Have you ever fucked a prostitute?

Have you ever fucked a prostitute?
If so, how was it?

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Fun but ultimately too expensive to be a regular occurence

expensive but yes ok some are rough as fuck tho

Yes, once a week

range from the worst imaginable to some of the most incredible sex you'll ever have

yea..once it was gross.some nasty crack head.sucked good tho.one time at massage place and 9/10 Asian giving hand job and stopped.went got condom and let me fuck her..had to be quiet tho Cuz mama San in other room..she was tight as fuck and super sexy.

any pics of the asian qt

i worked for hillary clinton's 2008 campaing... yeah whored up real good

Nice quads..nope

>campaing
>ng

Yea... I believe you for some odd reason

How do you determine a high quality establishment such as this?

Loose, robotic, mundane... uninspiring.

Nothing worse than being the 10th dude fucking the same starfish watching her watch

3 or 4 times.

Cost me between $120 and $200 cdn a pop

Wasn't really worth it.

Isn't that a spelling mistake instead of grammar one? Maybe you shouldn't be so condescending.

Damn, out here in BC it costs 300 for good pussy

Don't do it, OP.

You risk aids for the worst sexual experience of your life and you're also out about 150-200 bucks.

Go watch some porn and you'll feel better.

Every time i see CDN i think "Canada Dineros"

If you already have a time machine to get you to BC, just invent shit and make bank first

fucked between 10 and 20, lost track, spent close to 5k, its a lot of fun, but you regret spending the cash the second you blow

1 time when I was 28. I would describe it as the most boring sex I've ever had she was basicly a blow up doll with a real pussy. I would recommend waiting till you get laid next its worth the wait hookers are just a hole for rent

BC = British Columbia

Fuck off burger

She's p cute.

Burger? what the fuck kind of insults are coming out of BC? Must be cause the people are so fucken stupid and desperate they're spending $300 on pussy.

Fucked 2. 1 from minx escorts and 1 from mirage escorts in Toronto. Shit was cash.

its 300 cause our women aren't fat ass coal burners, sucks being an americunt

just fuck some gross fat nerd girl for free.

STD free and doesn't cost a dime.

go to the bars, there are always gross desperate girls that never get any attention.

you don't even have to kiss them. its not rocket science.

Not all americans are fat. Most arent. Theres just huge pockets of blubber around the country

anyone ever recorded fucking one? i tried last time and she caught me, gave me the worst sex ever after that

I usually pay extra to make a vid, get a spy cam and do outcalls if you wanna make free vids

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I as surprised at how fast she dropped her clothes. Seeing a woman get naked in front of you definitely is a good feeling. Sadly I didnt feel anything because of what they call the deathgripe syndrome

do it all the time. mostly use my phone when i can. I also bought some cheap chinese hidden camera glasses, but broke after a few uses.

Never been fully caught, but have had suspicions at times

those are averages dipshit.. putting your cock in diseased cunts is still gonna get you sick

anyone done anal with a hooker? rate the experience

Of course they're averages you fucking mong. You're stupid as hell

Bunch of times. I only go high-end, though. Not worth doing it otherwise, imo. I can get ugly skanks who don't know how to fuck on my own for free. If I'm paying, I want a well-reviewed girl who looks like a model and fucks like a pornstar.

Under those circumstances, it's a pretty great time.

Married twice, so more or less....not off the street though
>disease scares me

Why would I waste my time doing that when I could have an absolute stunner for a relatively small amount of a resource I have in relative abundance (money)?

Sure, I could get a fat, ugly bitch for free, but what's the point? Getting something you don't want for free isn't a good deal.

That's why you wear a condom dumbass

you're really talking about grammar who gives a fuck about that shit you're on Sup Forums

lame as fuck. some women, especially in Asia its just some shit job. its only worth it if she is a nasty slut that fucks so many people that she needs to charge because her schedule is over packed full of dick

Twice, both at Asian massage parlours. First time was awesome, thick cute Korean girl who really seemed to be into it. Second time sucked, older broad who was totally going through the motions.

Don't think I'll waste my money on it again

I have been really lonely and desperate, and paid $60 for a street crack whore to blow me ... a few times. Each time I felt like shit afterwards.

I have also paid $200 for a visiting escort that I found on BackPage ... and regretted it immediately.

Aaaaaand ... I have paid $220/hr for repeated visits to an absolutely fantastic escort, who I will continue to visit for as long as she is around.

