Howdy. What can Easy Pete do for you?

Howdy. What can Easy Pete do for you?

can i have some dynamite

Too dangerous. Gonna kill all yourselves if I let you touch it. Better to leave it buried - safer that way.

( 10/25 explosives) How hard could it be? Just light and throw!

can i have some dynamite

[SUCCEEDED] Uh huh. Guess you know what you're doing. I'll go dig it up and get it ready. You'll have it by the time the fighting starts.
Told you before - it's too dangerous for a bunch of amateurs to handle.

fuck off with your ghoul lookin' ass is what you can do

I need your help against a gang of... nah fuck it I'm going to Vegas. See you later.

HE ONLY HAD A 10/25 EXPLOSIVES THIS ISN'T FALLOUT 3 HOW DID HE PASS THE CHECK

Fallout 4 is better! *Throws kek bomb and jumps out window before I get caught*

No respect for the elderly these days.

Join The Minutemen! Make The Commonwealth Great Again!!

What in blazes?
We've been hearing stories about Legionaries on the Nevada side of the river, so keep a gun handy. You don't want to get caught by them.

...

Stop!

At least its not raining.

Suckle on my 4 inch cock, Pete.

This'll be fun!

can i touch your benis

Howdy there partner

BASTARD!

Hey Easy Pete, can you make me into a super hot trap?

>playing fallout new vegas
>kill doc Mitchell
>kill everyone in goodsprings
>go to nipton
>kill powder gayger
>get attacked by doghead legion nigger, wtf

BASTARD

Trudy, that you?

Give me your fucking dynamite oldfag

How bout this?

Gahulgh!