do you think I am?

It's just a mental block.

I've got memory issues as well, but that's besides the point.

We are not Anonymous. You are a cunt. 4choad is dead. long dead. BURY IT FAGGOT.
Nothing but "pies and anchovies."

Nothing but CIA and FAGS.

Good luck Brahs.

Wat

*shrugs* I n-never said I was pretty.

"Hey, what's up?" seems a good starting place.

I d-didn't inhale smoke of m-my own free will, dear. Electrical fire.

I'm f-fully clothed!

D-diamonds...

I'll always enjoy u

I miss Ikarous too but I honestly don't think this place is good for them. I want them to lead a normal life while they still can.

Sounds like she is willing to throw herself at you, just talk to her. Improv, I'm sure you can think of something.

fuck
anyway heres a nice alice picture since he didn't deilver

>"Autism, got it!"

>"On a tea related note, have you tried Yorkshire Tea?"

I think thy put it in the alcohol.

...d-do you not have insurance? In m-most states, you s-should be able to get a tax subsidy depending on y-your income.

M-might I suggest "restream.io"; they will...restream...y-your connection to twitch or youtube or whatever. It m-may increase the delay, but it might smooth over the variance.

Worth a shot, nothing to lose if it doesn't work.

As l-long as I am still alive, and s-still above to love, I w-will be here for Anonymous.

No matter where he may be today, this will always be his home.

Shut up about what tho

how do you view other people that use Sup Forums?

Try this vib. No, faggot! don't eat it!

If this is the case, I think it would help to re-frame them in your mind as ordinary people. They have their fears and anxieties just like you, and they don't want to appear stupid either. You approaching them might even be seen as flattering, thus giving you a leg-up on the situation right away.

Sounded a bit monotonous but thanks for the help

*smiles with lidded eyes* If it w-was just autism, I'm q-quite sure I'd have migrated to double chan by now.

And yes, it is q-quite good

no idea

W-what do you expect, I'm a w-work in progress.

That's either a really good tan or you're non-white. What's the deal Alice?

Bury your dead, bro. Unless you CIA

Chamomile!
Once in a while i have days with a lot of depression. Like i feel i'm shit and no one would ever love me, like i will just continue living because i cant do anything else. Those days i just cry and then feel better. Lately i dont have those days too often but i know i will have one in a near future. I feel that i don desire nothing of my life anymore.

I could, but that doesn't apply to the gas (57 miles at 17m/pg)

How many times have you fantasized about blowjobs alice?

>restream.io
thanks I'll try that and get back to you later if i come up short. for now i'll just stream through steam.

yeh right . thats why you deleted the vod ^^
next time pick more cute outfit for the stream not revealing

How can i covince my doctor that i need anti-anxiety meds? I really need some so i can quit drinking(my current solution to axiety) Every time i ask he just give me a look like i'm just some nig trying to score drugs(since im not white)

...

Ya got any heroin alice?
I'm dyeing fir a fix love.

Kill yourself

Well tell us alice

Sounds like solid advice.

Last time I talked to Ikaros they were off all medications and they became more and more vacant, it was so fucking creepy. Then they disappeared.

I p-prefer to burn my dead.

have people crossed your line before? how easily offended are you? could things over text get/make you upset?

>"Can you write what you're trying to convey in more detail; preferably in English or, at the very least, in American~"

>"Are there any decent tea cafes on your end of the pond?"

I'm asian d-dear.

T-that sounds a lot like anhedonia; h-have you been to a doctor?

Ah y-you live in a deeply rural area?

F-feel free to email me at [email protected]

*blinks* You r-realize benzos are cross tolerant w-with alcohol, right?

*shrugs* It works for me. You'd be surprised how much you can lessen your social anxiety through the simple acknowledgment that everyone else is just as vulnerable as you. Even the seemingly insurmountable and untouchable ones.

Give it a shot, user. Tell us if you've had any successes/failures.

Practise makes perfect, right? I guess you'll have to sing me to sleep every night then ;)