Yeah. I've had 2. One was a crack head, and the aunt if this girl that I temporarily dated. Cost me 10 bucks. We used a condom of course. And the 2nd one was with a lady who used to be a "working girl" when she was younger. She was in her like, late thirties. I met her in the lobby of the hotel I was staying in. She needed cab fare. I told her I'd order her an über, and that convinced her to revert back to being a little whore for favors. She sucked and swallowed my load. Cost me 20 dollars, but like I said, it went to the über. Before she starting blowing, she said "this takes me back to when I was in my early 20's." Whores are a man's friend, so long as you protect yourself.

Not the guy you're replying to, but a lack of grammar displays how fucking stupid you are. People like to get defensive, and say shit like "oooh grammar Nazi, blah, blah, blah." But the truth is, you're an illiterate fuck, and you should strive to improve your inability to properly spell words. I've been corrected before, and I always just correct the spelling, and thank the person who spotted it. Grammar is insight into a person's education level. Remember that.

Yes I have and if it was worth it completely depended on the night/girl/situation I've been with 118 hookers to date but none in the last 20 years or so. All of them were street girls I've never had what you kids these days would call "escorts" Price points as low as $5 for a handy from the desperate crack head type to the most which was $50. Had a CD or 5 the rest were girls, average was $20 for head $30 to $40 for a fuck always in the car besides a few times where I brought them back to my place.

Some of the girls were pretty damn hot and others were pretty beat up looking but at some point it became an addiction and I'm talking almost every night of the week on my way home from work or on the way to work depending on my shift hours. Had a couple girls that were old reliable types and picked them up at least a time or two per week and of the 118 most were blow jobs, only fucked 12 of them.

I learned that I can cum from ass play because of a hooker, I learned that a CD sucks cock better than any woman I've ever been with and the excitement of riding around and finding the "right girl" on any given night was as addicting as the head or fucking was. The rush of possibly getting caught in a parking lot with a cheap whore sometimes girls I'd probably never want to see in the light of day and others looked like the girl next door type to the point that I almost felt bad getting head from them because you just knew it was a fucked up situation that pushed them into sucking cock at 2 in the morning.

Again, Yes I have and was it worth it, Yes, I actually miss it a lot but I am in a relationship thats not worth fucking up for that rush again.

If ya want any more info just ask

I've hired a prostitute but ended up not fucking her. I got too scared that she'd be an undercover cop so I cried and pretended like I was gay and trying to hide it by having sex with her and she just comforted me for a while. The thing is I see her all the time at the laundromat and I have to pretend to be gay there so she'll never find out what autistic spaz I am

What's a CD?

See, dude. I like you. We could get into a lot of whore searching adventures together. I imagine we would go on whore seeking vacations, to other countries. We'd travel to Cambodia, Thailand, the phillipines, mexico, guatemala, and other parts of Latin America. I wish I had a buddy like that.

Crossdresser

cross dresser

Crossdresser

Hell, we could even try to start our own porn website.

awkward, I've had two and I argued with both
first was arguing to spend the rest of the half hour fucking instead of sucking, the agreement was 80 for half an hour and she wanted another 80 to fuck
I won the argument but the resulting fucking was so awkward I didn't manage to cum
second one I got in an argument over whether she came or not, she made noise but how the fuck is a prostitute gonna cum? I figured she was trying to make me feel good and I was angry about it, was pretty good fucking though

either way I figure what I like about sex the most is the closeness, and making her cum, and feeling her cum, and knowing that I did that, and the closeness

table showers mean happy endings, watch out they expect a tip
I got a handy once and the girl didn't speak much english and she was like "ooh so big, so strong" which was a great ego boost

I tried with one in Brazil but she started crying.

20ish here, in the same situation as you. Just tell me that i will find love.

Considering you're still conflating grammar and spelling, maybe you're not the best person to comment on either of those things.

Fraid finding love is up to you, Had I not, I'd still be adding to the tally

How thick we talking, user? Can you greentext it?

very, very, very boring...its like they want to hurry up and finish....don't waste your money......

The definition of grammar. "The whole system and structure of a language or of languages in general, usually taken as consisting of syntax and morphology (including inflections) and sometimes also phonology and semantics."

By definition, grammar includes spelling. So yeah, maybe I am the best person because spelling is a component of grammar, and you're too fucking stupid to understand that.

