Walk-in. See this

Walk-in. See this.

Wat do?

can't even get the succ cuz she might eat my dick man, shit

Masturbate on a thigh each day. Have her order me around and insult me. I feed her ice cream and steaks. I love my fat queen!

Man the harpoons

Damn I think people pay her for that

Commit suicide

Turn 360 degrees and get the hell out of there

When everyone on here would fuck her but act like they wouldn't.

Yeah baby, rock my world.

See that , and get horny and do my shit leave and never tell any1, done it before lol

Same body type as my mom, but not my mom so I'd bang.

she was hot when she was a small BBW, but now she is super-sized and not as sexy.

how's her name i forgot.

Do a somersault and land on her

Turn 360feet around her and walk out of there

would smash the shit out of that fat cunt. then ignore her calls except for when i need a lay

>Call the Jap whaling fleet, and tell them they missed one.
>Call Sea World, and ask if there is a reward
>Call Sea Shepherd, and watch them chase the Japs around the front yard.

Look around the room for Slave Leia.

I knew Lisa got fat, but not that fat. Damn. It's sort of sad to see.

Jesus Christ. Lisa Sparxxx was one of my earliest faps. What the fuck happened?

How young are you? Only curious. My earliest faps were whatever I could find on Kazaa.

Pic related.

I'm 30. By first faps I mean first time jerking it to full-on hardcore Internet porn vids. I spent years prior jacking off to the lingerie section of home shopping catalogues.

Haha well, you're a couple years older than me. Didn't know Lisa was active that long ago.

Grab my 12 Gauge, and go Elephant hunting.

Already passed the event horizon at that point, time to die.

You mean 180 stupid retarded nigger

I like 'em thick, but this is too much. I jacked it to Lisa Sparxxx many times in the past, but now... It's not gonna happen.