Had to stay in hospital for 2 weeks when I was 15

>had to stay in hospital for 2 weeks when I was 15
>Extremely horny, havent fapped in days
>Start fapping
>Curtain is partly closed so I can't see who is walking in and out
>Nurse walks in, don't know how old she was, probably young tho since most nurses here are students
>She can clearly see what I'm doing
>Cover up when I finally realized she was there
>She just says hey, asks how I'm feeling and arranges some pills
>Just before she leaves she asks me if I need help cleaning up after I'm finished because I can't leave the bed
>Turn it down extremely ashamed, words barely leave my throat

And many years later I heard that they walk in on this sort of stuff almost weekly.

should have said yes and let that bitch scrape the jizz off

fucking beta

yip. that's why they wear the gopros now

I was in the hospital for 1 week when I was 15 and not wanking was the hardest thing I had to do.
Also I had appendicitis so the doctor had to fondle my balls to see if they were inflamed. Almost cracked a fat, lucky she was ugly.

I had appendicitis as well. The nurse pulled down my pants barely above my dick to check around that area, I immediately got hard.

Kek, I was very ashamed and it would probably feel awkward to have some cute nurse stand there while I masturbate.

What

Anybody who has a similar story?

>14 at the time
>in hospital for abdominal surgery
>guy comes in to shave me
>young (20's), beard, heavy set
>lifts up my gown, lathers up my public area and stats shaving me
>has gloves on
>holding my cock and moving it around while he's shaving
>can't help but to spring a woodie
>he keeps shaving like it's nothing
>can't hold off and cum right when he's finished
>he takes a warm cloth and wipes me down
>smiles and says I'm all set
>me: beet red

yo same my nigger
Is appendicitis common? And why are all nurses really cute?

You're such a faggot dude. Kek

Yeah user. Gay as fuck.
I can't get a woodie unless someone is beating it with a tire iron

Appendicitis is common because the organ has lost its use.

Fag

they deal with your shit and piss. they bring you food and your medications, and they're paid for that.

they aren't paid extra to flog your tiny noodle, or clean up after you. show some fucking self-control.

SHE FUCKING ASKED, NIGGER

elaborate cause im about to take a beating to end up in hospital right fucking now.

>be teenager
>in hospital for a month
>don't masturbate because I can actually fucking control myself

Reminds me of a weird experience Ihad
> 15
> have chronic ball pain for last 6 months
>Specialist orders an ultra sound of my balls
>go to the appt super nervous
>middle aged guy puts warming gel on my balls
>grabs my cock and moves it around while he runs the ultra sound gun all over my sac
>he tries making small talk
> "I have a son thats about your age"

Haha

How old were you?

When I was 14 I lived in a group home. One day all the boys had to have a physical. 10 of us go in one at a time. Two young nurses turning heads to cough. We all have to go back in to see the real doctor, turns out they were just fondling our balls. A friend of theirs would later tell us they were playing a game to see if they could guess our sizes.

What a bunch of cunts. Fondle your balls and don't even jerk you off.

>had to stay in hospital for a few weeks when i was 15
>have to fap
>nurse comes in
>she notices me fapping
>asks me if i need help with it
>tell her yeah suck my cock bitch
>i cum in her mouth and she swallows
>she says thanks and i tell her to fuck off

...

>and then you woke up with your body pillow full of cum

A+ for effort.

This doesn't even make sense at all.

Ah, stories of regret. They are truly the god-tier of literature. If you don't regret taking her up on that offer, you should.

She did offer. Which means there is something she planned on getting out of it. Even if was just the thrill of illegally handling a cum-covered teenage cock.

I was in for 2 months

Holy fuck you cant read fucking nothing in here without 52 birds chirpin what they think about your prick

Did you reply to the wrong post?

Nope. Female nurse. AH SHWEET THATS SO COOL. Male. ARGH RABBLE RABBLE CHOP IT OFF REEEEEEE

The whole time he's thinking, "What an unn-fucking-believable faggot this kid is. I fucking hate my job."

