Just share them,this is a safe place

Just share them,this is a safe place.

OP is a faggot. Wait, that wasn't a secret...

I'm a dude but I have the brain of a lesbian woman. i don't really want to have a sexchange because it's easier to me to sleep with other woman in this body. My body repulsed me though, even though lots of girls think I'm attractive.

I can only feel sexual gratification when I am being choked while eating shit. I have trouble pleasuring myself to woman other than Alyssa Bustamante. I fantasize about her on a regular basis. I want to see her in a nazi SS uniform. I want to have children with her.

1 person could potentially stumble across this and know it's me and learn a little more about me than they did before.

I feel this, your, not alone.

Don't stress about just be glad the women like you the way you are. Feel free to honestly tell them you find yourself repulsive and they will probably make you feel better.

Nice try, NSA

I have a habit of having to jack off whenever I get a few minutes alone from work/school/life. I can be in a public bathroom, in my car, anywhere and I just feel like I need to get off.

Today I did it in a classroom at school today only because there was only one other person in the room with me (I was early for class).

I also have a strange obsession with cumming on different things. In the class room I came on a mousepad and If I'm in a bathroom I'll do it right on the toilet seat or on the door of the stall.

It's not even the rush of doing it in public, I just get really horny

I used to clop daily, I still cry about it.

My buddy and I have a thing for each others wives. We would talk openly about our wives and even show eachother naked pics of our wives. I love his wife's giant tits and he loves my wife's big ass. They know we fancy the others wife and are always flirty and touchy with eachother. My buddy and I love it.One weekend of drinking to much and our wives go to the bed rooms to pass out. Me and him are drunk and talking on the couch. We make an agreement that we will go check to make sure each wife is passed out then meet in the living rooms and go into the room with the others wife. We agreed to touch only nothing else. I check on my wife and can tell she's out so I go wait for him. I wait 5 then 10 minutes still nothing. But he comes out shortly after 10 min in his boxers out of breath. Said he had fucked his wife first to ease his tension. I smile and give a thumbs up but ask if she's awake now. He said she was passed out when he fucked her. We agree to come out again after 15 minutes. We go into the rooms and she is laid out on her back in front of me legs open and pussy dripping cum. I wasted no time I just dropped my pants and got on the bed and jammed my dick in her. I pumped her hard while mashing her tits In my hands m. In maybe two minutes I came inside her. I was lost in my drunk lust and kept fucking her after I came till I came again. I had fives minutes left so I got dressed again went out to find him already siting there. I was so worried he knew. He looked up at me sad and afraid and told me he had jerked off on my wife's butt. I let out a huge and breath and laughed and told him it was ok. He and she still have no idea I fucked his wife. I feel bad but I plan on doing it again so...

The sound a girl makes when being choked to death turns me on

Have been fucking a married bitch for over a year now.
She a bit of a skank but dem titties be big and bouncy.
Never lets me wear a condom, says she only likes it raw.
Her husband and my gf have no idea about us.
She isn't anything special but i'm kinda addicted to fucking her.
I'm probably not the only one she fucking.
I know i should really stop fucking her and cut ties but i'm enjoying it too much :(
pic related.

I lost my erection the first time I tried to fuck a woman.

the way they squirm around and try to get out of the choking makes me diamonds

Post dem titties nigga

Sometimes i fap to gay porn

>I lost my erection the first time I tried to fuck a woman.
Same thing happened to me. Later that night though I wore that pussy out.

Finger mom friend car

I blamed it on the shitty condom I tried to use, at least I got my cock sucked that night.

>I can only feel sexual gratification when I am being choked while eating shit.
Hallo, mein German friend.

>The fact I use methamphetamine
>Half of my sexual history
>My true feelings on some things
There's an awful lot I will share anonymously that could fuck up my life.

Stfu Jessie!

people like this made me never want to do stand-up TRY THE VEAL CHECK MY INSTA

>I blamed it on the shitty condom I tried to use, at least I got my cock sucked that night.
I was 14 and the girl was like 11 I think. She was the town pump, already fucked like 10 or 15 guys. I found that out after fucking her though. What a dirty little whore. I'd been beating my meat for a couple of years before I got laid for the first time, and I thought to myself that I was really going to be king cock when I got my first piece. So, I get hard and go in for the first time and almost immediately shot my load. Like 2 or 3 pumps maybe. I was shocked. After that, I couldn't get it up again. I don't know if it was shame or shock or what. Wow, I forgot all about what a whore she was. Damn.

I'm not German.
Apart from genetically.

I can only achieve, and maintain an erection while reading mF, Mg, Father/Daughter, Mother/Son, incest stories.

I fail to see how that's relevant to my comment.

I can agree to this

>I fail to see how that's relevant to my comment.
It was a continuation of my conversation of the first time fucking a pussy.

