Alright, CYOA time!

Alright, CYOA time!
With crappy pixel art!
Dubs decides the action that you take.
I can do this for 2 more hours.

You get an items bar.

You find a backpack on the ground.
This backpack gives you an inventory that is shown onscreen at all times.

He does a sick back flip

There is a giant black guy behind him

You find a cat.

You find a dildo on the ground and decide to wear it on your head like a human unicorn

Come on guys, someone get dubs!
I've been waiting for ten minutes...

A huge spacecraft shaped like a penis lands in the field.

A parrot appears with a pirate on its shoulder.

damn, this gun b gud

roll

...

He finds a sword and twirls it around, the parrot challenges his to a duel

I just started doing pixel sprites and using paint.
I've literally just started, and I'm using this as a way of improving my skills.

guy fucks parrot, makes bird person

the parrot shoots fire out of its mouth. the man defends himself using a black man as a human shield.

69 count?

(remember to refer to yourself in the first person.
This is you looking at a parrot with a pirate on its shoulder)

Sorry, dubs only.

I befriend the parrot and have it lead me to the nearest city.

i create nazi party, armbands/ mustaches for parrot and I

roll

Dude engages in western style duel with the parrot

A table appears with a cake on top

last roll for nazi parrot

Pirate betrays parrot, and inventory bar

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Pirate shits all over parrot and the parrot has to excuse himself from the screen, back to square one.

The parrot flies off into the distance.

While looking, you see the pirate fall off, never to be seen again.

You decide to put on your wizard clothes.

Rip parot

you join the kkk and kill a nigger

a gay almost falls on me from the roof of a near by mousqe

BOSS BATTLE

so close roll

You kill a guy who thinks traps aren't gay

rolling

jack off a cowboy for +20 exp!!!

Using your wizard powers, you wipe out all niggers in the planet.

winrar

Build shrine for dead niggers.

The cowboy turns into a whale and kills you, ending the adventure

lmao

if dubs i want a hitler statue

fuck yeah

...

[Achievement Unlocked: Brokeback Wizard's Tower]

use our wizard powers to summon a hot gf made of smaller, equally hot gfs

You use your wizard powers to summon a cowboy and jack him off.

(new rule: first reply that gets dubs to my latest post counts)

Fuck, uploaded small version.

You make lolis illegal

>60x60
what a let down OP i was looking forward to my get

rerolling

Please refer to my fixed version, .

thank you
rolling for cum morphs into a cow and you and cowboy jack off its udders

The cowboy is actually a wizard and turns you into a large veiny dick

wizard turns into a robot fires lazers at cowboy for not paying

You kill a nigger with an express rifle

an onion moose

space niggers steal the pyramids

benis lol

what hillary is doing at this very moment

rolling for while cowboy is asleep steal his hat and identity, becoming a wizarding gay cowboy

spoopy skeleton appears immune to magic attacks!

reroll XDDD

He cuts his dick off with a sword

No one's gotten dubs yet.

Still waiting.

god dammit i give up on dubs
rolling for singles!
spoopy skeltal attacks gay wizarding cowboy prostitute!

Make a black pixel man hanging from a tree while this pixel guy burns it down

...

this rolling for pixel lynching
except lynch black pixel man while other pixel guy jacks off

Nigger boss battle

You found a town

A skeleton pops out

5000 skeletens

he realizes that nothing is true and everything is permitted

draw me failing to roll dubs

Winrar

fuck me....winrar

WASTED DUBS

meme

TOPKEK

lmao

You look over the hill and see a town!

BURN THE FUCKER DOWN WITH MAGIC

you see a dam nearby and decide to flood the town in the name of cthulhu

Lynching AND Nigger Boss Battle

You want to summon a neckbeard-a-tron 5000 to take all waifus in the village

Skeletons invade the town. You decide to help and fight

kek

Rollin lollin

WINRAR

too late friendbeat you to it

Why nigger building? After burn down town but gf for 40k

You burn the town down without lifting a finger.

GOTEEEM, ALSO RAPE CHARRED CORPSES

You nuke a blm protest

Eat the ashes of the people

Dellete your saved game, then kill yourself.

jack off over a burning corpse
make sure you give us a thumbs up supreme wizard

rerolling 'I' delete my save game for this 99th level wizard, and kill myself.

His dick turns black and he jumps into the Grand Canyon out of a 747

reroll