Have you heard any news from the other provinces?

>Have you heard any news from the other provinces?

No, have you?

Farewell

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I work for Belethor, at the general good store.

skyrim belongs to the nords !

All you do is stand still in the shop or sometimes chop wood, get a proper job

Skyrim is cold.
Morrowind is fucked.
Wild hunt in Argonia.

I heard that thieves broke into the Arcane University, The Imperial Legion Compound, and the Temple, all on the same night!...wait-a-minute let me do that one again...I heard that Thieves broke into the Arcane University, The Imperial Legion Compound, and the Temple, all on the same night!

You hear that? The guards are coming, for you! Hehehehe

*manslayer gamerpoop reference*

Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't.

Bangin' butts, along with deez nuts!

Gary ?

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Is that all ? That's nothing compared to Morrowind.

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i'll have know theres no PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSIE

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Why do these old things always make me happy?

DEER PENIS

Jeebus man. Stop.

nostalgia is a hell of a drug consisting of simpler times

The champion of Cyrodiil was seen jumping like a n'wah across the water near the Imperial City again.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I sucked a fat cock and got aids

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Nothing I'd like to talk about.

Im Jaarl Bargluf and Ill be ballin'

Ballin', ballin'

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Some may call this junk.

Me, I call them treasures.

But which race lets me be the best stealth archer?

Dark Elf is your boi.

more

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I always went breton, with a bit of conjuration.

mah man

thank you so much for returning this important item to be and saving my life, Goodbye Traveler............ BY THE GODS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!

>willingly playing as the pansy SJW artsy fartsy "im 0.1% elf" wannabes

As far as skyrim goes. I go breton for the +10 conjuration and +5 illusion, they also start off with a conjure familiar spell. Dragon shield + magic resistance bonus is also a nice fuck you to casters too.

Looking good!

Anyone remember this DLC?

Just that rumour about your mother becoming a tavern whore! Only 2 gold coins for an entire night!
Me and buddy went halves!

khajit has coins. she will accept me, too?

Have you heard of the high elves?

As long as khajiit promises to trim nails first. Do you know how much it is for a dermatology spell?

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yea