What's your technique to identify whether or not a girl does anal?

What's your technique to identify whether or not a girl does anal?

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Every girl does anal if you pitch it right.

This

If
My big toe fits comfortably inside her rectum... good indicator

this

This.

It's more about angle than pitch though.

I've had anal with like 20 / 35 the girls i've slept with. Just be part of the alt / sex positive movement and everyone is open to everything.

Too bad all you idiots go after bleached blonde normies. If you were to pretend to be a feminist for like 1 month you could probably have anal with 5 girls.

fuck her doggystyle and massage her asshole with your thumb. if she's cool with it you're probably ok to ask. if she flips out then probably not.

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This guy here.
Let me see.
Will post some stats I have of the women I fucked. Give me a sec while I count them.

"Come on, babe. Its small, it wont even hurt"

Fucking love this pic. Don't know how many times I've saved it, but I can't resist.

I see what you did there

Never ask. Bring her in a highly sexualised state and go for it. Asking is tantamount to appealing to her rational mind, where she was taught only bad girls do anal. It sounds bad, but it's true.

this right here

I've fucked 54 women.

Out of all those women. I've done anal with 9.

I actually used to love anal. But I guess I kind of got bored of it. So I could ask to do anal with more of them.

Why, you ask?

Because twice from fucking a girl anally, I got chlamydia. It's extremely painful and takes a doctor visit to get rid of.

There were a few girls who I fucked anally on accident.

Another 2 tried it, but I was too big, but I'm sure I could have gotten it in there if I would have lubed it up.

Out of all the women I fucked... I remember one of them saying she's never done anal, but she'd be willing to try it with me. I remember while I was fucking her, she stopped me and goes, "user? I want you to take it in my ass." But I only got the head in.

With all the others, there only ever was ONE that specifically said she wouldn't do that. And she was my gf for a long time. She was hardcore Mormon. But eventually one day she said that she'd maybe do it once.

My current gf wants to try anal, but I have a pretty big cock and I don't really have the interest at the moment.

My best advice is that if you really want to do anal with a girl. Just eat her out from behind, lick her asshole a lot, start sticking your finger in both holes.

Oh, here's another great one.

While fucking her pussy from behind, you can lube up your finger with spit and slowly push your finger into her asshole. You're ramming your cock so hard, she either doesn't notice or doesn't mind. Then you up it by another finger and eventually, if your dick is slippery enough, you can quickly say, "Hold still baby, I'm going to put it in your ass." Don't even wait for her to respond. She'll be too turned on to refuse. And in most cases, she'll get more turned on by the fact that you're getting turned on.

I usually ask them if they do anal.

4) Under the right circumstances, go for it. If she protests, as in "what are you doing", answer casually "playing with your sexy ass baby". Never make it a taboo. If she outright says no, stop immediately. You approached too soon and missed your opportunity.

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We want to fuck them in the ass not get fucked by them

Do you think someone would do that......Just go on the internet and lie

>I've fucked 54 women

Lol literally stopped reading right there

He isn't lying literally every girl I met begged for anal and they all started clapping when I said yes

Speak for yourself

If she puts a dick in her ass

I'm 33 years old, have an 8 inch cock, but to be fair 2/3rds of the women I fucked were ugly or fat.

I'll include a chart in a minute too.

I wrote down all the women I fucked and rated them on a scale of 1-10 (got bored, lol)

>delusion: the post

by asking her

yea, what are you, two popular boys???
m.youtube.com/watch?v=9PyNlSztFq4

"Accidentally" ram it in her turd cutter while in the doggy posish, then when she screams just put all your body weight on top of her so she can't get away. The feeling of her struggling will make her anus strangle your wiener, and the sounds of her screaming will 10/10 times be out of pleasure.

I got lucky, my wife took a shit one day and was moaning about how good it felt, and I nonchalantly said "You know anal feels like that but over and over" and she literally turns around without wiping and says "Go for it before i change my mind" so i fucked her in her still shitty ass, and now we do it on the regular. She sucks my still shit stained cock afterwards. I never thought shed be into it either, i didn't even bother asking or trying ever before that.

>going down on her
>using fingers in her cunt
>get all of it sloppy wet
>rim her butthole with your fingers
>moans? press the finger against her asshole
>continue the oral and push wet finger into dat butt
>finger fuck her ass and get her off
>while she's still high from cumming continue the tongue action on her butt ...
>flip her over and tongue punch her butt hole

she'll be begging for your cock in her butt

I just stick my thumb in thier ass during doggy style next thing you know I'm taking the hersey highway all the way the creams ville

Of course now of all times I can't find the old gif of some guy doing exactly that. Chick's leg starts twitching as she screams.