Whenever I feel particularly horny, I lie on my back and then move my legs up over my head, so that my cock is in my face.

I can get the tip and about another inch in my mouth. I lick and suck on my cock while I stroke a saliva slippery cock until I explode in my mouth.

Great orgasm. Way better than just jerking off.

i'm not autistic i just know something they don't :3

Once I licked my dad's dick when he was asleep

it didn't even taste good

Because that's fucking obvious.

This is the greatest thing I've read on Sup Forums in a long LONG time!

I can't help but stare at women's asses in public.

Hate the game, not the playa.

What does that even mean?

my ex and i are still friends and i secretly laugh every fucking time she ends up breaking up with someone because she left me while i was ill and it rubs me the wrong way.

she and i are still friends because i felt guilty after i got a diagnosis and sought her out and apologized. took the fucking doctors a year to determine why i kept slipping into a severe case of hyperthyroidism and a super manic state. she fucking left me because i was sick, yes i got angry and dented the fridge but DAMMIT I WAS ILL AND SHE SHOWED ME NO COMPASSION.

she's had three serious relationships in the last several years counting the one she broke off for me and fucked probably 2 dudes since i was with her not including me and one being the dude she was with when she met me. i wish i could stop being like this but my family i expected to betray me her i loved her, and i wish i could stop reveling in her misery.

>What does that even mean?
Exactly.

My eyes naturally gravitate towards men's crotches
bulges turn me on

tru

Zipped a body bag up on someone still gasping. He killed some people and tried to off himself but failed. I helped him meet Jesus

I smashed into probably a 70-80 year old lady going mach4 on a shopping kart in target when i was 8
>headslam
>usain bolted
>10/10 she had like 7 family members behind her

i like penis

dude thats awesome

I get off to posting pictures of my cock on this site.

pissed out 2nd story window. people eating breakfast on 1st floor.

why your dick look like a stale sausage
nasty

I put the screw in the tuna....

Is this better?

I just want to be with her.

i think if any dude pulled that out on me before sex i would start crying

What makes you say that?
Serious question here.

as a sub guy I'm into sissification

I honestly hate my wife and wish I was doing cocaine and racing cars

she doesn't want to be with you

hey me too

prove it

nah i'm just bein shan mate your dick is alright
maybe lose some of the bush though
stubble pubes are nicer than an insurmountable tangle of pubes
just my two cents

same man, pretty sure it was just performance anxiety though

I have this girl who's ass I touch regularly. It all began when I told her I wanted to and she let me. Ever since I've been getting her to let me. Sometimes I even pay her to. It feels amazing but I keep worrying I'll get caught. If I do I know I'll get in a metric shit ton of trouble.

alright Sup Forums.....i really want to suck a log of shit from andy sixx's asshole... who's with me?

thats called being a human

Is she like my windows ?

Hopefully next time it goes better, she was tight af so it's hard to get it in anyway.

ok : ^ )

I lost virginity to a hooker so idk if im still a virgin or not

nice girth, underwhelming length. 7/10

bruh, shes fucking gross

I feel ya, its not even checking them out, just a habit

What the fuck does that mean

as long as your above 5 inches length doesn't matter, size obsession is gay
9/10 cuz circumsized

It looks dangerously close to a chode tho.

My dad raped me Sup Forums

chode means wider than it is long
you are wrong

Does that make you gay?

spent some time at a female friends place and we'd cuddle sometimes at night. when she passed out I'd lightly grind against her and whip out my dick and rub it against her nice and slow. have finished multiple times on her while she slept and she hasn't said anything and we're still close.

I read threads on Sup Forums
Feels bad man.

>expecting anything else
newfag

10

It makes me the president's daughter

You shouldn't joke about rape. Downvoted.

What's up with your head? It's looks weird

It's a funny angle, my dick is a bit bent.

Nah dude it looks like you have some sores on the head or something.

I was diagnosed with ASPD a few years ago and despite not agreeing with the diagnosis I often question whether or not it's valid. I recognize that people get fucked up after getting involved with me.

I am a virgin at almost 33.

Sometimes I wear my wife's dirty panties... She doesn't know. Pic related

It's most likely circumcision scars.

I'm 18 and I'm dating a 15 year old boy. We've been together for about 3 years now.

He is dead and it is very much my fault

I'm gonna be a cop because I think I don't fit in normal jobs, like doing shit on an office, I think that is kinda wasting your life, I just want to feel adrenaline and be exited when I put my belt and bulletproof vest on

Same user

shan guy here i change my mind
your dick is 8/10
not bad

I know a few lasses that are still dating highschoolers, albeit they are quite chaste, if you're a guy, that's just weird and you're perpetuating a stereotype, obviously.

Same here..

thx m8

fag

You should kill yourself instead.