No. He sounds fucking based and the kid pressure washed the ceiling

You should probably link to the offending replies and not the story.

Why? Get 52 slobs on my ass?

>>based
>>not reacting to someone having an orgasm from shaving

No. The nurse should have said something. Possibly referencing therapy. It's not normal or healthy to have an orgasm from a razor or a tiny bit of handling. That's a shitty faggot nurse.

There was only like 4 replies. Are you having an autism?

I hadn't realised the full details of the post. They dont have time for that. Do you say same for any other guys with females? Any other activities? Fuck no
None of this is important. You're a nag and command no one

Desensitised Jew cock, I'm calling it now.

He probably came from the dude jerking his cock around. Not a razor on his balls you retard.

idk, man. A razor on my balls always gets me hard

no, some user said she offered. that's like Trump saying he's gonna build a wall.

> The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
> Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>that's like Trump saying he's gonna build a wall.
The orders for the walls construction were just sent. The wall will be finished within the month.

It's literally the nurses job to care for the patient. That includes soliciting advice. That's what they do. The doctors hotfix, the nurses care. If you're a nurse and you don't care, then you're shit and you should quit. It wouldn't matter if it was a man or a woman nurse, if the patient blew a load from being shaved, the patient needs a few more minutes to get some advice and therapy references. Any nurse whowould just wipe up and say, "Good job, Tiger!", is a shit nurse.

>he gets a handjob
>he cums
I don't think a penis knows the difference whether it's a chick or a dude beating it. Doesn't make him a fag.

You do. If you can't keep yourself from getting hard when a man rubs your dick, you are gay.

I can't keep myself from getting hard when I rub my own dick. I am a guy. Does that make me gay?

Patients are not to be shamed for bodily functions in a hospital. Ever. Especially if they are doing job like you were some guinea pig. And then they shame you? Are you a flying nun?
This. Men love men but hate two men it's fucked

retarded arguement

Then debate it, if it's so retarded.

The obvious answer is no. If I have to explain this, I do not think I will get anything from speaking to you.

Then getting hard if a dude rubs your dick isn't gay. It's just two bros helping each other out. The romans did it all the time.

There's so many webcam videos of like two to seven guys just comparing halfies. He can't debate it. It's cool. Some guys don't give a fuck. Some get all antsy

K

I fap to traps and gay porn, but could not keep it up to fuck a crossdresser. That shit is hella gay

Why do we have to discuss gay stuff?

Why did you ask that

>be in the hospital when I was 15
>place is full of cute college aged nurses
>there's this one who sneaks glances at me but has never actually helped me
>one day catch her peaking in and make eye contact
>she gets embarrassed and runs off
>decide to pass out
>next day wake up and catch her again, doesnt see me this time
>evil idea comes into my head
>next time i see her whip out my dick and start beating it
>she keeps staring for a few seconds, then walks off
>continue this for a week
>last day im in hospital same nurse comes in my room
>doesn't know ive been spying on her spying on me
>whip out my dick while shes there
>she litterally goes into full panic mode
>double takes behind her to make sure nobody is looking, face turns bright red
>"what are you--"
>ask her if she can help me to the bathroom (theres a small bathroom in all rooms, i broke leg so cant walk without help)
>she reluctantly helps me out of bed, i grab a titty
>she doesn't flinch, just keeps helping me walk
>once inside bathroom i force her head down on my cock
>she doesn't even resist
>about 5 minutes later im fucking her from behind over a toilet
>blow the largedt load of my life
>cum litterally dripping
>mfw some 21 year old babe rode on my 7 inch cock

>tfw Sup Forums stories arent even close to reality anymore

Pretty good, I rate 8/10

>15
>7 inches

LULZ

Jealous? ;)

Timestamp

faggot

Well I'm obviously not 15 now, dumbass.

Nurse here. Don't worry about it. We see some ungodly stuff on the job. A teen wacking it is the least of our concerns. She will have forgotten about it 3 minutes later.

Yeah but your dick didn't fall off, faggot. Timestamp.

What made you want to become a nurse?