Oh boy... is this really life?

Don't give up now user, you got me interested

He posted an excel sheet and called it his sex chart kek
Picture related

Ah fuck, it's more than 2mb... I'll make a thread on gif just for this.

forgot to put longer version.

got damn it.

Here. I don't know why it won't let me post the noted version. Whatever.

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>condom came off
This guy must have a tiny dick for how often he does that

Dude. Don't be like that.

He's just a faggot that can't keep it hard fucking girls. So it slips off. So what?

My experience hasn't been much different to Mr. 54.

I've had 4 sexual partners, three of which showed interest in having my penis in their asses.

One decided that I would fuck her ass and so we went for it. Never happened again after that, due to her being too aggressive about it and hurting herself.

The next one talked about wanting it frequently when drunk. We only slept together a handful of times but I never went for it.

The third would occasionally grab my cock and push it against her ass if she was on top until the head popped in before stopping from pain. She does not react negatively to me putting any digits in her ass when I'm fucking her from behind. Just last night I went from thumb, to index finger to the knuckle without warning.

The 4th is the same as the 3rd in the sense that she does not object to a finger going in there if I'm fucking her from behind. She hasn't expressed any interest in taking an actual cock in there though.

Seems like the mind set of being somewhat spontaneous about it is the correct one. If they are into it and you get the green-light, just go for it.

I forgot how to link across boards...

What a fascinating man you are

if I shout in her poo hole and echo comes back at least 2 times, then I guess she's a bit into it.

Haven't seen something equally autistic for quite a while

Anyway girls are far more willing to try stuff when drunk. Just get her a bit tipsy, slip a finger in, make sure she's enjoying herself, and then pull out and press up against her ass and keep going until she says stop or moves away. With my ex she knew I was in to it and would try it every now and then. However of the 5-6 times we tried, 2 times ended pretty shitty, 2-3 I can't even remember how it felt or how it went because we were both drunk or utterly stoned, and the one time I remember most is when she was on top of me and tried stuffing me in her ass without lube. It was so tight and rough that I thought her asshole was going to peel the skin off my dick but at the same time getting crammed in there felt so good it took me a while before telling her to stop. Will definitely try with next girl I date, anal is the only fetish I really have that applies to real life (the rest I'm pretty sure aren't based on reality)

That would never work in the real world. Any woman I've ever fucked would buck like a donkey if i tried to stick my finger up their ass with no warning.

Just ask.

I've had anal with 5/10 girls in my history. One (the first time) was a failure and we never tried it again, but the other 4 enjoyed it enough that it was a regular part of our sex lives. Two of them loved it so much we did it almost every time.

I only ever had 1 girl say no and claim she'd never even entertain the idea. She was pretty stubborn and a bit nuts, so she probably would have stuck with her first opinion without ever trying. For the rest of the ones who never did it, we just weren't together long enough for the subject to come up.

Don't be a creep that asks right away (unless it's a one night stand, then go nuts). Discuss it rationally, start slow and focus on making it enjoyable (if you can make her cum with something in her ass, you're halfway there), and most importantly, make sure it doesn't hurt. If it hurts, you're doing it wrong, and if you don't stop right away, you'll probably never get to do it again.

My wife doesn't love anal, but she cums basically every time we do it. That makes selling it the next time a lot easier.

>Accidentally
One thrust doesn't count

It depends on how good looking of a guy. If the guy is better looking (comparatively) than the girl and he's a "catch", she will do anal all day long.

If you're a fat slob and she thinks she can do better... No anal for you. Hell, you might not even get a blow job.

If that's your girl? She's either a feminist (so dump her) or you're out of shape. So hit the fucking gym faggot.

Nevermind dude, found the video with sound on Pornhub, viewkey = 220639654

good ol FAQ

Nice work

What the fuck... How many women have you fucked?

I literally can push my finger in while I'm thrusting my dick in from behind, when I'm going doggy style.

If inserting a finger while doggy feels to agressive for you, try the same approach but when she's on top of you
Caress the cheeks, open her butt, slowly massage her anus
Good thing is you can see her face and gauge better her reactions...

