I once made my attractive female Music Theory professor break down into tears w/ my genius. She thought it was probably the best thing that she had ever heard from the last 20 or so years. Yes, we did have sex eventually, in which she reached orgasm numerous times - my penis is at least 9 inches in length w/ very impressive girth. I compose the greatest work out there today. I have heard most of the musical canon, can sing fluently in 5 languages (Mandarin, Latin, Greek, Spanish, and of course, English), and my lyricism is to music what Joyce is to literature. A different professor of mine once said that if I do not go down in musical history, then musical history has failed us. I once met Scaruffi in person, where we had a deep and detailed conversation about Captain Beefheart, and he told me that I was "incredibly competent and wise young man." My philosophy professor praised my lyrics, saying that they have "the emotional depth of Coleridge and the precise linguistic mastery of Yeats." Upon graduating college, I will release my masterpiece which will undoubtedly shock the world. It is profoundly imaginative, reaches a Beethoven-level of musical perfection, and effortlessly dismantles the superficiality/degeneration of modern culture w/ a violent and powerful personal confession contained in the lyrics, reaching beyond the modern age to something much greater. I am tall (6'2") and strikingly good looking, so I have many female admirers, but have often ignored them for the sake of my music. I have even received a love letter from a lovely petite brunette in my sophomore year. After being accepted into a highly selective program at my university (highly prestigious, of course - my IQ is Mensa-level), I have had the opportunity to work w/ the greatest musicians and poets alive today, all of whom have been blown away by my work. After releasing my album, I plan to study at Oxford or to travel around Russia, my homeland.
one time i squeaked out a fart that i knew sounded a Db because i had clair de lune stuck in my head
Ryder Morgan
Stop spamming the same forced meme, you shitlord.
Daniel Baker
pls post work
Xavier Scott
I play piano in the dorm common room every day and occasionally some girls will walk in and just to tell me I'm really good.
I just play scales or piano covers of jpop & mac demarco songs but apparently they think it sounds impressive.
Cooper Roberts
Anyone else here actual /musicalgenius/?
I once made my attractive female Music Theory professor break down into tears w/ my genius. She thought it was probably the best thing that she had ever heard from the last 20 or so years. Yes, we did have sex eventually, in which she reached orgasm numerous times - my penis is at least 9 inches in length w/ very impressive girth. I compose the greatest work out there today. I have heard most of the musical canon, can sing fluently in 5 languages (Mandarin, Latin, Greek, Spanish, and of course, English), and my lyricism is to music what Joyce is to literature. A different professor of mine once said that if I do not go down in musical history, then musical history has failed us. I once met Scaruffi in person, where we had a deep and detailed conversation about Captain Beefheart, and he told me that I was "incredibly competent and wise young man." My philosophy professor praised my lyrics, saying that they have "the emotional depth of Coleridge and the precise linguistic mastery of Yeats." Upon graduating college, I will release my masterpiece which will undoubtedly shock the world. It is profoundly imaginative, reaches a Beethoven-level of musical perfection, and effortlessly dismantles the superficiality/degeneration of modern culture w/ a violent and powerful personal confession contained in the lyrics, reaching beyond the modern age to something much greater. I am tall (6'2") and strikingly good looking, so I have many female admirers, but have often ignored them for the sake of my music. I have even received a love letter from a lovely petite brunette in my sophomore year. After being accepted into a highly selective program at my university (highly prestigious, of course - my IQ is Mensa-level), I have had the opportunity to work w/ the greatest musicians and poets alive today, all of whom have been blown away by my work. After releasing my album, I plan to study at Oxford or to travel around Russia, my homeland.
Hudson Morris
Excuse me, you just repeated what I've written. Please say something original.
Hudson Williams
... I'm waiting?
Liam Price
GTFO
Levi Brooks
I'm not leaving.
Wyatt Edwards
Post your music, faggit
Austin Peterson
uh huh so what college are you at and what do you think of OK Computer ?
Nathan Murphy
Post your music or shut the fuck up
Thomas King
New frontier of psytrance: simple alarm
Jonathan Fisher
I once made my attractive female Music Theory professor break down into tears w/ my genius. She thought it was probably the best thing that she had ever heard from the last 20 or so years. Yes, we did have sex eventually, in which she reached orgasm numerous times - my penis is at least 9 inches in length w/ very impressive girth. I compose the greatest work out there today. I have heard most of the musical canon, can sing fluently in 5 languages (Mandarin, Latin, Greek, Spanish, and of course, English), and my lyricism is to music what Joyce is to literature. A different professor of mine once said that if I do not go down in musical history, then musical history has failed us. I once met Scaruffi in person, where we had a deep and detailed conversation about Captain Beefheart, and he told me that I was "incredibly competent and wise young man." My philosophy professor praised my lyrics, saying that they have "the emotional depth of Coleridge and the precise linguistic mastery of Yeats." Upon graduating college, I will release my masterpiece which will undoubtedly shock the world. It is profoundly imaginative, reaches a Beethoven-level of musical perfection, and effortlessly dismantles the superficiality/degeneration of modern culture w/ a violent and powerful personal confession contained in the lyrics, reaching beyond the modern age to something much greater. I am tall (6'2") and strikingly good looking, so I have many female admirers, but have often ignored them for the sake of my music. I have even received a love letter from a lovely petite brunette in my sophomore year. After being accepted into a highly selective program at my university (highly prestigious, of course - my IQ is Mensa-level), I have had the opportunity to work w/ the greatest musicians and poets alive today, all of whom have been blown away by my work. After releasing my album, I plan to study at Oxford or to travel around Russia, my homeland.
OP writes chap hop and ghostwrites for Steam Powered Giraffe.
Angel Rodriguez
op is homosexual
Lucas Young
*farts*
Alexander Perez
haha pls be copypasta xD
Henry Gutierrez
to avoid bumping another thread off with more bullshit. Im looking with music similar with the part with the drums on this song: youtube.com/watch?v=6tZ_uwDlmPY
