Stuff that makes you genuinely lol

Stuff that makes you genuinely lol.

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That infuriates me. If that was my girl, I'd treat her like a princess. No girl deserves that shit. But I guess girls these days love jerks like that. Girls just don't want a real man with class. Fuck that guy, I bet he fucks hundreds of girls and doesn't even care about them. The girl I marry will be a waifu treated like a girl should be. I'll give her diamonds and roses every day that I can. I'll visit my girl at work. I'll never do any shit like that to my girl. You know, guys these days don't understand. They just follow this era of trying to be an alpha male, when a real alpha male treats girls with respect.

stfu girls love creampies

Kek, good one user. Got me to reply 3/10

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Nice bait *tip*

The saga continues

Shut the fuck up Craig.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ysOby092Ki8

why cant he be nice about it and just OD like the rest of the worthless 80s teen actors.

Liberals always make me chuckle.

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>cuckle
fixed

a cuckle is when your wife is gagging on his cum and she sees your dick and "she gave a cuckle at the sight of her hubbys dick size" and the cum goes up and back out her nose.

That's cute that you listen to your wife and her boyfriend make jokes about you when you're supposed to be in bed by now

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in sickness and in health my friend

hahah women are hopeless

Yeah I'm glad she supports your sickness my friend

god, i know the crappy image isnt helping. id still fucker, do you think she was used as a fuck doll for her papi?

Fuck off, Brandon

This thread:

Shes a nigger lover so that makes you a

Nigger lover fucker

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>Women
>All women in that race
>One stumbles
>The rest run
>Generalizes this to all women
MGTOW spotted

>MGTOW
I don't know what that means, but I feel pretty comfortable in telling you to fuck off.

>MGTOW
Not that user, but basically a MGTOW is an anti-female

Basically how SJWs are anti-male, a MGTOW is just as whiny and annoying in the other direction

Men Go Their Own Way, basically it's a movement about being gay because they're mad.

Never gets old lol and ppl honestly blame whites for black problems

I legit want to see some rape porn where there's a Muslim guy and some nice blue-eyed/blonde-haired European girl.

yourfreeporn.tv/video/8329/blonde-pornstar-gets-farted-in-the-face,-while-giving-a-rimjob.

every time

HAHAHAHAHAHA........I came

>Denying that people mean you harm because they are brown and you don't want to appear racist
>Treating them differently because they are a different race
I'm laughing my ass off because the Swedes are literally going to be killed by their own bizarrely twisted form of racism.

Try the Swedish news

when I was 2 years old (back in 1985) , I put vegemite toast in my parents VCR.

Australiafag much?

MGTOW are men that are sick of dealing with women , they want to live a life away from women , they do not want to have women beaten or raped , they do not want the government to do anything to women.

Saying that MGTOW is like SJWs is patently false , since SJW types want to use the strong arm of the government to take things away from people and make people do & say things.


TL;DR , MGTOW doesn't want to enforce their will on women , they want to avoid womens bullshit & have a cry about womens treatment of men.

Zing!

I thought that it was quite obvious , cunt.

Do you also point out shit like water being wet , sky being blue , Muslims being hostile & invasionary ?

>they want to avoid womens bullshit & have a cry about womens treatment of men.
Then they should be fucking quiet about it rather than accusing all women everywhere of being soulless sadists that exist to cause men suffering

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it was.

no I didily dont, neighbor. are you always this hostile?

Why should they be quiet ?
Should someone who has been raped or beaten be quiet about it ?

As long as MGTOW are not calling for violence towards women , they should be allowed to say what they want , or don't you believe in freedom of speech ?

Men telling other men about their own shitty experiences with women IST VERBOTEN !!!

if you wish to know who rules you , simply look at who you are not allowed to criticize.

PATRIARCHY IS REAL !!!

the fedora is tearing itself apart!

when you can't even this hard

I can even this hard *unzips penis*

i thought they don't report their race anymore

The shit I find in church basements

that pretty hard

Fucking hero

dumbass, maybe she does the same shit to him, or is his cousin,hellsome chicks like dudes who are like themselves so get over it virgin

>unzips penis
Ouch.

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>OMGZ who left that theeerrree?!?!?

wtf

Hehe

Noce

Milsurpdude?

I bet she asked for a re do

If the couple is who I think they are, they're no longer together. Mainly cuz this kinda shit would happen daily for a while. Lol I always wondered when they would split up.

she probably still got a trophy

Here's my issue with MGTOW
They miss out on the quintessential aspect of masculinity which is the following statement.

Life owes you nothing, it will try to break you down, so you have to become strong enough to overcome it, failing at that you can at least become resilient enough to weather it

MGTOW act like they've been dealt a bad hand despite the fact they grow up in one of the best goddamn times to have ever been alive historically speaking. They complain about every goddamn slight and haven't figured out that if they stop worrying about how other people value them and got hobbies of their own they would be better thought of.

People making fun of you for being out of shape?
Fucking get in shape. You aren't starving and missing an hour or two of video game play a day is all it fucking takes.

Don't have enough cash? This one is harder granted but so long as you aren't stupid with your money you should be okay.

Women you like don't reciprocate? Maybe you either need to find other women or add value to your own life for a while, then go back to the dating pool again.

As someone who was a borderline autistic 90lb geek in high school who hammered himself into a 170lb /fit/izen I have very little sympathy.