The idea of helping people appeals to me but the idea of helping maintain needles and stuff along with bodily waste is just repulsive.

Don't you think that's stupid though? I mean imagine how many people would have died by now without surgery. Its seems like a major design flaw.

Wow so original clammo

I guess I never really understood the premature ejaculator. Even my first time was a fucking marathon. 2 god damn hours. Mind you, that could have been because my GF bought long-lasting for-her-pleasure condoms. I still take the piss out of her for that after 11 years. Now I am like, "I'm gonna be done in 8 minutes, you better be too." Oddly enough it works, I rarely finish before her.

just laughed so hard I got light headed

Here, faggot.

anyone want a part 2?

>Good job, tiger

lost it

Oh goodness it's so pencilley and circumcised and not 7"

>Be me playing gameboy in backseat
>On my way to the hospital
>Don't even know what i'm going for
>Walk in and see the hottest young nurse in the world
>Straight out of a movie
>I see people sitting down at the table and chairs but they are mainly old
>Don't want to sit next to old people
>See hospital has computer set up
>Walk up to it to see what games it has
>I pause and just stare at the screen
>I think for a moment about what I would do to the nurse if I could
>Get hard really quick
>I think I hear her call my name
>Oh shit oh fuck oh shit
>Slowly walk up to the front desk where the nurse is
>Silently staring at each other
>Oh fuck did she not even call me?
>She's just staring at me
>I have to talk to her, Okay don't screw this up
>Before I can say anything she starts giving me the "Welcome!" speech
>I'm not even listening to her
>I'm just thinking about what to say once she stops talking
>The moment never comes
>Mfw I never got the chance to say a word to her
>She just took my Pokemon and healed them and gave them back to me without giving me a chance to respond
>"We hope to see you again!"
>Turn off my gameboy and start spazzing out in the backseat
>If the real hospital is like this it's going to suck

Naw, that's just the angle. It's 7 inches on the dot.

>Undressed yourself and wrote a time stamp on your hand and jacked off so you could show your erect cock to another man on the internet
>Calling anyone else a faggot

You've fallen for my ruse, user. Now your reputation is to be called into question.

Ok. Well. It's nothing to write home about. And it's not 7"

That's not shaming. Talking about it after it happens in a mature way isn't shaming. Leaving him to his own thoughts about what happened will lead to self-shaming and greentext stories on Sup Forums.

You're a potato. It wouldn't happen. Period. He doesn't need therapy. You fucken do

Oh no, whatever will i do. How ever will I rebuild my reputation now that every user knows that I posted my cock on Sup Forums? Especially when they know my na- o wait

If you regularly eat raw/bloody meat, then It gets used and you dont have problems

Face it, you fool. Your career will be in shambles once this hits the networks.

Why you so butt-hurt? You'd rather have shit nurses that pretend not to notice things happening than admit there is a problem.

>broken leg
>can't walk
>bent her over and fucked her standing up

What are you, retarded?

>like Trump saying he's gonna build a wall.

I honestly don't understand this.
>You have a person running for the leadership of your country.
>He says he will build a wall to stop an immigration problem.
>He provides no other concrete ideas and suggestions to what else he will do.
>He provides no accurate statistics on the problems he claims to be able to combat.
>You think "oh by "by build a wall." he must mean he will enact stricter policies for immigration laws and deportation laws.

Honestly. As a man from the outside looking in seeing this I am baffled as to how many people Sup Forums was able to fool with simple memes.

All you care about is the lack of estrogen involved in the story

7-8/10 m8

Does that part two include you getting cancer cause im down

>be on Sup Forums
>ask if someones a retard

are you?

It's 7 inches, fam.

>moves camera away from base
I don't like the shape of your head. Restore the fiveskin lost on your jew cock

NOOOOOOO

So if I don't I'll get appendicitis? Because I never. Is that sopose to be just to lower chances? I thought appendix was for plant food fermentation.

Excellent question evasion Cuck xd

Nigger, do you know how hard it is to jack off and measure AND take a pic at the same time?? Give me a sec, you asshole.