Sup r9k, im on my way to my father and there is this dude sleeping in the train

Sup r9k, im on my way to my father and there is this dude sleeping in the train.
trips tell me what to do

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uh i fucked up but i take request anyway

>sup r9k

not sure if troll or autist

lick his ear.

if he wakes up say "it was dirty, i was just helping you clean. can i lick anything else clean for you?"

reroll

also, tape it and post here

put your dick on his leg

You won't do shit because you are a Dutch fag.
Everybody knows that the Dutch are fucking cowards.
I sat in your trains last year. You have a 'stiltecoupe' (which means silence carriage). When people talk or make noises, you all just watch, don't do shit and complain on the facebook page of the railway company.
Go hang yourself, you lazy cocksucking wankstain!

Leave him alone.

Do something daring but don't post about it.

Get out at the next stop and lie down on the train tracks

wake him up and say:

"OH SHIT WADDUP"

steal a shoe

shoe on head

Punch him

Take the seat next to him and take a selfie.

Ask if you can be the guy

SCREAM ALLAHU AKBAR

Kiss him straight on the lips.
Take pictures.

Easy one: take picture of your cock near his face. A foot is enough

Let him sleep

Nut on his face

flash your dick

Lean in and take a selfie with him.
Then post it

Still sleeping

put your cock on his lips until he wakes up

REEEEEE

Wake him up.
tell him about your homosexuality

flash dick, what are you waiting for?

grab his penis until he wakes up

shit on his lap

Often both

laat 'm met rust en bemoei je met je eigen zaken jij onzekere zielige flikker

Piss on him

jizz on him

stand next to him and fart in his face.

Act like an attendant and tell him he has to exit at the next stop

lick his titty

fart in his mouth

fuck him

Sit next to him and piss yourself.

Take a shit on his leg

nig detected

Whisper in his ear how you want him to fuck your ass

sit by him and scream that you shit yourself

scream allahu akbar

198.

Those who denounce the absurdity or the perils of incitement to waste in the
society of economic abundance do not understand the purpose of waste. They
condemn with ingratitude, in the name of economic rationality, the good
irrational guardians without whom the power of this economic rationality would
collapse. For example, Boorstin, in L’Image, describes the commercial
consumption of the American spectacle but never reaches the concept of
spectacle because he thinks he can exempt private life, or the notion of “the
honest commodity,” from this disastrous exaggeration. He does not understand
that the commodity itself made the laws whose “honest” application leads to the
distinct reality of private life and to its subsequent reconquest by the social
consumption of images.

scream fuck niggers and then slap him

wat hij zegt. kutmongool.

tell him to grab your benis

Slap that punk bitch

>scream allahu akbar

This

scream i hate blacks and then rape him

11.

To describe the spectacle, its formation, its functions and the forces which
tend to dissolve it, one must artificially distinguish certain inseparable
elements. When analyzing the spectacle one speaks, to some extent, the language
of the spectacular itself in the sense that one moves through the
methodological terrain of the very society which expresses itself in the
spectacle. But the spectacle is nothing other than the sense of the total
practice of a social-economic formation, its use of time. It is the historical
movement in which we are caught.

Faggot is still asleep

never ever rolling again look wtf happened to me yesterday.... no words

59.

Under the shimmering diversions of the spectacle, banalization dominates modern
society the world over and at every point where the developed consumption of
commodities has seemingly multiplied the roles and objects to choose from. The
remains of religion and of the family (the principal relic of the heritage of
class power) and the moral repression they assure, merge whenever the enjoyment
of this world is affirmed–this world being nothing other than repressive
pseudo-enjoyment. The smug acceptance of what exists can also merge with purely
spectacular rebellion; this reflects the simple fact that dissatisfaction
itself became a commodity as soon as economic abundance could extend production
to the processing of such raw materials.

wrong image lel

rub his wiener

omg failing trips in a "i failed trips 3 times arow caption"
its getting absurd

take another picture but with flash

>the thread of failing at trips

reroll

>failed 2 trips 2 times in same thread inna row after posting the pic of failing another 3 times inna row in another thread
someone calc the odds please

fuck you faggit

OMG
>GETTING TRIPS AFTER FAILING 2 TIMES INNA ROW IN THE SAME THREAD AFTER POSTING A SCREENCAP OF FAILING 3 OTHER TIMES IN ATHOTHER THREAD
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

what is my fucking life

Way to fuck up. At least you're successful at failure.

just how
someone calculate the fucking odds RIGHT FUCKING NOW

JUST FUCKING ROLL THE THREAD GOD DAMMIT

Take a picture of your cock next to him

Take a picture of your cock next to himm

and more trips

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH I JUST MADE A LEGENDARY THREEEAAADD AAAAAAAh

Take a picture of your cock next to himmm

NEDERFAG

cunt nugger

what odds do you need calculated

If dubs take pic with flash

BUMP

how fucking unlikely is THIS SHIT
>yall niggers blessed to whiness this

maak jezelf dood

i will tell my fucking grandchildren about this day

Suck his dick

...

1.45777%

and i dont even get fucking recognition

Cut his hair

youtube.com/watch?v=F-LhfKKgncg

wrong thread

SUCK OFF THE PEEN OR SEXT YOUR PEEN

suck his cock

kanker joden, verneuk het niet met je moraalridder acties

this happened yesterday

rollll

is there like a top list keks per thread or s.th. this is insane even the post collecting all the trips dubs and 69 got dubs wtf

Sit next to him

Script fag

post a selfie op

jullie zijn allemaal kanker dom haha
ik zit gewoon letterlijk dit te verzinnen en jullie zijn er kanker hard ingetrapt
ik ga nu ff rukken en dan slapen

stick your benis in his face and wake him up

this idiot sit across me now

show him your dick