I want MGTOW guys to succeed, but so long as they cling to their victimhood ideology they never will.

Alah help me, I'd still fuck her.

Fucking this. MGTOWs don't seem to realize that most of the things they complain about are their own fault and rather easily fixable.

M'lady

global welfare?
fuck that..

I'm 6 foot tall , 33 , I own a small 3 bedroom house , I make $60,000 a year , I'm reasonably handsome and fit.

I was hurt and don't want a relationship , I live in a free nation where I am free to make that choice , I am also free to talk about my previous experience.

I would also be fucking crazy to marry a woman around my age and who is white , she will use me as a resource collector and be upset that she would have to live in such a small and OLD out of date house.

I simply have no need for women as a sexual partner , they offer far less than they think.

I can cook & clean for myself and I can masturbate.
Other than being someone who will make demands of me and try to force me to present how she wants , what is there that a woman offers ?

I have friends , I even have female friends believe it or not , but I have no wish to co-habitate with them or be their boyfriend.

How many times must you hurt an animal before it gets wise and stops wanting to get hurt ?

>upload failed
Wtf is this shit?

I agree though I do think I would want a fuck buddy but like hell I would act like she is anymore than that.

Every fuck buddy i've had expect so much sooner or later.

They provide fuck all else

Damn, I wish I had a man like that.

Fucking checked.

But seriously, back up a bit. Let's examine this.

>she will use me as a resource collector

Where are you getting this from? Do you really believe that all white women think the exact same way? Come on bro. Someone who makes 60k a year must surely be intelligent enough to see the flaws in that reasoning.

this.. has Sup Forums gone autism?

You're a moron, dude. Women in their 30s just want to fuck. Get on a dating app and you'll find plenty of women that don't want anything more than a night of fun.

Kek. The niggers didnt want to farm or do anything.

They'll be okay. It's somewhat hot and they'll have hot as shit sexual encounter. Overall a capable gif/10.

>MGTOW spotted
You're in Sup Forums. Everyone is MGTOW and/or a /robot/.

I have this way of thinking because of exposure to women , female friends , the wives and girlfriends of friends , they all do it.

Particularly the ones around my age range of women , what I have also noticed , not just from my own personal relationships , but from others is that once you are "with" a woman and she is in your house , she stops being nice to you and makes your house hers and never stops demanding things , from material shit , to trying to change the way you act & dress , also that nothing is ever good enough , you have to have a newer and bigger house , you 12 year old car doesn't look nice enough and her friends boyfriend has a nice new shiny car *That he is up to eyes in debt for*

I am sorry , I thought I made myself clear , I don't wish to fuck , I can cause my own ejaculations.

I also have no wish to be involved with used up women who have a potential litany of STDs , I wanted a partner when I was in my 20's , now I just want to live my life free of bull shit , keep away from false rape accusations , deliberate "accidental" pregnancies concocted to trap me by insidious women.

There's something wrong with the dishwasher, its not running.

seems like youre succeeding

And are you certain that your observations are an accurate representation of the general population? Not tainted by confirmation or selection biases? How can you be sure?

Lol

Implying 60k a year is good for a 33 year old

This is a far more valid argument.

If you're not in six figures by 33, especially single, you fucked up hard

Bro I'm six figures at 25 it's easy find something people need and be good at it. In 6 months I made 100k

>I don't wish to fuck , I can cause my own ejaculations

Holy shit, it took a while but now the autism is really coming through.

You don't sound resolute- you sound cringe as fuck, emasculated, resigned, and desperate to validate your effect with a pseudo-self imposed cause.

But you're a shitty man who fails where most succeed- locking down a breeding mate.

It's ok though. The thousands of men in your genetic past that scratched their way to throwing their DNA dead ended on you... but no girl will ever melt you... you snowflake.

Implying that I need more than that to be more than comfortable.

$60,000 as a single man is like having $150,000 if you had wife and kids.

I have a friend that earns $100,000 as a Systems Architect , he is an IT guy , and he has a big new house and a wife and soon will have children , yet I always seem to have a lot more free cash at hand.

I'm not paying for shit he is and I won't be bogged down by the same financial burdens in the future , feels good bro'

I also work a very low stress job , where as my friend does not , I only work 40 hours a week , he can have to work up to 60+ hours and he is on call

I also have no need to impress you or anyone else with material shit , wealth projection is not my aim , because I don't give a shit what you or anyone else thinks , I have found that if you try to justify yourself by impressing others , you will never be happy.

*I used to be a mine worker, I was in Mineral Analysis and I made more money then , but i was miserable.

Wait... upload failed??

Why did the mods leave us?

Lol but he can cause his own ejaculations... keks4lyfe

You are free to think that ., I do not take it to heart.

Why pay for the privilege of a slam piggy , when I can cum for free ?

If you're fine will just enough good for you, I personally couldnt live like that. Making the money and investing it to make more is better than sex for me.

Isn't 1.5 billion to them like 4$ for us?

Implying that I left the mining sector because I was miserable , implying that I chose an easier job and live within my means.

Nice try Jethro.

Can't wait til' you finally off yourself. You probably have to beg just to not be alone. Your personality is so bland it almost made me think why I'm replying to such an autistic betafag.

i guess you could call that
a creampie