REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

No point in risking it

This

Heres hoping

i'd rather have a decent job

I could use one of those.

+1

tryna die

bless up

assdas

gimme a hot one

Wasn't this done a couple days ago. Did op (or that op) deliver?

ay

> follow your dreams banner

sure why not

I doubt it, but why not give it a try any way right?

pls

doubt it.

Lol

ehh

stop making this cancer garbage thread

Already have one. Can has two?

fukkit

please god. i want ashley to be my gf

Honestly, what the fuck am I risking by doing this?

Why not

That'd be cool

nignogs are ruining america

k

yeah was wondering this myself. it's not stipulated in the rules.

I'm already married but I could use the side booty

Good joge :DDDDDDD

im such a faggot

fuck it why not, might as well as that cute girl at work out on a date tomorrow. whats the worst that can happen?

oh kay

>I will have a gf

OP's a nigger.

Lol no I won't u stupid dick

aye

Worth a shot

except not really

k

Hopefully it works

Ayy lmao

Meh, nothing to lose

Kek

Take the plunge

pls hot one

no point, but fuck it why not

Why not

Ok!

Fuk

plz

sure m8 these always work

By tomorrow!? Fuck, I gotta get me shit together.

I am going to treat her like the trash that she is

Check em

Please

Kys

Why not

yes

redhead plz

I'm not losing much by posting so let's give it a chance

A real one?

k lmao

Praise Kek

post

Halp a man out

Here I am

Taking anything by now

bullshit

Did the last thread work? One b4 that? B4 that?

Hell yeah

Check 'em

Maybe not tomorrow, but hoping for some luck this week.

RIP this worked.

Mhmmmmmmm

Check these

Might as well

if you say so...

Grace me with a grill user gods

Daddy needs some strange! Let's roll!

Saddest thread to date.

Thanks for this opportunity user

Fuck it I'm bored

No I won't. I'll still be a 30-year-old fat, pathetic piece of shit burying himself in work at a dead end job in order to drown out thoughts of how he'll die alone without ever having the privilege of being with a beautiful woman because I lost the genetic lottery.

I 100% honestly, sincerely wish that I had never been born.

I'm taking your word for it

But I have one today.

If there is a god, let this be true.

at last

Same here bro. I got money so at least I can enjoy my hobbies

Wow work your meme magic

Lies

lol nope but worth a shot

But then I wouldn't get my wizard powers in a few years.

3d preferably

Wel...

A cheer for all!

Scaraararararaaba

will it be official?

I have a girlfriend, so do i get to keep my current one tomorrow or get a new one?