Used condom hunting/drinking/collecting thread

Used condom hunting/drinking/collecting thread.

Anyone else here hungry for cum?

Since a couple of years back, I moved house to a new area for college studies so I don't have access to the big trash bags that would be put out at night which were my main source of used condoms. My old town was much more of a college town which made finding them easier as well. My parents' town is a two hour drive from where I live and there are camping facilities there which sometimes have used condoms in the bins.

I currently only have one large one in my freezer. I stuck it into the ice cream container and buried it deep inside because my parents were visiting lol. Not sure what I'll do with it. I'd love to drink it but I know the cum was pretty old when I already found it.

be sure to enjoy that AIDS though, OP

Fucking disgusting

You're fucking kidding me...

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What the fuck man

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Just when I thought Sup Forums was dying we get this.

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I can understand you. I love drinking cum but drinking it from condoms disgusts me. It needs to be fresh and warm no homo though

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Explain how you got into this, I'm genuinelly interested.

you guys make sure to truly enjoy that AIDS, k?

>Friend asks me to get his SD card for his camera sitting on top of his drawer at home before he misses his flight
>Rush to his house
>Look on his beside drawers
>Nothing on top
>Go through them
>3rd draw is full of cum filled condoms
>Like 15 10 packs of condoms
>The smell is unbearable
>Run out into toilet and puke
>Wash my hands
>Walk back into his room
>See SD card sitting on top of his dresser
>Grab it and leave
>Few days later friend tells me to go over there and turn his computer on so that he can upload stuff to it
>Walk in
>His mothers in there
>She's cleaning all his drawers out
>She has a mask on
>Gloves
>Plastic throw away apron
>Tongs
>Burst into laughter
>"You know about this huh?"
>Tell her no, I noticed it the other day when I had to get his SD card for his camera
>She seems legitimately disappointed about her son
>She's searching his room for all his "porn books"
>She doesn't seem to realise the internet is full of porn

I've licked fresh cum off bathroom walls once that was probably only a few minutes old. Old cum and fresh cum have a completely different taste and consistency, yes. Fresh is definitely better but IMO old cum is better than nothing at all.

I tasted my first load back when I was about 14. I found a filled condom that wasn't there two or three hours ago. I could see the jizz inside and I felt excited because I knew it came out of a cock. I gave it a taste and drank most of it and spilled the rest. I was hooked on cum and used condoms since then.

Why don't you jizz in condoms then?

>she has a mask on
holy shit this must be fake

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

just pay a prostitute to collect them for you like everyone else yeesh

I do sometimes freeze my own cum and play with it/drink it. It can be fun at times but it's not as hot as drinking another man's cum.

i thought 95% of the stories here are fake. experienced some shit i would not even write here because nobody would believe me this shit. since then i guess just 70% is fake. (expect those incest and cuck stories which are still 99% fake)

theres literally no point calling anything out as fake. its like pissing into the ocean. just go along with everything for the lols

i love cum directly from the source, why u look for used condoms? get a big dicked male and suck it by ys

i do. as you can see here:

Does it hurt anybody else? Meh. I mean you shouldn't do that and you speak for nobody. Nobody this extreme does. But this is not a vocational school for priests

Haha if getting sex was that easy then there would be no such thing as virgins.

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I always get kinda suspicious when I see so much cum in one picture. Makes me wonder if it's real and if so, how they managed to collect and store so much of it.