Good evening, Anonymous! How was your weekend?

Good evening, Anonymous! How was your weekend?

>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION

>Want a tarot reading? Great! Just roll some dubs. Or trips. Or quads. (GETS)
Ask me a question, and I'll use the cards to answer it. Name a topic, such as career or love-life, and I'll interpret the reading based on the topic. Tarot readings take time to craft, but you can remind me if it looks like I missed you. Just don't be obnoxious!

>GETs can be donated to others.
If you see someone else failing to GET, feel free to give them your dubs. Just make sure it's a specific person. Offering them up vaguely to everyone leads to confusion.

>Can't GET? Give us a name, and my junior shrine maidens will deliver to you a fortune cookie.
A fortune cookie is a short blurb about your luck for 2017. The name can be made up or real, doesn't matter.

>Advice is free, give and receive as you wish.
>Be patient. Be kind. I love you all very much.

hello reimu, how are you tonight?

I can't post in both places at once.
I'm here, but I'll probably be in Alice's for a bit longer, which will be depleting my picture reserve.

We'll see.

Al here, but I'll also be monitoring Alice's thread and eating dinner, so I might be stretched thin.

The shrine will be here when you're ready. Take your time.

well, you guys have fun in alice's thread, i guess

I'm still here, love, just pulled thin between a few things going on.

how's everyone doing, anyway?

dicks out for this thread

REIMU!
AL!

-S

I'm mostly here, only lurking in Alice's thread in case anyone that's been through problems like mine pop up and I can help.

Hey Shadow, what's going on?

-Al

>tfw I'll never get dubs
>tfw I'll never know if I'll ever not be lonely

1 off

Not much, just fighting boss bat- INSOMNIA.

How are you?

-S

yo I do my own readings thank you very much.

I'm ready.

Ohayo.

hello there friend, how are you?

is it weird if these threads always give me a boner?

Good! Less work for me. Feel free to do some in my place tonight, too.

Fighting insomnia can be hard. Usually I just exhaust myself to the point where I can't help but go to sleep. I'm doing well, just finished dinner, but I'll probably have to go make myself a second serving.

-Al

I got dubs replying to myself, surely that counts?

It's pretty weird.

I believe it does, people are usually able to reroll or make a question after they get dubs. Some kind people even donate theirs.

-Al

About to do chores.. ugh.
What's going on tonight?

That's because you're too lewd.

yes, lewd is good

what's dinner tonight?

oh hey it's that one person that's you. hi you.

Good to hear. Also, bon appetit!

And it begins folks, Al's activated the GET machine.

Lurk more you spastic newfag.

Yep, it's me, that one person. Hi you too!

It counts. What's your question for the cards?

Also, pick one.

>fairy
>dragon
>arthurian knight
>Platonic archetypes

you are indeed one person, the one person who uses that one person in that one image

Where are my manners. How are you doing tonight Reimu?

Toasted Ravioli and Marinara sauce.

Oops, those gets are supposed to be for the anons. I'll end up gifting it to someone eventually.

-Al

...

Will I ever stop being so lonely?

I pick Dragon

Good on you!

-S

You doing different tarot spreads now?

#DicksOut4Rei

Ça va. Comment ca va?

After months of feeling nothing but never ending anguish over the fact that the girl I fell in love with didn't actually love me back, I've finally come to terms with everything and I'm ready to move on.

-Nico

color me envious.

that sure is a penis right there.

looks like my excuse to slack off wore off

Which is why I'm gonna kick her in the clitoris when I see her tomorrow.

I came back to a 404'd Alice thread. Damn. And I was having a lovely conversation too.

All in the past now. Good evening, everyone.

>Four of Pentacles
You or someone close to you is very money oriented. This card indicates a person who has an unhealthy grasping control of finances. You could receive gifts, even a possible inheritance.

>King of Wands
A masculine influence, who is powerful in the business world, could guide you in an important decision. Ambition and leadership qualities will get you ahead in your career. Beware that haste and ego do not get you into trouble.

>Ace of Swords
You are in the process of making decisions that will affect your life for some time. A new period or cycle of much activity is imminent. Beware of activity without thought.

Typical dragon, telling you you're gonna get money as an answer to "will I ever stop being lonely."


There are several decks to choose from now. Sometimes I pick it myself, and sometimes I let them choose.

evening beautiful.

I'm doing well, it's been pretty hectic for me, but I'm handling it. Keep up the good work with the threads.

So, what are you going to do now that you're moving on?

It took a bit of work to make, but it was worth it.

Hey 2B, I've started your get machine bright and early. How have you been?

-Al

Hope you weren't brooding pining for her for too long. Good to hear that you're ready to move forward. That being said, what's your next step? Single and improve or are you on the prowl once more?

rolling

sprechen sie deuch?

good evening B2, how are you tonight?

I like 2B and Jill, all other avafags go die in a fire.

Basic the Dragon is saying, "fuck bitches, get money."

