What it feels to be in love?

what it feels to be in love?

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I wish I knew

like bags of sand

like butterflies in your stomach at first and after like a pain in the ass

Blow your cheeks up with air then touch them with your hands
It's kinda like that

Now the first time you fall in love with somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a shit if you're fuckin' Don Juan or John Holmes. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that fuckin' tower that came on all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he ejaculated on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no fuckin' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no fuckin' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I jerked off on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... shit... now I do it just to watch their fuckin' expression change.

>what it feels to be
Nice English, Pajeet. I'm sure you'll find love eventually with flowery language like that.

It feels really bad especially when your one it is is already taken

Like being stuck between a jeep and a mailbox.

Ah yes, the famous beach opposite the houses of parliament, well known landmark.

no bully pls

This that prom shit
This that 'what we do, don't tell your mom' shit

That movie gave me the feels really hard.

Any other (good) movies about long distance relationships?

I wanna fuck the sink
then give you something to drink

Maybe you should consider going to an imageboard that is in your native language. If there isn't one, well, why the fuck do you think Sup Forums was created? Moot wanted an English language image board because he didn't know Japanese and he didn't want to shit up 2chan, so he created one. There's nothing stopping you from doing the same and keeping your gibberish from shitting up the site.

Kind of like how you felt about the girl you had a crush on in high school, but 50% less obsession and you actually care more about her/his safety instead of your own.

no bully pls

What a well thought out and articulated response! With rebuttals like these, I can tell you're really going to contribute a lot of good, original content here.

The scene where neither of them can decide what they want to do for lunch summarised relationships for me perfectly.

no bully pls

Feels like you should check 'em

I guess it's like this

wew lad

It feels 404.

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That's just too much user

and maybe this also

No, it's not, you fucking aspie retard.

Overrated?

>wanting to die because you can't fall asleep on the account of her body is like a fucking oven
Virgins will never know these feels.

Like you want to talk about something kind of serious but not too important to your gf, but just a minute with her and you're already laughing about something completely off-topic. Like when you're with her you just feel better, more complete, and generally happier.

I miss you Chandler ;_;

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who's he looking at?

Amazing, you'd do anything to be around that girl. You'd think about her all her time, the rest of your life is just a distraction from the girl. You don't fantasize about fucking her, you just want to hold her hand and lay in the grass.

Until, of course, they leave you for someone else.

It's not worth it - love is just a kick in the gut.

my waifu

>chandler
Hella gay son.

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Why are there so many stock photos of this guy contemplating suicide?

His wife getting blacked.

jesus

Top fucking kek

Anyone in a real relationship knows you never actually sleep next to your partner. You cuddle next to your partner and then you fuck right off away from them when you're tired enough to actually doze off

EVERY.FUCKING.TIME!

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"weeeew lad"

t b h

He probably shot them all in succession

Then he shot himself?

Probably not.

I MEAN DAMN WHAT WOULD JEROMEY ROMEY ROMEY ROMEY ROMEY ROMEY ROMEY ROMEY ROMEY ROMEY ROMEY ROME THINK

It's like that, you know it's like that
I get it hemmed now you never get the mic back
When I attack there ain't a army that could strike back
So I react, never calmly, on a hype track

It feels pretty great when you love for the first time. You actually believe nothing will go wrong, that your girl is a real princess, and that love triumphs over everything. You believe your love is special and unique, and that she's the one.

Then that all gets ripped away because women are fickle. Love doesn't feel the same after that. You lust after women, sure, and fuck them. But the emotions aren't really there anymore.

This is why women always complain about the guys they settle with. "Oh he's never romantic". Men just don't feel anything anymore by the time they settle down. Women essentially become sentient cumbuckets and romance hardly ever comes into play. I mean, would you buy flowers for the tissue you jerked into? No, I didn't think so.

I don't like sand.

What movie is this?

Not Your Life starring someone who isn't you.

Like warm apple pie

>current year
>not having a fart fetish
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This. Had only one long romantic relationship, but still I just want someone cute to cuddle and occasionally fuck.

GEDDAN

Guess you've got everything figured out then huh kid lol