Whats the best way to commit suicide? Best meaning the funniest or most attention grabbing

whats the best way to commit suicide? Best meaning the funniest or most attention grabbing

Dress up like a Furry and an hero by cop in a public place whilst screaming Allahu Akbar?

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Attention grabbing? Live televised event, funniest? Literally drink bleach.

Thought of another one: Place dildo in butt, belly flop onto public place from high distance. Everyone gets to watch a poopy dildo rocket

Why you asking?

Hijack a plane and fly it into the new world trade centers

If i ever stop being a bitch and decide to kill myself, I want to go in a way at least people can get a kick out of

If I were to kill myself I'd OD on a bunch of different opiates

Shout "If you oppose President Trump as much as I do and want to save your country from the Nazis and facists in power protest in the only language they speak! Violence!"
>kill self

Preferably, soak yourself in gas/kerosene and immolate yourself on top of a TRUMP flag

Stab youraelf, right in the heart. And then, fall over the ground in a weird pose.
If you want more fun, make the possible to looks like you were murdered

Also Facebook live stream that shit

A kick out of? Just livestream it and link /b to it, the tards will love it.

KCN is the best, i'll in the end of the year.

will definitley stream it, would be a waste not to

Go to the zoo and kick a big cat in the balls.

Take at least four pain pills. Lie in your bed, put a plastic bag around your neck, use duck tape as many as you need to make impossible breath clean air.
If you can, tie a rope in your arms

get a fast used car off a credit card
buy bricks, rope, and a deltaplane
>start car on freeway, with the deltaplane tied to it and ready to be deployed
>once you reach 100mph, put the brick on the gas pedal
>attach deltaplane to your neck, deploy
>neck snaps on impact from deltaplane pull
>you are a flying ragdoll going over 100mph on the freeway in a straight line
>people will never forget

Dress up like the most retarded super hero you can think of, and go try to fight crime.

Fucking gold

>dress up as wizard with explosives under clothing
>jump off a skyscraper on a busy street
>yell 'ALAKAZAM' in a megaphone
>blow yourself up
>peoples face when

if you could actually pull this off it would be fucking godlike

Live stream it on youtube too!
and give it a click-bait title

Put a curling iron in your ass, plug it in and wait till it kills you.

Go up to a group of gangbangers, find the most alpha one and grab is peepee. Get gangraped and die a faggot!

yell "whos dogs barking?!" in a public gathering and shoot yourself in the head without hesitation as you have gathered everyones attention

this but put bags of glitter under the wizard clothing

I remember a greentext like this.
>Get a CC you can max out
>Buy fast as all fuck convertible
>Buy assault rifle and blanks
>Get a brick
>Get a noose
>Get a parachute
Now here's where it gets fun
>Get deep into the heart of Las Vegas
>Fire off blanks at police officers
>GTFO INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT WITH COPS FOLLOWING YOU
>Be sure before following the next steps you have a news chopper following you
>Tie noose to the steering wheel and put the rope around your neck
>Put brick onto gas
>Pull hood of convertible down if you haven't already
>Stand up on the seat and do whatever vulgar motion you'd like
>Deploy parachute
>Fly into the sky with a bunch of cops now chasing a car being driven by a flying corpse
>All caught on live TV because of the news chopper