-S

There will always be someone better~

Don't underestimate my ability to arrive late!

Dragons do love their gold

At least I could buy friends

That explains why you ignored me!

And I'd been saving these cuddles all this time, too!

i fap to them all equally

I...hey, Jill.

Al, I'm not even upset anymore. All the better for people to get their fortunes told.

Two to donate: 2B. And I'm doing alright, thank you.

Nep, no outbursts here, please. Could we speak on Steam after the threads?

rolling for if i should move and leave everything behind for a fresh start

just like anything else worth eating, it seems.

I'm glad you feel ready to make the first few steps. good luck.

everyone here's nice, not just us, hon

Always on schedule, but never on time? What's up, Izaya?

Well, where are they? Don't hold out on me.

god dam i have watched the wall for more thne 30 mins for real
also hello everyone

potato potatoe, glad to hear your doing well

how the do you guys to know everyones avatar jew name?

The feeling is mutual, you sociopathic spic.

Like I said, I'm gonna kick her in the clitoris.

Seriously though, I'm going to call her out as a massive bitch. I'm also thinking about getting back in contact with an old friend of mine. She probably isn't too fond of me, but I at least want to try and make amends.

-Nico

*jumps at you*
*grabs*
*hugs*
*squeezes*

mmph! You're so comfy.

Add my dubs to the list of free ones please. Ja, aber es war ein lange Zeit von als ich hat oft gemachen.

Though that's what makes it worth it.

Always on time, but never on schedule? What's up, Izaya? (Yes, I copied the style 2Bs comment on purpose)

-Al

Mit der Magie von Google, können Sie sprechen jede Sprache.

Yep.

Just be careful not to end up like Drake.

How foreboding...I hope you find yourself feeling well.

-phi

2B i checked your game look nice
also wonder how you got in to it after you said your not interested that much in games ?

Howdy shadow

-phi

Wouldn't be my entertainment of choice, but I can't judge. At least, not openly. Good to see you, ed.

Apparently your character's name is Lucoa?

Google helps.

Fuck this is some grade A autism. Thanks for the laugh op.

Drake?

i only speak a tiny ammount of swiss german, what are you saying?

Hi you.

I was told by Koi if I saw you around to say Hi for him. So, hi!

No! That's waaay to late for me.
Yeah! But most don't add anything!
We need more people like you!
The circlejerk game is strong!
Want to learn how to tie a noose? I could help you.

HAI PHI! How goes it?

-S

How can I carry all these dubs?

it took you this long to figure it out? ive known it since ive started using it

Evening madam!

-phi

bah gawd praise you for dat ass

But but!

Your statement is accurate. (as always)
Everything seems to be continuing at a decent pace. My distractions are dissipating a little at a time.

Not too shabby. I'm Hella anxious at the moment but that's about it. What's new with you?


-phi

I mean... that wouldn't be my recommendation, but it's your life. hope it all works out in the end.

you've succeeded in making me hungry again.

we love you too, user.

I mean, I don't add a whole lot around here either, I don't think. nice booty.

>Those trips
>Dat ass

-Nico

A bitch, huh? Those are fighting words. What did she do to you, Nico?

*catches you* Easy now! My servos are a bit sore after this weekend.

Assistant *nods*

I'm not. But every so often, a game or two catches my eye. I'm a fan of Yoko Taro's works. I love convoluted story lines.

Only if you demonstrate its use first. Thanks for making these threads toxic.

The wall? you mean pink floyed the wall?

Well, I hope it works out well for you in the end. I'm usually against revenge, but it would probably be useless for me to try to convince you not to without knowing the situation or anything, so good luck.

I suppose I should have used gesprachen rather than gemachen, oh well, mistakes like that can't be fixed.

Hey phi, what's up?

By putting them in a dub-ffel bag? Or by giving them away.

Good for you, good luck on making progress on it now that you have less distractions.

That's funny. I get that a lot from people.

Damn, phi must be rubbing off on me, this was Al in case you couldn't guess.

Not much new here, thanks for asking though.

Why the anxiety, is it about your class? Or, has that already started?

-S

Smooth one, Jill. You're making progress. At this rate, you must have at least 4 out of the ten hearts necessary to win 2B's heart, right? That's how it works?
Hello, 2B. Your presence is extra relieving for me tonight.

Hello Hikari. Why are you working as messenger for Koi?

I am so sorry, Reimu. But Al and his luck are at it again.

I don't watch anime very often.

I'll get on mid-way through the thread. Is that more acceptable?

I could use some guidance on coping with distraction. Care to share your methods?

How was the storm? Or is it still lingering?

-phi

interesting i may give it try , normally not my type of game overall but may like it if is good
my rooms wall , just staring in it and thinking

That's no fun...I'm sorry Nico.

-phi

Hm? Koi lives in an odd timezone and was going to sleep, so he asked for that favor.

>storm
There was a storm here too! People's umbrellas were breaking from the wind and curbs were flooding. It made driving pretty rad though!