What kind of girlfriend do you want

What kind of girlfriend do you want

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Eliza

One that sucks on my dick wherever she has headaches

one that has a girldick

an asian looking one with feminin penis, pretty much like the one you just posted

None. Trust me this is not worth all this bullshit #mgtow

Fuck that made me remember that Eliza Sinclair copypasta.

yeah, she does look rather cute.

A girl that's nice
A girl that's not
Obsessed with her looks but is insanely hot
The kinda girl that you can show to your folks
Loves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokes
A real girl, a hot girl, a really hot girl
A brand new really hot real doll
Wants to impress you doesn't care if you notice
And only ever uses you to tickle her throat with

Take it from someone who has been married twice, shit ain't worth it.
All I want is random chicks from the bar, slightly drunk and willing. Fuck everything else.

Story time user?

Yes, go plz!

Turded

Not THAT Eliza, stupid.

One with a feminine Penis

A low maintenance one that I can chill with. Have sex a few times and be able to try things. Able to make sandwiches.

One without a gag reflex.
Trips checked

Alive

Like this

One that's into my foot fetish so I can actually get a footjob without a girl going "Is this correct user?"

None

One that can suck a creamy, warm shit log out of Andy Sixx's asshole

Like, you sending her to the kitchen to prepare one for your lazy ass?

Alright.
Wife one.
>Met her in high school, hottest chick I'd ever seen. Fell in love in a second.
>Dated for 6 months, got her preggo and of course got married. Still happy.
>3 years goes by, she turns meaner every fucking day, starts screaming the second you wake up..
>End up snapping during the Super bowl, she is screaming something about me being a lazy faggot (working two jobs..) I slap that bitch. Our son is crying.
>Long story short, she get's a lawyer and screws me one last time. Lost half my shit and the house.
Wife number 2. coming up.

I know the feel.

A tall muscular rocker girl that isn't an sjw cunt and yes I know its impossible.

Someone like this:

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one with a phat ass
pawg

Shit dude, wow

For now? a fisicaly and mentaly healthy one, my really like my gf, but she can't go a day without calling for help with something... If this stops working for some reason i swear i'll take much longer before getting a relationship again.

A real one.

One that I love.

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WATCH THIS OR YOU WILL DIE!

My ideal gf:

Looks like Naomi Watts circa 2002
Is sweet and demure in police company
Is a filthy, depraved freak in the bedroom
Is affectionate and likes to snuggle

I'm going to die alone.

Wife number 2.
>Met her in Alabama. Sweet country girl, not beautiful, not ugly. But fun and kind.
>Date for two years, love her more than I knew was possible.
>Get married in June the next year.
>2 years goes by, we are happy as can be.
>December 2nd. She goes for a check up at the doctor. They find a lump.
>fuck..
>2 and a half years of chemo and struggle both mentally and physically. Get nearly bankrupt.
>She lost the fight the 18th of June that year.

There you go mates..
Ain't never getting close to someone again.

>fisicaly?

>in police company

>police company
Fuck. Meant polite company.

Yeah

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I know that feel, user

I hope you're lying, if not, that shit really sucks.

one with a penis

>girl
>girl
>girl
>girl
>girl

Not lying even if I wish I was.
Life fucked me over.
That's what whisky is for.

Doesn't try to manipulate me.
Doesn't cheat.
Has a life on her own, isn't clingy, but likes spending time together.
Spends her own money.
Gets along with my friends.
Has friends i get along with.
We get along.
Under 27.
Doesn't look like the Predator.

I have impossible standards, so i guess that means i don't really want a girlfriend.
Good thing i've still got my job, studies, vidya, and a few bros to occupy myself.

>local mentallly ill man goes around calling men woman

Dang, the odds just aren't in your favor user. Thanks for telling the stories though

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What the fuck....

I hope you have a good life from now on user.
I want you to be happy and content.
You don't deserve this pain.

Thanks buddy.

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Someone hot enough that I want to fuck her on a regular basis.

Someone who is smart enough to hold a decent conversation, but stupid enough to put up with my shit on a daily basis.

Someone whose shit I can put up with.

Someone whose interests align well enough with my own that I don't have to worry about her getting pissed when I buy awesome shit. Preferable someone who thinks it's awesome, too.

Someone who likes doing the shit I like to do, so we can mostly do it together.

Pretty much it.

an Asian girl with short hair who actually has a pussy, well i am seeing one like that for some time but still getting nowhere

One that's biologically female.

Preferably one with a vagina

Nice bo reference
>lower your expectations

My neighbor's 8yr old. I swear she dresses her daughter as just a big a slut as she is. 23yr old woman with an 8yr old daughter, looking like she's trying be a grandma before she's 30.

She's fun, hilarious, doesn't care what people think of her. She's smart and we have the same opinions on everything. She is snuggly and playful, basically my best friend. Lookswise, idc as long as she's not fat, and has some ugly/cute haircut like yolandis and doesn't shave her armpit hair.

You fap to both of them, don't you?

post pics or it didn't happen.

A real one

Anyone.

>God I'm lonely.

Yes. Yes I do. Too bad I tore her a new ass before I knew everything I do now. Now she's very standoffish around me.

It's kinda difficult to take pictures of the two of them, considering we live a shoe box apartment building. I'm pretty sure I'd be v& in a second if she caught me snapping pics of them.

Find a fat chick. Pay some attention to her. You'll get all the pussy you can handle.

can you post more of these crossdressers, for fucks sake

you always start your threads the same way and do nothing but fucking tease

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A real one

I tried but they always taken or lesbian.

The kind that's my wife's sister.

One with a stinky azz. Not fully smelling of shit but a sweaty musky azz with a lil whiff of poopoo

3rd time's the charm.

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>Trips to start the feels thread

I'm sorry user, I hope everything gets better for you..

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Cute would rape

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Gonna need pics of the 8 yo for reasons

Yeh would rape

>1. You find her attractive and she feels the same about you
>2. She makes keeping you sexually satisfied a priority
>3. She is loyal to you
>4. She is supportive and tries to help you achieve your goals
>5. Her expectations of the relationship are in alignment with yours
>6. She is physically and emotionally healthy and she makes staying that way a priority
>7. She puts others needs and wants ahead of her own when appropriate (i.e. she isn't selfish)
>8. She genuinely loves and respects you and you feel the same way about her

How would you rape.

Pin him down and poo in his mouth

>8 reasons you'll be alone forever

Meh, someone who is understanding, understand when someone needs their space. Just a person, I can be myself with, make them laugh. I want to be able to have conversations with the person and actually feel stimulated.

If she is brown, enjoy soccer or science, and mildy attractive then that would be a plus.

Honestly if I can't get a chill relationship, I think I would rather die alone.

I hope he likes booboo

Doesn't matter whether or not he likes it ya dummy

and deepthroat the dry booboo

one with a penis

You dumb bastard you made a booboo in that last post go hit yourself in the face then apologise

I'll stick with the model I have
>daily morning head to wake me up

The one that loves me from the bottom of her heart.

also nice trips fag

None women suck

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God dammit stop making me remember