Stick thumb in her ass

The only sure fire way I have even known is by checking how many tattoos a girl has. The more tattoos, the more likely to do anal.

a modest 7 but i guess it depends on the kind of women you are going after. Maybe if i found a cock hungry whore i'd have more luck.

Honestly just ask. If they say no I ease them into it over time by eating their ass, fingering then fucking eventually. Most girls I've dated were either into it or interested in trying it. There were a few who just wouldn't do it though which didn't match up well with me from a sexual standpoint. It might seem like a dumb reason to leave but I need my girl to be kinky all around.

Even the more prestigious ones I've been able to do anal play with.

Usually sweet talking them works. Or how you want to try it because she's special.

I've seen that exact .gif

bump

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Enjoy your poop scat fiends

It's a pretty straight forward process user
Simply pull down the lower garments and insert finger directly into anus
Insert 3 more fingers
If anus seems loose then she has either done anal or has taken a giant log shit.

Why would you save it more than once?

More than one device. Also, I save so much stuff, it becomes hard to find specific images.

Sauce? Moar? Info?

Face?

This. Make her comfortable.

it's actually the opposite. they make magnums because average condoms fall off of bigger dicks

I lol'ed a bit

Chlamydia isn't shit, sperglord. You find out you've had it for years and never even knew, you go to the pharmacy, swallow a horse pill, then you're clean after a week. 2/10 you got me to reply at least

Yep. If she really likes you, she'll offer her anus to you because girls grow up watching Internet porn seeing how they think all of us guys love doing anal which in fact isn't true for me. I don't care for it but by that same token if I refuse if she hints or asks for it she will think that I'm losing interest in her so I'll just do the dirty deed anyway although it's not my thing. She'll even think you're not alpha enough if you refuse to do anal or tug at her hair while doing her doggy style then she'll probably end up cheating on you with a A$AP Rocky looking nigger.

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Speak for yourself. I got it only after anal encounters.

These were my symptoms:
>Burning urination
>hurting joints
>blurry vision
>hurting kidneys
>dizziness
>headaches
>and thinning sperm

I basically felt like I was dying.

And it was only weeks after fucking them.

Anal isn't worth it anyway. Pussy usually feels better. It's only the psychological thrill that does it for me. It's more degrading to them. You are more dominant and it's more sublmissive of them. Especially if you are the first there. Makes me feel like Marco Polo.

So had had his first time at the age of 27?

out of the 12000 women ive fucked ive only done anal with 1200 of them. the rest said my dick was too big because its 3 foot long

Advice on how to get my girl into it

She likes her plug but doesn't like thrusting

Put your dick in there without thrusting while fingering her. Repeat for a couple of times. Make her connect your dick in her ass with sexual pleasure. Eventually you'll condition her enough to open up to real assfucking.

No. Those dates are fucked. It messed up the dates with a date formatting script I tried to implement (too much time on my hands).

Eh, maybe one day i'll give it a good go.

More lube. Slow thrusts. Maybe get her a bigger plug so she can take your dick easier.

bought a vibrator to make her cum doing exactly that
hopefully will work
thanks user

Like, have you never tried just eating her asshole out? And then just sticking your tongue in?

There's not a girl I've been with that that hasn't worked with

she doesn't want a bigger plug
but shes into bdsm
so maybe i'll make her do it herself

Her pantys are always brow cause they cant hold the shit

This.

imgur.com/a/ikqMn

Honestly, that just sounds kinda weird. Just to start licking someones asshole unannounced? I dunno. There is just something in me that screams "bad idea". If it back fires there is no way you can prevent her from telling people what a freak you are. I'd much prefer the safer option of talking about it first..i must be a beta but whatever. maybe one day i'll get the right vibes from a girl and take the plunge.

>It might seem like a dumb reason to leave but I need my girl to be kinky all around.
This nigga knows

Nice feet

maybe you have tiny fingers. wait... TRUMP?

>self-described big 8 inch cock
>condoms slip off 40% of the times he uses them

Step 1 put a dick in her butt
Step 2 guage her reaction
Step 3 reguadless of her reaction she has a dick in her butt
Step 4 ???
Step 5 profit

While fucking finger gentle her ass, if she gain wet in pussy u can open 2nd door...tested

Fucking this. Every girl I've tired it with has really liked it. 100% success rate so far.
But I get where you are coming from user, It depends on the girl. some are cool with you just doing it and some need to be sweet talked into it.