So what the fuck do you have to say now, you little bitch boy? Why you look so scared? Why are you so shook, my man? Because you're a fucking, retard?

i booked one once before cristmas she was cheap but looked decent in pics profile said she was white and pics looked good so met up with her at a hotel,
the reality

she was some arab crosbreed fat and ugly as fuck

i was gonna walk away but she looked woulded when i turned my back on her so i decided id just let her suck me off,
she was fucking terrible at sucking cock wouldent do anything else she just said i could fuck her with condom or get a bj and it was fucking awfull at one point she bent over on all fours and looking at her i went as soft as a fucking wet noodle.

she then started acting like a prick about the time and such which made things even harder
id been there 10 minutes she kept saying we only have an hour,

i left and she traced me somehow on faceboook and harrassed me and my family about it all.

from my experience dont bother.

Compact disc

Compact Disc

What now, bitch? What the fuck now?

I have and it was great but i wont do it again. Not for morality or anything its just expensive. If i wasnt me i would do it again but im too busy to worry about the law. I can just trick a bitch into fucking me.

Get raged for grammar on a prostitute thread.
Newfaggs

I'm married to one. She only works when I work overseas. She's a 10/10 $1000 a day, and loves making porn

I don't have jealousy issues, and she sends me so much porn I have a 1TB drive already full
dropbox /s/gs2yh3jecs6fkra/2017-02-17%2021.15.49.wmv?dl=0

Lol, just what a bitch would say when she's been beat!

Go to oahu hawaii and every massage parlour is a sex shop. 200$/hr but was worth it the one time i did it. 9/10 asian girl amd super tight also got a soapie after. Wont do it again but i had my expirience once so im done.

Newfag? You're the newfag. People argue about anything, on any thread. This is the way it's always been. All it takes is one person to say anything that is wrong, and someone else fucks then up with facts. You must be the new one here to know not know that.

Blonde on the left. Excuse the photo, this was after a long day (not working)

I actually responded to myself on that one. That was my comment.

Not that I want to get a hooker (only if I become a wizard), but how do you find them? The ones on backpage are gross looking and sketchy

Unless those are the type of hookers you fuck

Do they include having sex with hookers as an average? Ever noticed they include "have you paid or been paid to have sex with someone in the last year" when you donate blood? Because they don't want your filthy HIV positive blood.

I had one blow me in a back alley in Honolulu, was supposed to give her $100 but just pushed her down and ran like hell

SeeI gave a solid rundown. I know it might be hard to get there but thats where i had mine.

No, but me and my gf were talking about hiring one in Amsterdam when we go. I think its lame to pay for sex, but fuck it, It's different there. Has anyone had any similar experiences?

fake tr harder

If there are no family/friends in the house, then sh'e naked pretty much all day long

Military?

Quite a few, you basically get what you pay for. Best BJ was in Columbia, young girl with awesome tits, plus she swallowed.
Best fuck was in Miami, paid her to spend the night, hot as fuck, it wqs a gfe and ended up hat-tricking her.
Another good one was in Croatia, young, beautiful and also spent the night for 1/10 the price of Miami.
I stay away from street whores, they are cheap but wind up being just a warm hole to stick your Dick into.

nice knowing your girlfriend's a whore, michael

>one off

Ehh let em go at least he shared.

jesus christ

Like I said. No jealousy issues here. We 3some a lot when I'm home with her hot friends

Well, you have to cruise for them. Cruise around the hotels in the bad areas. Go online, look for the worst rated hotels, and that's a good place to start. They aren't just always going to be standing outside, you have to hunt the whores down. Imagine if you're playing Pokemon and you're hunting for the common slut. You have to get out there and search. But you have to search in the bad areas. Or, you can pay an escort $150-$200 for their service. Alternatively, you can also go to a strip club and bribe one of the strippers who is giving you a lap dance, but it's going to run you about $100-$200

Nice try Michael

Thats.... Not average. Plus i wouldve fucking found her. Probably just assault her but if they wanna play games ill play them better

>implying HIV only lasts for a year

DAYUM. is that one of her clients? how much would she charge for me to fuck her like that for an hour?

should have fucked her up fgt u blew it

Not me

$200. 2 hours. Cum as many times as you like

after one year, you know if your infected

>tried
>failed
>becoming trany

Nah, was there for a football game

Ya, go fuck a goat, spell it like on 5• grade, spell this too newfagg cunt made a debate for grammar on a shitpost and get newfagged rage

My hooker just had sex and i left. Idfk about the other guy.