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The so called lunch edition

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runt

FIRST !

the so-called "car"

whats the green shit mixed in with the tuna?

seems like a good keto lunch 2bh.

I want to believe Trump is a genius, systematically dismantling the corrupt system from within, playing decades-long mind games and 5D chess with the press, politicians, and the elites.

But let's be honest, he's probably just a 70 year old mong with Alzheimer's who appealed to fat rednecks and racist reddit edgelords and has no idea what the fuck he's doing.

*stubs toe*
don't know how anyone can be religious when all this pain and suffering exists

bit gay

i dont use a gym 2bh

>free weights for arms and shoulders
>dips with a couple of chairs and press ups for chest and triceps
>swimming and walking for lower half

seems to do the trick.

>Two of Amanda Seyfried's leaks have her wearing a pair of men's dirty trunks on her head
What the fuck is with these celeb leaks and them all being embarrassing as all fuck?

what game is this?
looks familiar

>space is god
this doesn't fit any mainstream religion

My bogeys :))) x

*gets papercut*

time to end it all lads, the gods have turned their backs on us

No, terrorists (on both sides) created a failed state.

Looks alri lad


Rate my lunch bois

I'm laughing at you familia

If you make more money and pay the same percentage you are paying more tax.

Wtf thats my lunchbox

turns out that celebs are pretty much normal people that like doing goofy shit around the people they trust and love.

Auditioning for university challenge this afternoon lads

SOURCE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOURCE

why?

make sure you're as entertaining as Monkman or Seagull

don't like Brian Cox
too effeminate

Uni of Rorkechester?

Does literally shitting myself count as entertaining?

>when you poo in the wrong loo
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4315346/British-tourist-28-raped-murdered-Goa.html

pixel car racer

>normal people wear dirty men's underwear on their head in the shower and take pictures of it
Imagine your life.

>british """cuisine"""
haha

what kind of girls can I find at the centrelink?

It's a Scottish uni m8

my gf

fat chavs

unemployed ones

what's sucking a dick like?

gay

>white women going to India
>DURING FUCKING HOLI
There is no other outcome to this other than rape. You ever seen that shit? The Indians hunt in packs. They surround white women and do their whole "haha we're just trying to put the colours on you haha" shtick except very quickly they stop throwing the colours and start trying to just rub them on with their hands. Bet you can't guess where they try to rub.

you're describing it as if it's a habit of hers, rather than maybe an in joke she has with a friend/partner. everyone does weird shit with their mates or partners, if you don't you have pics of you doing slightly weird shit then you have a very boring life pal

why fat?

They're runts

no self control

Was having you on pal sorry, where in Scotland?

indian men are creeps

Fucking deviant

>Danielle McLaughlin
shes not laffin now is she lads? haha

>wearing dirty men's underwear on your head while in the shower
>an in-joke
Fucking hell lad. We get it. You've never had a single social experience in your life. You don't need to keep hammering it home for us.

"I want you to jerk me off on a boat in the middle of the lake"

t. Justin long (probably)

fast food is cheaper than vegetables and meat and doesn't take time to prepare

>"mó"
*mo*

>European globalist bootlickers
It depresses me that this is the state of so many folk here, all EUphiles need to do is shout "BE GOOD EUROGOYIM OR NO MORE GIBS FROM BIG BIZ."
see overturning first results of referenda with a follow-up on on the same affair.

centrelink are Australian

was quite clearly the ocean

It was a paddleboard.

that's way too dangerous

water is too calm to be open sea

Why is everyone saying Justin long has a small dick? It looks normal verging on slightly above average. Reckon everyone is desensitised because of 8+ pornstar cocks

have had many dreams about sucking my own willy and each time it was very warm and tasted like sucking your own arm

america has some very large lakes like their peoples

...

itt: virgins

girls don't wash their hair at the same time as they shower.

the ocean isnt always choppy lad.

fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*

I like it, feels good and makes you feel like a slut ;o

same thing

youtube.com/watch?v=ifY-5UZRamU

quite enjoying this lads

business idea: me having a pretty gf

I wish I had a gf so I could shower with her, sniff her hair and cuddle her

*doesn't invest*

>not putting underwear on head for the lads
you clearly have the same stagnant relationship with your mates as you do your work colleagues, your bank clerk and your cardboard personality parents

>white women
they really the dumbest creatures on earth, always getting into stupid situations

its alri

too unrealistic
i'm out

>There's a picture of Amanda Seyfried naked on all fours and appearing to be talking to a dog as if to encourage it to do something
wew

It's small and brown lmao

Dundee

any other dragons care to jump in?

>sniff her hair
why? the only time hair ever smells pleasant is just from a shampoo bottle

yes they do.

youtube.com/watch?v=5kOQ-Ipn_VU
only mashup you'll ever need

Ronnie Pickering.

>putting other men's dirty underwear on your head "for the lads"
yer a bender harry

youtube.com/watch?v=q6EoRBvdVPQ

need some photos of uk party leaders holding milk and looking uneasy please

Oof. Sorry I asked buddy.

There's something nice about girls' hair 2bh

It's probably like 6 inches mate. Stop watching porn.

youtube.com/watch?v=d3n_OuRxSc4

pure kino

Need her to chomp off my scrotum in one big bite

#1 Scottish uni by 2030 :^)

t.watches BLACKED everyday

the pleasantness comes from knowing that the girl is clean and fresh for you

It's no bigger than 5 inches desu. Definitely below average.

it's obvious they were staying at her lake house
not ocean view

I just like the idea of playing with her lovely long hair

post some harrowing shit
listening to the atc from 9/11 at the mo

It's small, don't shoot the messanger

not allowed to post it but watch the grifter

I know nothing about the Uni itself, just know that Dundee is a god awful city to live in :S

>Russian Tsardom's flag on back of monitor
did not save.

if you're not allowed to post it then no
i want sfw but dark things

Delusional.